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The Cinema Snob reviews the notorious bomb Inchon.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd film from the God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness.
The Cinema Snob reviews the Steven Spielberg comedy extravaganza, 1941.
The Cinema Snob reviews the worst film of 2018.
The Cinema Snob reviews the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.
With a second Lego movie assembling in theaters, the Snob decides to check out Wood Rocket's pornographic alternative.
This diary of a grumpy, white Cinema Snob details his look into the very first, full-length Madea movie, to celebrate the release of the (possibly) last Madea movie ever.
You've seen Kirk Cameron save Christmas (and make it extra creepy), now the Cinema Snob invites you to recall the time Cameron tackled the apocalypse. Hey, if Saving Christmas and Little Piece of Heaven didn't cause it, how bad could this be?
In honor of St. Paddy's day, and the Leprechaun's birthday, the Cinema Snob discovers a pot'o blood and guts with the sequel to the wildly successful Leprechaun, in which our lovable homicidal little nymph is out to claim himself a bride.
After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.
Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.
For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.
They made a porn parody of The Room? Ha ha, what a funny story, Wood Rocket. This is not the sex life that was randomly inquired about.
Last year, the Cinema Snob spent Easter reviewing a strange movie about a giant, singing duck. This year, it's a strange movie about giant, singing bears.
The Cinema Snob reviews the original The Amityville Horror.
Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.
The Cinema Snob finds out if the much maligned 2018 John Gotti biopic is really that bad.
Since he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.
The Cinema Snob checks out the American cut of the original Godzilla, starring Raymond Burr!
From the director of A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot, The Cinema Snob checks out this 1971 Zodiac Killer movie with an insane backstory!
Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?
With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.
The Cinema Snob looks at one of Brad's ten favorite movies of all time, the 1980 comedy The Hollywood Knights!
The Cinema Snob celebrates the 4th of July be checking out this 2016 paranoia film featuring Patriot Grandpa from Last Ounce of Courage, Alex Jones as a senator, and directed by Chuck Norris' son!
It's the most ambitious Lloyd Approved episode yet, as The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1965 Disney film That Darn Cat!
It's another forgotten melodrama, as The Cinema Snob watches the surprisingly creepy 1984 romance Until September!
From the director of The Trump Prophecy, and starring the cast of War Room! Lets see how this goes!
With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.
Clancy Brown! John Conner! Goose! Lloyd! There's plenty of craziness to be found in the 1992 sequel to Pet Sematary!
The Cinema Snob braces himself for some R-Rated Pure Flix!
Before the It Chapter 2 comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the 1990 miniseries starring Tim Curry as Pennywise!
Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.
It's Musical March in September, but also a Friday the 13th week! Thankfully there happens to be an 80s Bollywood musical remake of Friday the 13th featuring a haunted hotel, disco dancing and witches!
This Musical March in September hasn't been fabulous enough, so The Cinema Snob watches the summer themed High School Musical 2!
The High School Musical Trilogy is complete for The Cinema Snob, but what will come of next week's episode? And do our heroes graduate high school? Yep.
Musical March in September comes to an end as The Cinema Snob watches The Asylum/Faith Films mockbuster, Sunday School Musical!
The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.
With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.
The Cinema Snob keeps his head on straight to review the 1981 David Cronenberg classic Scanners!
Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".
In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.
The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.
While Frozen may be coming out this weekend, The Cinema Snob is stuck with the 2013 low budget mockbuster, Frozen Land!
There's a new Black Christmas coming to theaters soon, so The Cinema Snob kicks off the holiday season with his new onesie and checks out the 1974 original directed by Bob Clark!
It's a Friday the 13th week, but it's also the holiday season! Luckily The Cinema Snob finds a Christmas themed Friday the 13th short from 2014 featuring Jason and Santa Claus!
Only the writer of The Life Zone could bring us this heartwarming tale of Christmas, family, and mass shootings!
It wouldn't be the Christmas season without the Snob stumbling across some forgotten children's nightmare fuel! This time he checks out Santa Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown, who may or may not by some kind or relation to Ms Velma.
The Cinema Snob watches this 80s Escape from New York knockoff and wonders if it correctly predicted the actual year of 2019.
