k p

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Guy Ritchie's The Covenant
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Reply by k p

Uneven, but gripping nonetheless.
Jake Gyllenhaal was fine. Dar Salim was amazing.

(In case it's driving you crazy too: Parker is Homelander. I had to look it up :joy:)

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@hgram i don't even remember seeing him. I just saw the movie like 1 hour ago. LOL

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House of the Dragon: 1x10 The Black Queen

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Great finale. This show hasn't quite reached Game of Thrones levels of good, but it has managed to get really close on quite a few occasions! Looking forward to season 2.

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@ragreynolds what was shocking? Even the finale was pretty predictable.

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House of the Dragon: 1x10 The Black Queen

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Great finale. This show hasn't quite reached Game of Thrones levels of good, but it has managed to get really close on quite a few occasions! Looking forward to season 2.

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@ragreynolds this show will never be GOT. It does not have beautiful naked chicks. No gory. No shocker. It really does not have anything remotely close to the Red Wedding.

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Walker Independence
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The Pilot grabbed my interest. The acting and directing/writing was unexpectedly better than anticipated. The story line is unique and there is potential for a great show to some out of it. The next few episodes will determine that. I hope it succeeds.

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@robeh lol lmaol rotfl this is a pos.

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Carter
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:heart:x8
Ok - so there's good news and bad news about this one.
The bad first. I personally am very tired of the shaky-cam shtick. It's over-used and just plain annoying. Just cut it out already. A lot of the drone footage might make some people queezy. It did me, and i don't get motion sick. There is nothing but wall-to-wall action here. Like zero downtime. I know, some might see that as a good thing.
Now the good. Wowza! Non-stop action. Is the whole movie far-fetched, unbelievable, fantastical? Yes - but that's what makes it so much fun. This movie is like if Jason Bourne and John Wick had a baby and then we tossed in a bunch of zombies as well. It's that kind of frenetic. I would say that like 90% of the stunts/effects are practical (RL) with very little CGI in there. The whole thing is shot in such a way that it looks and feels like it is one continuous shot (which is not an easy thing to do).

The Koreans are truly becoming one of the leading story-tellers in movies and TV.

How I rate:
1-3 :heart: = seriously! don't waste your time
4-6 :heart: = you may or may not enjoy this
7-8 :heart: = I expect you will like this too
9-10 :heart: = movies and TV shows I really love!

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@schmoogie wall to wall BORING action. this movie is a piece of shi.

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House of the Dragon: Season 1
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Nice try, HBO. Fools me once...

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Prey

I didn't realize this was a Predator movie the first time I saw the poster and thought this was some random horror movie but the positive buzz certainly didn't pass me by so here we are again. After watching it I'm certainly... shocked?
From the get go this did very little to pull me in, be it the CG animals, one-dimensional plot or the the selfish attitude of our heroine. Now obviously one can argue how much that all matters when the action is good but it didn't really scratch that itch for me either... the Predator fighting with the animals was certainly entertaining but random guys biting the bullet with mostly offcam/unclear CG gore not so much. Would have been nice if they showed some wits when they fought him at the camp but somehow him going invisible is enough reason to lower their weapons and start talking to each other. She saw how the camouflage works multiple times in action already..?!!
What all those scenes, and the movie poster for that matter, certainly established, is that our protagonist has little to worry and that a showdown was coming but I would never have predicted the amounts of bullshit that would contain:
- Somehow becomes a baller and expert in alien technology. Knows when the Predator is coming, takes her magic herbs to immediately lower her blood temperature (but is not shivering and still standing up) and is in the Predators path who obviously doesn't see a standing corpse right in front of it or notices her moving out of the way...
- Never used the gun but knows the right angle to shoot and remove his mask (betting on this being a weakness when this did little to stop it before).
- Gets to conveniently escape for the n-th time and has enough time to finish up some traps (which the Predator even hit on some random tree lol).
- Gets hit to the head twice from the shield that cut through the Predators limbs, spear and even stone but is unscathed.
- Can easily remove a fang attached to it's face to save herself just in time.
- GPS dog that always magically reappears is ready to bring her the tomahawk...
- Manages to sit on top of the Predator and even pull him into the bog with a tiny rope and a much much smaller statue.
- The Predator obviously submerges immediately, but little does it know of her the grand plan to have him placed at that exact LOS of the mask in anticipation that he is gonna fire from his gun (despite not having had his mask for the whole time) while he is already targeted by the laser the entire time... b r a v o. Obviously that one shot was also enough to kill it.
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Honest to god - how does a movie with such a contrived finale get so much praise, or even leave the script writing phase??

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@sp1ti you need to calm down bruh!

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For All Mankind

This season isn't as good. I will blame the woke movement on that... Years ago I wouldn't care and would just watch and enjoy shows, but today with woke being shoved down our throats, I cannot help but be tired of the movement. It's backfiring. I am done with woke story lines. I seriously have no issues with gay people and wish happiness for everyone, but please please please stop shoving wokeness down our throats! we are all getting tired of it.

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@darthunderpants Have you seen how many shows about god, a person that does not exist? You complain about something that exists but you are probably one of those people who pray to something that does not exist.

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Everything Everywhere All at Once

Did you all give high ratings to make a point? Half way through the movie I could not keep my eyes open. Seriously... 8.7 / 10 in IMDB. Crazy!

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@mrbuerger you mean anesthesia? It put me to sleep :sleeping: :zzz: :sleepy:

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Jackass Forever
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Is Jackass Forever a stupid film? Of course it is.

Is Jackass Forever a very much needed slap in the ossified sensibilities of the postmodernist film world? Absolutely.

Jackass could be a perfectly valid, critically acclaimed piece of performance art and avant-garde filmmaking, post-structuralist and "beyond the tight confines of the oppression of plot and narrative"... if it were to be made by moustache-twirling hipsters in chequered socks and braces.

While it might not be intentionally so (especially in the start of the Jackass franchise, but perhaps less now), its mere existence is an affront to the systemic adulation of relativism, which is keenly employed to mask the incompetence that inevitably comes after a few decades of the complete abandonment of skill, beauty and the sublime. If everything is relative, and there are no standards of beauty, why isn't a middle-aged man bouncing around in a chemical toilet, truly beautiful? And who is anyone to judge otherwise?

And since Jackass is comedy, but not satire, it leaves absolutely zero space for pointing fingers and whataboutisms. Who can really be offended with a bunch of dudes who put themselves to complete torture just to have a few cheap laughs? Even worse, who can really be offended on their behalf?

But still, Jackass offends. It offends by its relentless freedom, by its sheer energy, its virility which is disproportionate for the age of the people behind it. It offends not because it is bad, because of course it is, but because it does not pretend to be otherwise.

I would like to live in a world that I didn't like Jackass Forever so much.

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@reficulgr were you high when you wrote this?

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Grey's Anatomy
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Serious question: is this show EVER gonna end?

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@michellecgb it will end it 2025.

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BBQ Brawl: Season 3

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Why is Tina here again? She was on season 2.

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@dungrapid5 Never mind. Wrong show. She was here https://discovernet.io/2021/08/05/the-untold-truth-of-netflixs-american-barbecue-showdown/

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Everything Everywhere All at Once
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Did you all give high ratings to make a point? Half way through the movie I could not keep my eyes open. Seriously... 8.7 / 10 in IMDB. Crazy!

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@trakth who are "they"?:scream:

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Billions: Season 6

Loved season 1-5, but Season 6 is just a dud.
Without Axe, it's just Chuck with an axe to grind over anyone that's rich.. kinda priceless when you consider he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth thanks to his dad's ruthlessness. Black, kettle, glass house, stones etc.

There's no tension or what's gonna happen next - it's just an endless "let's block this guy cause he's rich and wants to bring the Olympics to NY."

When he was battling Axelrod - it was a game of cat and mouse, this is just ugh. Why the hell does Wendy Rhoades even have a job anymore? She brings NOTHING to the table now and just wanders off doing her own thing.

Gone downhill really fast. Best I can give it is 4.5/10

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@speeddemon Just finished watching the finale of s06. BO RIN GGG!

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1883

Wow!... Not really into westerns per-say, however, this show is Amazing and will bring Sorrow & Joy to your heart & Eyes.

I can't ait for season two,... Paramount+ confirmed on February 15 that more episodes are indeed on the way. It's unclear how many new episodes will be shot and if they will consider it a full season, but rest assured that the story isn't ending yet.

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@alienmoon no season 2 :( everything got wrapped up nicely already.

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A Teacher

This is why so many American women cheat. American men are soft, they act like a KITTEN :)

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@salmoore No. To establish dominance, just leave 2 hickies on her tits for the husband to see. Not being a puss is not the same as being tough. Do you need some examples?

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Don't Look Up

The real question is why the hell did the guy charge money for snacks at the white house?

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@sagar_uchiha it's a power move.

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Kingdom: Ashin of the North

A bit slow, a bit dark and a bit confusing, not bad but not as good as the series. One question, why are the poor people always have to have dirty faces all the time, the water was free :)

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@lat try to work day and night to see if you have time to wash your face!

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Hell's Kitchen: 20x03 Come Hell or High Water!

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Wow, so far the blue team, as a team is a complete shit show compared to the red team. Also, Antonio 100% volunteered to go up for elimination, such an annoying dumb ass.

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@thenightwolf he is an annoying little $h1t.

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The Knick

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I cannot believe they canceled this show after two seasons! WTF! This is a great, well-thought out, dark drama. -_- wow, I'm just amazed at how LAME networks can be.

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@mewn Lucy was a disappointment. She had two great potentials. Too bad we did not see them.

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Archenemy

If i had to sum this movie up with one word.

Boring!

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@mediacenterkodi one word... TIHS

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Lost Girls & Love Hotels
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Reply by k p

This was extremely boring and dull.

Alexandra Daddario’s character is annoying and frustrated me so much. There didn’t seem to be an answer for why she acts the way she does.

I can not recommend this movie :sleeping::sleeping:

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@olivewahh Depression. Nothing to hold on too. The only bad thing about this movie is not seeing enough of her tits.

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Primal
10

Reply by k p

Loved this so much. its raw and violent and touching at the same time. I just wish the caveman didn't have to lose every single one at the end. that really spoiled my enjoyment.

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@risana there are more now :)

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The Boys
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Reply by k p

Season 1 was ok and fresh but season 2 is boring and lazy, wtf happened?

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@cabbagehead Did you finish season 2? FINISH IT!

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Snowpiercer
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Reply by k p

I find it amusing how Jennifer Connelly is carrying this TV show solo just like the giant train is carrying the rest of those useless actors trough the piles of snow

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@fenkins Can you let me know if she let her puppies free?

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Westworld: Season 3

This season turned the series into a joke.

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@oxcelot It's more like a pile of S H II T.

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The Assistant
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The Assistant was one of the movies I was most excited to see at Sundance.

I went in with the wrong expectations however, as the trailer and synopsis both seem to be selling it in a different light than what this was.

Julia Garner does a great job playing an assistant that grows increasingly aware of the situation she's working in. The movie takes place over a single day, but this is where it starts to lose me.

Typically slice of life movies are my thing, but something about The Assistant just really didn't deliver. I left the movie wanting a lot more than what I got, and about 2/3rds of the way through it really started to feel like it was dragging on. Even with a runtime of 85 minutes.

Overall, I think you could go in with the right expectations and you might enjoy it, but I'd have a hard time recommending people take the time out of their day to see it.

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@the_argentinian If his president can do it, then so can he.

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The Assistant
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Reply by k p

The Assistant was one of the movies I was most excited to see at Sundance.

I went in with the wrong expectations however, as the trailer and synopsis both seem to be selling it in a different light than what this was.

Julia Garner does a great job playing an assistant that grows increasingly aware of the situation she's working in. The movie takes place over a single day, but this is where it starts to lose me.

Typically slice of life movies are my thing, but something about The Assistant just really didn't deliver. I left the movie wanting a lot more than what I got, and about 2/3rds of the way through it really started to feel like it was dragging on. Even with a runtime of 85 minutes.

Overall, I think you could go in with the right expectations and you might enjoy it, but I'd have a hard time recommending people take the time out of their day to see it.

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@jb4times4 So her boss messed around with chicks. What was her problem? I don't even understand what is the point of this movie.

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Proxima

This (science fiction) family drama is a slow burn with no burn. It's like reheating leftovers in the oven but not turning the heat on high enough even if you leave it in for two hours.

Proxima is the story of an astronaut who's also a mother and thus must also deal with female / maternal issues as she trains for a mission to Mars. I'm probably alone in this, but I left the cinema feeling the director wanted me to think being a mother makes a woman less qualified and too sensitive to be a good astronaut. This take-away made me very uncomfortable, despite the sideshow of actual women astronauts with their children that's shown during the credits.

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@saint-pauly I agree. It is a very stupid thing for her to do at the end. They were quarantined for a year and she ruined all that effort just a few hours before launch. I'm glad to see Eva's asset is still looking good after all these years though.

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Altered Carbon

I thought I might give this a second chance, but I had to stop at the OPSS* in S02E04. PSA: An obsessive, violent, possessive man hurting people to get back with his ex (whatever she thinks of it) is not the best choice of protagonist. But then you would have to care, and the flagrant misogyny of the whole series hammers home the point whoever ran this didn’t. Add incoherent worldbuilding, highly derivative aesthetics and the occasional bout of pretentious posturing, and the whole thing feels grossly sleazy.

* Obligatory Pointless Sex Scene

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@kopischke there's nothing pointless about any sex scene. If it does not help many, it will still help some.

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