DarthZelda

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 5x13 The Negotiation

"Oop, they're looking at us."
"Spreadsheet, spreadsheet."
"Crime, crime."
"Precinct, precinct."
"Yeah."

Almost fell off my chair.

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The Office: 8x15 Tallahassee

Oh my god, that cold open was awesome.

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8-Bit Christmas

Even though I pretty much saw it coming, the end still hit me pretty damn hard. Well played.

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The Good Place: 3x12 Pandemonium

Am I the only one who hoped Janet would give Eleanor "42" as The Answer, when she asked for one?

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The Big Bang Theory: 7x19 The Indecision Amalgamation

“This is a nightmare, how will you ever make a decision?”
“See, I don’t know! What should I do?”
“Please! Pass! The butter!”

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House: 6x01 Broken (1)

Oh gods, this two-piece episode is awesome. Everything about it, especially how it all connects in the end. And the rap, oh the rap.

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The Big Bang Theory: 6x06 The Extract Obliteration

"What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck.
Neener neener."
Rest in peace, Stephen Hawking.

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Friends: 4x21 The One with the Invitation

This recap episode perfectly sums up my... well, hate might be a strong word, but yeah. It sums up why I just can't stand Rachel.

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The Big Bang Theory: 10x10 The Property Division Collision

Well... I know that the show's been all relationship and not much sciency and geek stuff, but... The Mr. Spock Cuckoo Clock and Christopher Lloyd made me really, really happy (:

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Fear the Walking Dead: 7x06 Reclamation

I got what I wanted, when I commented on 5x05. And I'm glad. Is it really so bad that at least someone gets their happy ending, however short it might be?

I'm talking to you, with all your "Al and her tapes suck." and "Where is Alicia, we want Alicia." Well, boohoo. I liked this one, didn't find it boring at all. Must be because my attention span's longer than that of a goldfish...

To be clear, I agree with Victor being annoying - but he wasn't in this ep, was he? And I also agree that this is not how you survive a nuclear fallout, even though you have magical antirad pills. But is it really that bad if there's not much pew-pew in an ep? Or if a character's story ends with something other than death?

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The Expanse: 5x08 Hard Vacuum

"Oh my gooood, nooooo! So much feely feely, not enough pew pew!"
Yeah, right. Because all of you would be rock stable after a spacewalk without a VAC suit, stranded in space aboard a bomb that is luring in the people you love.

Let yourselves feel something once in a while. Maybe a little empathy wouldn't hurt either. And take all the feelings, make them into hate, and then channel it towards the majestic fuck that is Marco Inaros.

I liked the Naomi part of this ep. I liked that not everyone is Amos or Bobbie, that people can get hurt, can get broken into pieces and then pick themselves up. Not much else happened, but in this case it's not on Naomi. And characters have to develop, to have some kind of character development.

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The Good Place: 4x11 Mondays, Am I Right?

Janet killed me: "I know that feeling. Once on Earth I didn't know something, and I had to ask Alexa. I felt dirty."

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Firefly: Special 1 Trash

"I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!"

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Fear the Walking Dead: 5x05 The End of Everything

Say what you will, but I'm a sucker for post-apo love. Althea was being herself, trying to get to the bottom of a new story. Would be nice if they met again. But they probably won't.

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Bones: 4x20 The Cinderella in the Cardboard

Look who it is - Amy Farah Fowler!

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The Nanny: 5x08 Fair Weather Fran

Rest in peace, Lance Reddick.

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Chuck: 2x18 Chuck Versus the Broken Heart

I don't much like where the Ellie/Awesome storyline seems to be heading. I know it's just a bump in the road for them to have something to fix, but... Not cool, not fun(ny), not awesome at all. They don't deserve this.

Please, let there be a redemption, and let it be worth it.

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Banshee: 2x08 Evil For Evil

I'm sorry for the profanity, but... how the fuck can someone "think" like this? Can't wrap my head around that, makes me sick, and I know these microdicks aren't just a product of fiction. Way more of them than... Just... Fuck.

Deserved everything they got, hope Emmett won't get too much flak.

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Young Sheldon: 3x01 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

How come Sheldon uses sarcasm? oO

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Strike Back: 6x08 Episode 8

Seen that coming. But still, what a bloody bitch.

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Gintama: 4x03 Sleep Helps a Child Grow

I always recommend Gintama to everyone using the phrase: "You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will change your life." This episode is one of the best examples of that. At least I did it all.

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Marvel's The Defenders: 1x03 Worst Behavior

"Murdock?"
"We need to leave, now."
"You grab me like that again and I'll punch you so hard you'll see."
I almost fell off my chair. Please, let there be more of these.

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Wasted: 1x06 Sex Party

"One does not simply kill Sean Bean." Awesome end of a finale. Now let's just hope someone loses their mind and we'll get another season.

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Community: 6x13 Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television

This is how it all ends.
Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus.

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Seinfeld: 4x03 The Pitch

"Hello?"
"Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long-distance service?"
"Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?"
"Uh, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."

I have to try this the next time I get one of these calls.

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Chuck: 4x10 Chuck Versus the Leftovers

“Come with me if you want to live.” killed me. Was waiting for that line since Linda Hamilton appeared on the show :D

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Serenity

"So no more running. I aim to misbehave."

Literal chills. Can't explain. I think this movie is a worthy wrap-up after Firefly. I know only one person who has seen this and didn't watch the show - my father. He didn't fall asleep watching this, which is a high praise. He's having a beer with Wash and Book right about now.

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

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Video Game High School: 1x09 It's All About the Game

"'Cause at the end of the day, Calhoun, it's all about the game."
"GG, BrianD. He plays."

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Firefly: 1x11 Serenity
  • Yes, yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
  • I think we should call it Your Grave!
  • Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
  • Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh. Now die.

I know this scene by heart. This is the scene, that made me fall in love with the show. Have to get me some plastic dinos one of these days.

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Homeland: 6x09 Sock Puppets

Oh my god, that troll farm... I hope they die a horrible death.

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