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Smosh: Season 9

2013 2013
TV-PG

  • 2013-01-04T17:00:00Z on YouTube
  • 10m
  • 4h 43m (53 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
Smosh is the home of the best funny videos, games, photos, memes, blogs and galleries online. See the funniest YouTube videos, pictures and images online or chat with Smosh readers in our online forums. See cartoons and comics daily as well as our original series like Ian Is Bored and Lunchtime w/Smosh. Smosh is the brainchild of Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, and Smosh.com focuses on everything humorous, funny, or awesome from around the web.

53 episodes

Season Premiere

2013-01-04T17:00:00Z

9x01 Disney Star Wars

Season Premiere

9x01 Disney Star Wars

  • 2013-01-04T17:00:00Z4m

In November of 2012, Disney bought the entire Star Wars franchise from George Lucas and re-made the original Star Wars Trilogy. Here's the first trailer.

2013-01-11T17:00:00Z

9x02 My Bobblehead Is Evil!

9x02 My Bobblehead Is Evil!

  • 2013-01-11T17:00:00Z7m

Anthony gets a bobblehead of himself, but is it driving him insane?

9x03 Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views!

  • 2013-01-18T17:00:00Z5m

Thanks so much, guys. Two billion views?! That's awesome. You guys rock :D And a BIG thank you to Duff Goldman for the amazing cake! PS: If you're wondering who the guys in the shower are, they're on our gaming channel :)

2013-01-25T17:00:00Z

9x04 We're in Super Mario!

9x04 We're in Super Mario!

  • 2013-01-25T17:00:00Z4m

Anthony forces Ian to go into Super Mario Bros. with him.

2013-02-01T17:00:00Z

9x05 That Damn Movie!

9x05 That Damn Movie!

  • 2013-02-01T17:00:00Z6m

Ian and Anthony compete against each other in a 24 Hour Film competition! But is Anthony's partner helping or hurting?!

2013-02-08T17:00:00Z

9x06 Driver's Ed Crap Rap!

9x06 Driver's Ed Crap Rap!

  • 2013-02-08T17:00:00Z3m

Ten years ago, Anthony and Ian made a music video for their Driver's Education class. They found the tape. Enjoy.

2013-02-15T17:00:00Z

9x07 Most Violent Game Ever?!

9x07 Most Violent Game Ever?!

  • 2013-02-15T17:00:00Z5m

Ian is forced to see a therapist (Anthony Padilla) who is convinced he will become violent after playing their new game, Super Head Esploder-X.

2013-02-22T17:00:00Z

9x08 My Stupid Dying Grandpa!

9x08 My Stupid Dying Grandpa!

  • 2013-02-22T17:00:00Z5m

Anthony helps Ian fulfill his grandpa's dying wish - to have his bucket list completed.

2013-03-01T17:00:00Z

9x09 Sexting Gone Wrong!

9x09 Sexting Gone Wrong!

  • 2013-03-01T17:00:00Z6m

A girl threatens her boyfriend she'll send out his nudes if he dumps her and all hell breaks loose.

2013-03-08T17:00:00Z

9x10 Life Better-ers!

9x10 Life Better-ers!

  • 2013-03-08T17:00:00Z4m

Anthony and Ian seek to make people's lives better with varying results.

9x11 Banned Airplane Safety Video

  • 2013-03-15T16:00:00Z4m

Captain Pooters (Anthony Padilla) of American Skyways takes us through the basic safety procedures of an aircraft.

2013-03-22T16:00:00Z

9x12 Zelda in Real Life

9x12 Zelda in Real Life

  • 2013-03-22T16:00:00Z4m

Somehow Link (Ian Hecox) fell into another dimension and is now in our current time. The transition has been a bit rough on him.

2013-03-29T16:00:00Z

9x13 Worst Online Date Ever

9x13 Worst Online Date Ever

  • 2013-03-29T16:00:00Z7m

Anthony and Ian use a dating website but Ian finds out he is completely incompatible with women.

9x14 Call of Duty: Starring Smosh!

  • 2013-04-01T16:00:00Z7m

Anthony and Ian were invited to be in the next Call of Duty, but it wasn't exactly how they thought it would turn out.

2013-04-05T16:00:00Z

9x15 Gas Buster!

9x15 Gas Buster!

  • 2013-04-05T16:00:00Z3m

Are you tired of a little passing of gas ruining your life? Introducing the all new GAS BUSTER!

2013-04-12T16:00:00Z

9x16 If Movies Were Real 3

9x16 If Movies Were Real 3

  • 2013-04-12T16:00:00Z5m

Anthony and Ian see what movies would be like if they were realistic.

2013-04-19T16:00:00Z

9x17 Google Glass Sucks!

9x17 Google Glass Sucks!

  • 2013-04-19T16:00:00Z4m

Google's new revolutionary product doesn't exactly work as intended.

2013-04-26T16:00:00Z

9x18 Sleeping Pill Disaster

9x18 Sleeping Pill Disaster

  • 2013-04-26T16:00:00Z5m

Anthony gives Ian some sleeping pills that cause him to do weird things in his sleep.

2013-05-03T16:00:00Z

9x19 Worst Proposals Ever

9x19 Worst Proposals Ever

  • 2013-05-03T16:00:00Z5m

These are probably the worst proposals of all time.

2013-05-10T16:00:00Z

9x20 Amazing New Workout

9x20 Amazing New Workout

  • 2013-05-10T16:00:00Z4m

"Muscle Face" Rogers presents his new workout routine called Get Off Your Ass and Do Something. IT REALLY WORKS!

9x21 Good vs. Surprisingly Good

  • 2013-05-17T16:00:00Z4m

Let's alter good situations to make them SURPRISINGLY good!

A small apple cider business in the nearby town of Dixon is going bankrupt, so we made this music video to help them out. Now they're threatening to sue us. I guess you'll see why...

2013-05-31T16:00:00Z

9x23 We're Stuck Together

9x23 We're Stuck Together

  • 2013-05-31T16:00:00Z7m

Anthony and Ian wake up stuck together and find out it will cost $10,000 to get separated. They're forced into a strange beauty pageant to earn money.

9x24 What Guys Are Really Thinking

  • 2013-06-07T16:00:00Z4m

Anthony and Ian demonstrate the difference between what guys say and what they're really thinking!

2013-06-14T16:00:00Z

9x25 Stop Copying Me!

9x25 Stop Copying Me!

  • 2013-06-14T16:00:00Z3m

Have you ever randomly said the same thing at the same time as someone else?

2013-06-21T16:00:00Z

9x26 My Friend's Hot Sister

9x26 My Friend's Hot Sister

  • 2013-06-21T16:00:00Z5m

Ian is dating Anthony's sister, Antoinette, again. Anthony does everything in his power to break them up.

2013-06-28T16:00:00Z

9x27 Japanese Titanic

9x27 Japanese Titanic

  • 2013-06-28T16:00:00Z4m

What if the movie Titanic was translated into Japanese with a crappy online translator, then translated back into English?

2013-07-05T16:00:00Z

9x28 We Need Friends

9x28 We Need Friends

  • 2013-07-05T16:00:00Z5m

Ian and Anthony need some new friends.

2013-07-12T16:00:00Z

9x29 Magic Wipes

9x29 Magic Wipes

  • 2013-07-12T16:00:00Z4m

Ian and Anthony... I mean Paul and Paulie create a commercial for their new product - P Brothers Magic Wipes! They clean anything like MAGIC!

2013-07-19T16:00:00Z

9x30 I Broke My Foot!

9x30 I Broke My Foot!

  • 2013-07-19T16:00:00Z5m

Ian has a broken foot and blackmails Anthony into doing everything for him.

2013-07-26T16:00:00Z

9x31 The Rarest Pokemon Card!

9x31 The Rarest Pokemon Card!

  • 2013-07-26T16:00:00Z5m

Anthony and Ian are being dicks at an old man's yard sale when they discover he is selling the rarest Pokemon card ever.

2013-08-02T16:00:00Z

9x32 We Rule High School

9x32 We Rule High School

  • 2013-08-02T16:00:00Z4m

While in high school we were in charge of creating a video teaching incoming freshmen about the rules of our school. It turned out pretty awesome.

2013-08-09T16:00:00Z

9x33 I Have Kirby Powers!

9x33 I Have Kirby Powers!

  • 2013-08-09T16:00:00Z5m

Anthony gets the ability to suck things and get their powers.

2013-08-16T16:00:00Z

9x34 Retarded Cats: The Movie

9x34 Retarded Cats: The Movie

  • 2013-08-16T16:00:00Z5m

An exec of a company (Ian) watches a video of a cat online and has a revelation, but another man (Anthony) has an issue with what the cats are being called.

2013-08-23T16:00:00Z

9x35 I Have a Secret Son

9x35 I Have a Secret Son

  • 2013-08-23T16:00:00Z6m

Anthony's sister brings a strange man into the house who she claims is Ian's son.

2013-08-30T16:00:00Z

9x36 How to Survive a Burglary

9x36 How to Survive a Burglary

  • 2013-08-30T16:00:00Z6m

Have you ever been victim of a home burglary? Sgt. Anous is back with another How To video to teach you how to survive getting burglarized by a burgling burglar.

2013-09-06T16:00:00Z

9x37 So Many Hickeys!

9x37 So Many Hickeys!

  • 2013-09-06T16:00:00Z4m

Anthony and Ian wake up with hickies on their necks. The only logical explanation is the boogeyman.

What if you woke up one day and every piece of technology you held dear never existed?

9x39 Scribblenauts in Real Life

  • 2013-09-20T16:00:00Z5m

Scribblenauts is a lot less family-friendly when it comes to life!

2013-09-27T16:00:00Z

9x40 My Twerking Addiction

9x40 My Twerking Addiction

  • 2013-09-27T16:00:00Z6m

In this episode of My Strange Addiction, we cover a man who can't stop twerking.

2013-10-04T16:00:00Z

9x41 New Pokemon Crossovers!

9x41 New Pokemon Crossovers!

  • 2013-10-04T16:00:00Z5m

Anthony and Ian share some amazing ideas with the President of Pokemon of America that will help keep Pokemon fresh.

2013-10-11T16:00:00Z

9x42 Stop Miley

9x42 Stop Miley

  • 2013-10-11T16:00:00Z5m

For only 5 cents a day, you can help Stop Miley.

●LYRICS●
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map

HOOK
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
REPEAT

They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy

Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap

CHORUS
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
END CHORUS

HOOK x2

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship

Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps

CHORUS
HOOK x2

Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all

I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz

We don't have a Vine account. But if we did, this is what you'd see.

2013-11-01T16:00:00Z

9x45 Food Battle 2013

9x45 Food Battle 2013

  • 2013-11-01T16:00:00Z8m

For the eighth year in a row, Ian and Anthony battle it out to see whose favorite food can do more everyday tasks! Will Ian's pink frosted sprinkled donut beat the food YOU voted for?!

2013-11-08T17:00:00Z

9x46 Loki Interview Prank

9x46 Loki Interview Prank

  • 2013-11-08T17:00:00Z6m

We got the opportunity to interview Tom Hiddleston (Loki) and decided that while one of us interviewed Tom, the other would give instructions through an earpiece. It got hilariously awkward really fast.

2013-11-15T17:00:00Z

9x47 We Found a Dead Guy!

9x47 We Found a Dead Guy!

  • 2013-11-15T17:00:00Z5m

We kind of, sort of, probably found a dead guy in our house.

9x48 Longest Staring Contest Ever

  • 2013-11-22T17:00:00Z7m

Anthony and Ian decide to have a staring contest to decide who gets the last pizza roll. WHO WILL BLINK FIRST!?

2013-11-29T17:00:00Z

9x49 My Mutant Rash!

9x49 My Mutant Rash!

  • 2013-11-29T17:00:00Z6m

After Anthony and Ian find a space, strange things start happening to their bodies.

2013-12-06T17:00:00Z

9x50 Smosh Vs Zombies

9x50 Smosh Vs Zombies

  • 2013-12-06T17:00:00Z8m

We totally know how to deal with zombies.

9x51 The End of Christmas (Part 1)

  • 2013-12-13T17:00:00Z8m

Anthony and Ian set out to stop Christmas from ever happening. As... puppets!?

9x52 The End of Christmas (Part 2)

  • 2013-12-20T17:00:00Z10m

2013-12-27T17:00:00Z

9x53 Best of 2013 Remix

9x53 Best of 2013 Remix

  • 2013-12-27T17:00:00Z10m

2013 was an awesome year for us, and it's all thanks to you guys! Check out our year in review, including the number of times we died (hint: a lot) and an amazing video remix by Mike Relm!

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