Trakt for iOS
Works on iPhone and iPad.
Almost seems like the writers thought of everything halfway shocking, threw it in a bowl, stirred it and thats it. Lady Gaga likes to provoke and to shock, so we take her, sex is always good to provoke, so we add a whole lot of it, better: group sex, orgies. oh and vampires are trendy, lets add vampires! a big bloody vampire orgy! but no, not the classic vampires like dracula, not the glimmering twilight ones either, we come up with a new type because we wanna reinvent the wheel: glam vampires. who slit their victims open, to drink them, without these tacky fangs and have lady gaga be the countess, who wears a glove for that, with a sharp claw attached. to make it even wieder and creepier we add creepy kids. creepy kid albino vampires!! what else is halway shocking? murder. but not just some fictional murderers, but the real deal! real serial killers, yes! to round it all up lets sprinkle in "inspiration" or mostly literal copies of scenes and things from the best selling and most famous horror movies. from "the shining", "poltergeist", "se7en", "interview with a vampire" and so many more.
Loved the first three seasons but this season just didn't work for me. Every time the show started to play out as horror, it fizzled just as quickly as it began ultimately turning into a drama (and a depressing one at that). This season was pretty boring and definitely not horror (I've seen more horrific episodes on Criminal Minds). Characters were good, and I like the returning actors but again...not a horror story in the least.
It's like a really bad car accident that you can't look away from. And the worst part is the main character, the one actor that needs to grab your attention comes out as a whiny, annoying, unwatchable slouch.
Can someone please remove episode 9 and 10 from season 1? They're non-existent.
Can someone please remove episode 9 and 10 from season 1? They're non-existent.
