A foot race is going to take place at school tomorrow. Ferdinand is convinced that he is going to win. This bugs Simon big-time because he is just as convinced he will win. After all, Simon is the fastest! Especially if he is wearing his “fastest t-shirt in the world”, the one with the lightning bolt on it! He puts it on at home that evening and sure enough, he does everything super-duper fast. But the next morning at school, Simon realizes that his fetish t-shirt isn’t in his bag...