Geo Magneto

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White Noise
Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Inferior film for an inferior generation. Go watch “Chiens savants: la danse serpentine “ from 1898 - the real first Venom film.

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Southland Tales
Dune: Part Two

Watching credits now as I write this. I split viewings into 30 min chunks (strangely if you do the same it cuts right at 30 minute parts perfectly.) So Ive spent around 5-6 days watching and processing slowly. That being said, it is relatively unwatchable: Could not have sat through this in a theater beyond 10 minutes. Timmy is super mid. Zendaya is a’ight. The rest of the cast is from Guardians of the Galaxy and Prometheus. It plays like a slowly moving sand painting. If you’re into that. The best 30 minutes “section” probably the one before the final act when Timmy micro-balls Mad deep grows a pair. Beyond that would never watch this again, just like the first long tiring snooze fest. Spare me with this over dramatic Dennis Villanueve circle jerk, Arrival wasn’t good, his BladeRunner also super garbage. Twelve thumbs down from all the Benny Jezerits in this hizzy.

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They Cloned Tyrone

Concept : 8.7, Acting : 9.4, Rewatch value : 10, Overall Vibe : 9.2, Lack of Jonah Hill/Seth Rogan/Michael Cera/The guy with the shnoz : 10, Cinematography: 10, Lack of Tommy Lee Jones : 9.6, Lack of Al Pacino : 4

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Hardcore

Watch it for George C Scott dressing up as a porno director.

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The Colony

If you search for “The Colony”, a film a year has been named with this title. How does Hollywood churn out movies with the same title? Does cast and crew think whatever “The Colony” is most current wins the Queens prize? This “The Colony” movie is a 2021 Fogtopia (note how I didnt say “dys”) and can neatly be placed in the hot garbage category. Seems like a tax write off for the producer. I want to diss this harder but cant be bothered. Enjoy!

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I Love My Dad
Gamemaster
Columbus

Love the sense of space this movie creates. The dialogue about architecture in Columbus is super interesting too. Architecture fans gonna love this movie. Not many like it. What makes it though is the small details like how the shots are composed and the actors contrasting situations. It feels overall like the entire film forces you to examine opposites in yourself and where you’re stuck. I’m saying this because Cho’s character is having to face his dad not being their for him but now having to be present for his father in a coma. And Haley Richardsons character must leave her mom to become somebody in a life.

Don’t get this movie wrong! It tackles huge shifts people need to make in life with a gentle slow hand.

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Madonna and the Breakfast Club

Was surprised how great this was, the dramatizations of Madonnas life were :100:, felt like her and the time. Great stories from her early roommates and bf’s!

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Woodshock

Worth it for Dunsts mellifluous mounds of memories. The scene she rolls 10
phat boys in her bra is the new American tradition amongst the gals. Very representative of the inner world of a blonde with a house and sh:t ton of ganja. If your life is 24/7 puff puff and you lost your mission in life, check out this sleeper hit. Underestimate d!

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Venom: The Last Dance

Straight trash. Principal photography hasn’t even started but call me Nostradamus, the third Venom be him versus hippopotamus. :smirk:

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Reno 911!: The Hunt for QAnon

Every scene was hilarious. Patton Oswald fit right in. Even the opening scene I was like, WTF is going on? This is comedy gold.

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The Zero Theorem

Problematic pacing but its Gilliams next addition to the Brazil universe. I should be lucky to get anything from such a prolofic director. Unfortunately, it took me 3 viewings to finish and I couldn’t shake the feeling it was “required viewing” over wanting to watch. It earned its 6 stars, it seemed hard to make.

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The Bubble

Two days since I consumed this tart parp of a shtick flik. Couldn’t remember what I watched the next day. I thought all day specifically about what I watched the night before. “What did I watch last night?” I finally remember the next night when NetFlix had it up on “Trending”, then and only then I recalled watching it. It was long and convoluted — I vaguely remember David Duchovny being the strongest performer however I know it was ensemble cast. The fact the film is being thrashed through the waste pile of my brain rot so soon should be an indicator of its value to me.

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Mainstream

Incredibly poor direction from a Coppolla — almost rings of she got the job because of her name. Movies’ plot is around a relevant story about a transient achieving YouTube stardom — but it seemed either rushed to be written or written by someone with little writing skill. Seemed like a first year film student film that needed a few more
drafts.

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Matangi / Maya / M.I.A.
On the Road
Ricky Powell: The Individualist

Not your average puff piece about a hip-hop legend. The Rickster is not your average rapper from the 80s — he’s the photographer of all those rappers. What makes this doc pseudo-iconic (slightly a masterpiece) is where it goes.

There’s a sequence where he recorded Easy E hanging out, and you realize, “Oh snap, this dude was everywhere.”

From the beginning, you think “Oh snap the Beastie Boys…oh snap Run DMC…oh snap LL Cool J…Oh snap Lawrence Fishburne,”.

Then the Rickster takes a turn. And then another and then your left, “Oh snap, how did the filmmaker even make this?”

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Dune

Contrary to the overwhelming opinion, I believe this film to be a masterpiece. Stunning visuals invoking what many steampunk aficionado’s attempt to do add to a profound soundtrack, classically orchestrated score and very well paced plot.

Yes, Lynchs’ limitations on this is legend, however, he finished - unlike Vilanuevas boring, dull and visually unstimulated clone. 1984s Dune got us to the end of the Atreides and Muadib saga with heart, grace and Patrick Stewart. Twelve bags of popcorn.

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Red Rocket

If you're a woman this is a good movie to test if your tinder date is a garbage person. If they say "It was a cool movie," chances are they are garbage people. It's Brown bunny for GenZ. The social equivalent of Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny without Fiona Apple 10 years ago on repeat with a reality television star convincing an indie filmmaker (Sean Baker) to make a film entirely around his junk -- the whole movie resolves to SImon Rex's penis. Previous commentors who are stanning for this movie need to srsly ask themselves some hard questions. 1 mini bags of popcorn.

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Rare Beasts

An odd one. Bit of a pollywog stew with emphasis on the pollywog. An anxiety ridden bloke connects with a relatable but equal parts Benny + Joon’ish / Ed Scissorhandish could’a been milf. Shes got a unique relationship with her son - unique enuff to say this film got single motherhood more right than the best “straight” films on the sub. One part romantic comedy, two parts avante garde light, half a part magical realism. Cool ending too. Felt like life.

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Eternals

Benneton ad + super hero spandex / stakes is way too high plot minus the need to care because we just met.

If Eternals was a tinder date I would call the cops before the appetizers.

If Marvel was trying to follow up literally decimating their brand with Thanos’ snap, they managed to bullsh:t us with another “holy sh:t the universe is gon explode” plot, this time with a literal bunch of randos.

Watch for the Kumals lulz only, he’s hilar.

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No Sudden Move

Maybe I wasn’t in the mood but Director Stephen Soderbergh managed to put me asleep like fifteen times. This movie should be called “Lots of Sudden Moves”, because it drags on like Trump after a fair and legal election.

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Karen
Marvin & Tige

The compassion between Cassavetes and the kid in this film is amazing, check it with an open mind if you’re a mans man type. I guarantee you've never seen this level of relationship between men in any other movie, especially with a kid. Some great dialogue with cassavetes and the kid, a few extremely moving scenes, and a nutty soundtrack at times. Any fan will see this as a lost gem from his “Woman Under the Influence”,”Gloria” era. Anybody who has no idea what to expect, they don't make movies like this anymore.

Remember, Cassavetes made the first interracial indie film “Shadows” in a the 60s. In a sense, Marvin & Tige is a what if Cassavetes character in Shadows hit middle age as a vagabond. And then meets the other vagabond, who happens to be a kid. Won't spoil the film and explain the whole premise of why the kid is homeless but, man oh man, this is the type of movie that comes once is huge blue moon.

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The Projectionist
Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage
Joshy

I came for Kroll — yet even he couldnt float whatever turd of a screenplay the hipster chudfarm trauma sharted this 2016 charred coyote dung out from. A solid 1.4 stars

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