robert downey jr is distracting in the worst way possible
dude trying to stealthily escape the Monarch agents really slammed his door close in the loudest way possible? smh fuckin' stupid
1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters could never come up with Lil' Dicky teaching Anne Frank to whip in a motel
"okay Sarah give us a few takes of you entitled little cunt"
"which one do you think you'll use?"
"yes."
Bruno cracking up in the background while Conan calls Santiago a psychopath in 50 different ways
what an insanely good episode
Cragel :joy::joy::joy: and the day after I read about crookies (croissant + cookie)
the 2-second camera angle of Russell Tovey jacking off Capote was, uh, quite a choice
finding myself wanting to like season 2 more than i do, it's still good but something about season 1 was just magical and was an outta-nowhere hit that won me over with each episode with ease and really put the viewer in the pound-the-pavement go go go life of a TV journalist while that feels racheted back a bit in season 2. also the writing (in this episode especially) very much feels like someone from 2023 writing about the 1980s
benny blanco mentally willing seagulls to eat an entireass dead seal before Dave gets to the party
(Streeter farts)
that's a little low-brow and one-note for this show
(Brooke farts)
this is comedy
(Lance identifies Brooke via her farting)
this is art
Claire Danes getting doggystyled on a dining room table while eating chow lo mein and erotically moaning I LOVE chow lo mein was not on my bingo card
Chet Hanks & Ziwe is the perfect marriage of subject and interviewer
“A very bright, enterprising woman who wants to make dicks and butts better”
F Dawn, Buffy literally gave up her life for her when it would've been easier to yeet Dawn's ass into the interdimensional portal to save the whole world and Dawn can't stand up to a bunch of whiney teenagers for Buffy? the worst the absolute worst
The Real Housewives of Westoros
Broke: With great power, comes great responsibility
Woke: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right cunt
Arrax fucked around and subsequently he found out
Aubrey Plaza 'bout to shit in Ethan's luggage
Harper woke up and choose violence and I am here for it
enjoying this particular job in the end credits -
Production Manager (Blood Unit): Alison Aird
We expected more of a fight from you James, you're English. For God's sake 5 of you lot got together and invaded half the world
No can can convince me that "When do I ever make things awkward" wasn't a line added specifically for Aubrey Plaza after she was cast
so was Tom just holding on to the auction stickers to dramatically stick one on Greg's forehead or ...?
"Peppa Pig"
Come si dice "Savage" in Italiano?
"Cousin..."
"COUSIN"
"Cousin...?"
"...cousin!!"
"Cousin!?!"
"Cousin...?"
"C O U S I N"
"...cousin."
"Cousin!"
June & Serena at the end: this. fuckin'. bitch.
June Osbourne learned new skill: teleport & GPS coordinates of Serena
is no one going to mention the bottle of Novichok that definitely smashed on the ground and killed a bunch of people or...?
