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Incredibles 2
FTL

Note to self, and anyone who's interested: It looks like this is available on YouTube at time of writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LD0iUYv80

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Stargate

Is this a fun movie? Yes.
Does the script make sense? Kind of… not really.
Do the visual effects hold up in 2021? Not even close.
But the premise is interesting enough that I can see how it became a television franchise. That'll be next on my watchlist.

It's a real trip seeing James Spader in this goofy role.

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Jack

It's some kind of accomplishment that Fran Drescher and Bill Cosby's characters were more compelling than Robin Williams' title role. Remember, he's supposed to be the (shooting) star.

I wish Williams had been a believable 10-year-old, but neither his performance nor the way his character was written made it work. And truthfully, nobody got good writing in this film. The comic bits weren't funny, and the dramatic moments (especially with Jack's parents) were absolutely cringe-worthy.

Once again, here I am in the aftermath of choosing a movie based on knowing nothing about it other than who some of the lead actors are—and once again, I find myself disappointed.

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The Prestige
The King's Man
Not Another Teen Movie
Emily the Criminal

The first words I heard came out of John Billingsley's mouth, and I was disappointed to note that he only appeared in that first scene.

Nice goof when Javier asks Emily if she texted the number he gave her, considering that the fraudsters called him when Emily checked in at their dummy shopping gig to confirm she was a legit referral.

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Sister Act

"So Guinan and Professor McGonagall walk into a casino…"

But man, I missed Max Grodénchik. Not used to looking for him without the big Ferengi lobes…

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
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Spectacular effects with a weak grip on realism. What do you expect from a Michael Bay film?

"This is a true story", but no doubt the real details are less…Hollywood.

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Frailty

Saw most of the twist coming from 20-30 minutes in, but not the very last bit.

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Ocean Waves

Beautiful story, let down a bit by production limitations (mostly music—synthesis in places where real instruments were called for). Worth a watch, though. It's Ghibli, so you really can't go wrong.

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Papers, Please: The Short Film

Captures the mood of the game very well. No doubt the game developer being on the writing team had something to do with it.

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Colette
Flubber
Office Space

THIS FILM WAS CUT ENTIRELY ON A COMPUTER

I guess that was a new thing back in 1999? Still an odd statement to put in the credits, but it is tonally appropriate.


Honestly, this movie's comedy is more like what I expected when starting The Office after seeing all those memes/GIFs. If the TV show was like Office Space, I might actually be motivated to finish it.

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Fired Up!
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
The Zookeeper's Wife

Superb film, absolutely breathtaking. I couldn't find a single frame that didn't keep me enthralled.

Honestly, I don't feel like knocking off any points for the small flaws I did notice. Some of the accents might have been a bit thick, and maybe it did take me a moment to realize that the "new" boy was actually an older version of the same kid, but meh… Those are tiny details, and the script was otherwise quite tight.

If I sat and thought about it for long enough, I'm sure I could find a plot hole or two to bring down my score, but why bother? There's no reason to go out of my way to tear down such a masterfully executed film.

You should go see this. It's definitely worth the two hour investment.

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Weathering with You
Boss Level
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
GoodFellas
Megamind
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Some good and some bad. The pacing issues are understandable, as the fourth book was the longest yet in the series and they still had to cram it into a 2.5-hour movie. A major continuity error (the awning ripped in half by Harry's dragon magically is repaired for a later wide shot) and incorrect application of the Expelliarmus spell (Krum is still holding his wand after landing on his back, unconscious) drag it down a bit, as do editing shortcuts that mangle character in a few spots.

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Lion
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