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Squid Game: 1x06 Gganbu
  1. gonna sue netflix for emotional suffering during this episode
  2. i never played marbles as a kid and now i fuckin know why
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: 23x06 The Five Hundredth Episode
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WandaVision: 1x08 Previously On

the acting in this episode is out of control good. whoever wrote this episode deserves a whole ass emmy and also owes me an apology for all the tears in my face

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Behind Her Eyes

this truly kept me guessing until the near end. every time i thought i was one step ahead and finally figured it out i was wrong. even my craziest theory at the end of episode 5 was literally turned on its head by the actual ending. i loved every minute of this series. every character was well rounded, flawed and believable. i sympathized with all of them at one point, and wanted to throw a book at their heads at another. i went in expecting a typical thriller miniseries and came out the other end legitimately mindfucked. if you have the time, do yourself a favor and spend it on this series. go in without knowing anything and avoid spoilers like your life depends on it.

the only thing i'll say is this: the ending is not a happy one, by any stretch of the imagination. if you want the happy-ish version, stop the last episode shortly after adele writes a letter. the real version is worth the outrage, though, if only because it actually kept me guessing until the very end, which very few shows or movies have managed to do.

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In Treatment: 3x26 Sunil: Week Seven

this deserves a dozen awards i love sunil with every ounce of my heart

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Arrival
Get Out

the film has an incredible underlying tension. i've seen people across social media criticize it for being an uncomfortable experience, but that slight discomfort is why it's so effective in terms of the horror genre. it hits a little too close to home in a deeply divided society because aside from the minor details that take this over into the realm of horror, it's all realistic. it's all something we've experienced firsthand, be it as chris or as a bystander. i love this movie, discomfort and all. i'm so happy jordan peele has been getting recognition for his filmmaking; he's got so much talent and his work shows just how robust that talent is. two things though: CHRIS TAKING THAT KNIFE TO THE HAND I FULL BODY RECOILED. and the alternate ending is worth a watch.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: 1x09 Whose Show Is This?

deadpool was one of the only comics i got into long-term as a teenager so i live for every fourth wall break the mcu gives me tbh. also tatiana maslany and charlie cox have such delightful chemistry i had no idea i'd be so smitten with a relationship after less than an hour of content

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The G Word with Adam Conover

genuinely entertaining, engaging and a solid example of what edutainment can be. and a good reminder to participate in local elections, no matter your political ideology! i moved to a swing state early in my voting history and voting in local and state elections quickly became a major aspect of my political participation. i recommend it to anyone who feels disillusioned by politics, because it's always more interesting and personal on a local level.

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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

a huge variety of jokes, but still cohesive once it wrapped up! i loved getting to hear all of the accents he's been working on. it's hard to pick favorite moments, but i'd say great britain colonizing india is pretty high up there.

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Boss Level

i absolutely loved this. had almost no idea what it was about save for the time loop synopsis and i spent the entire movie delighted and enthralled. it's an action flick at its core so i was never REALLY emotional, but it still had me invested in frank grillo's protagonist and god, were those fast-paced failed-attempt scenes good. this had all the right touches of video game vibes and humor, and the commenter who called it deadpool meets groundhog day was spot on, because that's exactly what i thought after the first montage of kill scenes.

also, guan yin is perhaps the Best call out on the asian assassin trope i've ever seen.

oh, and mel gibson was good in the sense that i barely had to look at him and what time i spent having to acknowledge him was spent appropriately wanting his character dead!

predictable? i mean kind of, it's a time loop movie. but it's 100% a good time.

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Patton Oswalt: Annihilation

patton's awesome with standup, he's so incredibly personable when he's telling jokes. i loved his interactions with the front row, and also how honest he was about his struggle with segueing into the part about the grieving process. he also had such refreshingly candid commentary for those people who talk about losing a loved one like it's some beautiful, spiritual journey. i think a lot of the laughter i let out during that section of the special was more empathy than humor. some very real material in this, both personal and global. at the end it felt like we were all a little unburdened after experiencing the routine, audience and patton alike!

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What Happened to Monday

this made me really appreciate noomi rapace's acting skills. the plot was a little contrived and the movie requires some suspension of disbelief -- less for the premise and more for the notion that 7 identical siblings successfully hid themselves in said premise -- but all in all it's an enjoyable film with believable characters. i watched with a friend and more than once we were clinging to each other and cheering for one of the sisters.

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The Menu

such a good cast and such a good movie. i don't have anything exciting to say, i just loved this ride

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Logan

i really envy people who think that professor xavier having a degenerative brain disease is unrealistic. i take care of two relatives with dementia. it's about as brutal as this movie is, except it's real.

that said, it was easier to watch than i expected, it made me cry, congrats to it. very r, multiple decapitations, my fave kind of superhero movie. either way i think more people need to read actual comics to understand the full spectrum of ratings and content they span, so they can stop thinking superhero content has a specific lane to stay in

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Louis C.K. 2017

i generally love louis c.k.'s material to begin with but i only really lost it when the "i'll try the best anything, if it's the BEST" bit came around. i can't believe how hard i laughed at turtle extinction.

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Stranger Things

the kids are what really make this show. also, they're better actors than like 90% of the seasoned adult actors currently on television so please remake every tv series starring them.

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Tickled

this is so bizarre but so good. absolutely give it a watch - the tagline is no joke.

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Watcher

the simplest takeaway: gaslighting is literally never the answer, stop it.

slow-paced, be aware of that going into it. it's never a jump scare that makes the movie unsettling. it was an awesome directorial debut on okuno's part. it's not a new trope but it's handled in a beautiful and haunting way re: cinematography and score, and acted out by a great cast. maika monroe's expressiveness alone deserves all the awards. also proud of lil old shudder backing a proper release!

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Spider-Man: No Way Home

everything hurts and i'm crying

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Scream

i only ever saw parts of this movie over the years and somehow mistakenly assumed i'd seen it in full as an adult. watching it now after watching a few other 90s horrors, i see why it's so beloved. i mean aside from wes craven doing a good job as a general rule, the acting is great, the characters are well-rounded, and it's genuinely equal parts comedy and horror. regardless of how the sequels turn out in my binge of these in preparation for the 2022 film, i'm so glad i watched this.

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Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father

even knowing a bit about this story, the experience of this tribute is so meaningful. i'm glad to be able to have seen it, even if it was heartbreaking.

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Dune

yes hello hollywood i formally request it be the age of sci-fi space operas from here on out

god i love when producters let amazing things happen. you know a director's good when an ensemble cast doesn't feel like a bunch of a listers thrown together but an actual, cohesive set. oscar isaac did leto's last scene so much justice. i also think i get the timothee hype, finally. and ZENDAYA. AND REBECCA.

hans zimmer has never done a single wrong in his life ever; villaneuve directed a masterpiece; and dneg made every single piece of the vfx feel legit. this was so good what the FUCK.

i wish frank could've seen this.

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The Tomorrow War
Raya and the Last Dragon

feel good disney feelings. i cried a lot of happy tears, kind of like when i wept over zootopia. i'm almost 32 years old but my excuse is i'm a millennial and i was conditioned for this by the lion king, thank you and goodnight

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Loki: 1x04 The Nexus Event

THAT POST CREDITS SCENE THO!!!!

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Mare of Easttown

this was really a beautiful series. visceral and bleak, but also funny and familiar. highly recommend, i binged it all in one go and it was amazing. also, the fuckin ACCENTS were so good, god.

anyway petition for evan peters to never have his hair longer than he did in this series, he's never looked better

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Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know

i watched this while high, and recommend that mode if you're cool with it and also have 'space real big' anxiety panic? because i have a feeling if i hadn't been high my anxiety would have been too much to bear approximately 50% of the runtime and i would've just turned it off. if you're not anxious congrats, but my brain needs active forced relaxation to make me believe i can fathom space and time.

either way there's loads of nice visuals throughout the film, an all around soothing watch despite the whole 'our universe is massive yet knowable how does that make me feel" contemplation that follows every real space thing i learn about.

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