Clobby Clobsters

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Gravity Falls, Oregon, Australia

Revue Starlight

A beautiful tale of the price of glory and pressure society puts upon its greatest artists. But it is also a reminder to hold tight to those closest to you.

8/10

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The Boys: 3x01 Payback
Ranking of Kings: 1x04 His First Journey
  • Prince Bojji's body storytelling, lol

Hunter: "Do as I'm doing!"

  • Lol, what. Why they dancing?

Hokuro: "Who's there?!"

  • I love this character, man
  • Wait, he PUSHED him? Lol what

7/10

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Ranking of Kings: 1x03 The New King
  • RIP Bojji
  • Bojji's crying gave me the worse chills man

Mitsumata: "There are many who cherish you. Please do not forget that."

  • Damn ;-;
  • YO, that FIGHT
  • When Bojji hit his head on the tower wall, I FELT that
  • The Queen trying to communicate to baby Bojji ;-;

7/10

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Season 1

Although Andrew Stanton is king and should've written the ENTIRE series.

What a mess.

5/10

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: 1x06 Part VI
Dead End: Paranormal Park: 1x01 The Job
Ms. Marvel: 1x02 Crushed
Ms. Marvel: 1x01 Generation Why
The Owl House: 2x21 King's Tide

Eda: "Don't worry, Lily. With this spell declared, I promise I'll be back."
Lilith: "That's not a spell, doesn't even rhyme."

  • Chills

Gus: [Muffled] "King? King, are you okay?"

  • CHILLS
  • THE GOLDEN GUARDS SKELETONS. HOLY SHI—

The Collector: "You wanna play tag? I'm it."

  • BELOS JUST DIED

The Collector: "We're gonna have a blast, everyone!"

King: "Luz, I am so happy I got to have you as a big sister."

  • ;-;

"Girl Lost in Frogland Hoax?"

  • EXCUSE ME!?

8/10

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The Owl House: 2x20 Clouds on the Horizon

Belos: "The Day of Unity is about to begin."

  • Chills

Luz: "Don't forget, Eda the Owl Lady."
King: "Already a legend, and the most horrifying one of them all!"

  • Chills

Luz: "What?! I don't need a security escort!"
Willow: "Did you hear that, Gus?"
Gus: "Yeah, no, I guess we'll have to go home. Well, it's been fun. See you around, Luz the human."

  • Yo, it ends on a moon too??

7/10

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The Owl House: 2x19 O Titan, Where Art Thou

Eda: "Can't believe that little guy is gonna turn into that big guy."

  • What's it with these animated shows and making the comic relief character the most tragic of them all, wtf
  • Lilith bowing before kicking Hooty to bow too, lmao

King: "You're Steve from Lilith's party. Should you be, like, kissing the Emperor's butt right now?
Steve: "Probably, heck, growing up, all I wanted was to be an Emperor's Coven scout, to be considered one of the best. I got what I wanted but, it's not what I thought it was."

  • Omg Steve :laughing:

Luz: "Maybe our luck's finally turning!"

  • Wow, this is gonna age badly, huh?
  • Yo, Steve and King are the best thing to have ever happened, wtf

Luz: "Eda? Are you sending me away?"

  • Aw, crap ;-;
  • Welp, I nearly cried

8/10

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The Owl House: 2x18 Labyrinth Runners
Amphibia

This is my favourite TV show of all time.

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Sonny Boy: 1x08 Laughing Dog

By the episode's end, CookieGod and I burst into laughter because of how much it emotionally and intellectually moved us.

You had to be there.

9/10

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The Owl House: 2x17 Edge of the World

King of Dads: "Now, maybe after dinner we can have a nice game of catch?"
King: [High pitched] "Really?!"

  • Sounds like Bugs Bunny, omg

Luz: "That you've been lying about the Titan for years!"

  • Why am I getting chills

Lilith: "Their safety would be your responsibility, my dear, brave... Hootsifer."
[Hooty tears up.]
Hooty: "I would protect these silly children with my life!"
[Hooty bows.]

  • Omg

Eda: "I thought Luz was just some lost kid, but because of me she's wrapped up in this thing with Belos and it's-- It's just not fair! She and King are... children. They shouldn't have to deal with this."

  • This is all going too well. I mean, i hope they're actually just a nice and supporting community for King. Pls don't be evil

Luz: "Their god is that collector kid?"

  • Oh, no

Bill: "Say, who's your buddy's tailor? His costume looks so real."

  • Hooty dropping that snow globe, omg

King: "I just thought I had to... prepare for a world without you in it."

  • ;-;
  • They've been living on one of King's descendants this whole time ;-;

7/10

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Amphibia: 3x29 The Beginning of the End
  • MARCY
  • Grime's pre-battle playlist, lol
  • Yo they talking about Marcy :O
  • CHILLS as these armies stand off
  • Oh, no, Sasha isn't ready to forgive Marcy but they don't know about Darcy yet...
  • YUNAN AND OLIVIA, NOOO
  • Bella made a return
  • The Moss Man saved Wally :O
  • Oh, shoot, Andrias
  • CHILLS FOR THAT DANCE BATTLE
  • Watched 4:37 PM 30/04/22

8/10

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Amphibia: 3x28 The Three Armies
  • "Welcome to war", lol
  • Polly at weapon check, lol
  • Grime cheering them on to fight, lol
  • THAT NEWT EXPLODED
  • POLLY NO, NOT THE WEAPONS
  • ANNE ;-;
  • Watched at 4:23 PM 30/04/22

7/10

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The Owl House: 2x16 Hollow Mind

Hunter: "Remember what happened at the Night Market?"

  • What an opening

Hunter: "Oh! This is when I inherited my staff!"

  • Lol
  • Are those cloaked figures Raine, Darius and Eberwolf?

Luz: "Hunter."

  • HE TOOK HER HAND

Luz: "Are those, Palismen?"
Hunter: "We weren't running from the Inner Belos. He was with us the whole time."

  • Omg, wtf

Hunter: "What did you do to the other guards? To our family?! It wasn't wild magic, was it?"

  • That's messed up

Hooty: "Inopportune interruption, eh?"
[In a deep voice.]
Hooty: "I'll handle this."

Eda: "Don't crowd them! Are you two okay?"

  • Damn
  • Hunter is having an identity crisis and I'm terrified for him

8/10

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The Owl House: 2x15 Them's the Breaks, Kid
  • Shorter intro? :O

Eda: "Nothing can stop the Clawthorne sisters! Our rivals shall be crushed beneath our feet!"

  • Omg
  • Ayo, Darius used to hang with Amity's parents?

Principal Faust: "Every year..."
[Students run and hide screaming.]
Principal Faust: "...Hexside participates in a special training program called Instructing Future Witches of Tomorrow."

  • Lol, everyone's scared of this principal

Raine: "I don't know who you are, but you are a riot."

  • Omg, the child voice actors for all these characters are amazing
  • Raine and Eda being a dynamic duo! I'm here for it!

Eda: "I think I'm being used to embarrass our vice principal. As if he doesn't do that already."

  • Oh, no, Bump. NOOO. I'VE DONE THAT. AHH
  • Yo, they're flexing the animation here

Student: "My parents say if I don't come home with a ribbon, I better not come home at all."

  • Oof

Terra Snapdragon: "Delightful!

  • Yo, Eda and Raine doing that dance, omg
  • Bump fainted and I laughed

Raine: "I'll keep you safe, Eda. I promise."

  • Ayo, what? He's fine? Okay

8/10

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Moon Knight: 1x04 The Tomb
  • My problem with the audience with the Gods is that Khonshu and Marc made a bad decision but I don't think the story is interested in them learning from that
  • The love triangle between Layla, Marc and Steven is kinda funny even if it's a bit weird

Laya: "You smell like him."

  • What the hell do you mean? He is him!

Layla: "Why are you telling me this now?"

  • Yeah, why? It's been real convenient up until this point

  • Idk about them being together... It's fun when it's a joke, but for real it's problematic

Layla: "The Avatar would be Ammit's voice."
Steven: "...That's right."

  • Lol, why was that so awkward. It's like they delivered the exposition but didn't know how to end the scene, haha

Steven: "What are they shooting at?"

  • Horror? Cool

Marc: "But you also told her the truth about why I've been pushing her away. And that was unexpected."

  • What the hell. Why didn't YOU tell her, Marc?
  • Yo, Ethan Hawke does NOT hold back. Lol

Layla: "I'll share it with you this time, I swear."

  • Lol, what?

Hippo: "Hi!"

  • Lol

6/10

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The Owl House: 2x14 Reaching Out
  • The openings for these Owl House eps are such downers, omg

Hunter: [Text message] "LEAVE. ME ALONE"

  • Lmao
  • The transition from list to brawl!

Amity: "I'm not going anywhere with you!
[Amity takes Luz's rune.]
Amity: "...Either of you."

  • ;-;

Luz: "Thank you for listening. I can't wait to pick flowers with you."

  • OMG, NO. MY EMOTIONS ;-;

Eda: "I've got my eyes on you, Blight."

  • Lol
  • Absent fathers episode... :(

9/10

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The Owl House: 2x13 Any Sport in a Storm
Ranking of Kings: 1x02 The Prince and Kage

Notes

  • RIP those Shadow Clan members. That was brutal

Geslan: "Look around you."

  • They're just wearing the corpses on their spears?! Omg
  • That guy beat up a child :eyes:
  • Yo, Kage keeps losing people :(

Guard: "Why don't they stop him?!"

  • Yeah, wtf

Daida: "Brother was fighting dirty."

  • No, he wasn't. Wtf. Dodging is allowed

Kage: "No matter what anyone else says, I think your style is just fine as it is."

  • YES
  • The animation of his expression as he cries tears of happiness ;-;

Review
Wow. I'm not usually the type of guy to really like a story's beginnings, but this show has had such a strong start.

It was such a bold and unexpected choice to shift this episode's focus onto Kage's backstory, and it really makes you look at him in a different light as he becomes easier to empathise with.

I still don't understand how Bojji hadn't shown his fighting ability before or why these people think dodging = fighting dirty, but oh well, it's a nice metaphor.

This world is also very cruel.

8/10

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Ranking of Kings: 1x01 The Prince's New Clothes

Notes

  • The animation is unexpectedly smooth
  • He hit him! :O

Review
A solid start!

The entire set-up for how little others think of Boji is well-done and establishes this world quite well. No, it doesn't feel like there's a massive world out there, but it feels like there is a kingdom, at least.

Boji's entire upbeat attitude is endearing, but once you learn that he's just been holding it all in , it becomes all too real and easier to sympathise with him.

The twist at the end brings about some stellar animated action, and I'm all for it.

This show has a promising beginning, and I hope it only improves from here.

7/10

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Moon Knight: 1x03 The Friendly Type
Amphibia: 2x14 Lost in Newtopia

Anne: "I didn't want the baby carrot sticks, mum! I didn't want them! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!"
[Newt in car rolls up the car window.]

Hop Pop: "Now I'll never make it to the cheese museum."

Anne: "No guides! People will know we're lame-o tourists."
[Polly gasps.]
Polly: "You're right! Don't wanna be like that guy."
Tourist: "Aw..."

Anne & Polly: "Tails. Tails. Tails."
[Anne & Polly swing the tail store door open, clapping.]
Both: "Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails."
[The Store Worker joins in.]
Anne, Polly & Store Worker: "Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails!"

Polly: "I just thought of a better name. An-olly."
Hop Pop: "Aw, that's not better."
Sprig: "It's worse, actually."
Anne: [Crying.] "'Ann-olly. I... I love it!"

Marcy: "Aw, dang it! Tell me that tapestry wasn't hundreds of years old."
Andrias: "Oh, way older than that, actually."
Marcy: [Faintly.] "No!"

7/10

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Moon Knight: 1x02 Summon the Suit
Kid Cosmic: 1x02 Kid Cosmic y la Niña Gigantica

Chuck: "Wow, kid. That was cold."

7/10

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Kid Cosmic: 1x01 Kid Cosmic and the Rings of Power!
  • Did somebody say animated desert town? Yes, please
  • Such a refreshing visual style. Very reminiscent of old comics

Kid Cosmic: "Not in the road. Stay safe, citizen!"

  • Lol

Kid Cosmic: "Maybe it's out of juice?"

  • He's dead

"Accident Claims Parents"

  • Aw, no ;-;

Jo: "I hate meditating!"
Kid Cosmic: "Oh, it's not so— Bad! So, so bad!"

  • Lol

Jo: "You gonna blast me? You gonna blast me? Or are you too chicken?"
[Jo clucks.]
Alien: "I have no idea what that means, but it sounds offensive. You are so dead!"

6/10

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