-Bin Laden Song: Osama bin Laden sings and dances his way in and out of Canada.
-Coach's Corner: Special guest Ron MacLean and Her Royal Majesty drop the gloves in Queen's Corner.
-Bush - Iraq Update: George W. Bush wants to bomb Iraq while daughter Jenna just wants to get bombed.
-Wendy Report: The Wendy Report examines John Manley's Monarchy comment, crop circles in England, Yassar Arafat, banned soft drinks in L.A. schools, shoe bomber Richard Reid, Solicitor General Lawrence MacAulay, same sex marriages in Alberta, Kyoto Accord and the world's funniest joke.
-Stanron: Stan's new company leaves shareholders, locked, stocked and over a barrel.
-From the Files of CSIS: CSIS agents flex and protect.
-Quebec Man At Bar With Ami: Beer buddies like Pope J-2-P-2 ‘cause he's A-O-K.
-Ebb & Flo - Drought: Cash strapped farmers sell celebrity vegetables.
-Ozzy News: Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off the headlines.
-Martha Stewart Living: Martha Stewart discovers insider trad
