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The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.
Before the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.
The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
Frequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.
The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
Ilsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!
This episode was released directly and exclusively on The Cinema Snob: Nudies, Rudies & Crudies DVD set, due to Brad Jones' desire to release another Cinema Snob DVD and the heavy amount of nudity shown in the film...as well as the review.
Leave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!
Herschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!
Hey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?
Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??
The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!
The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!
Before the new Godzilla film comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out "Godzilla's Revenge," often considered to be one of the worst in the franchise.
No, not that Drive, this 1974 gay porn is about a homicidal drag queen hell bent on world domination by destroying all cocks and sex drives!
From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!!
Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy!
A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!
Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!
Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?
Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?
Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
You've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.
The Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!
It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.
Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
Returning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
NOPE!!!!!
Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
The Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."
In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.
Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?
