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Ted Lasso: 3x08 We'll Never Have Paris

Did they forget that this is a show about a football team? What is this horrible daytime soap opera garbage?

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The Walking Dead: 9x09 Adaptation

The recoil of that gun would knock a hole in that kids head. Fucking pathetic kid actors.

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Mr. Robot: 3x03 eps3.2_legacy.so

If Trump is a puppet to the chinese why do they even need Ellilot in the first place given Trump wants to burn the motherfucker( FED) to the ground? Seems like the writers could not keep their weak liberal BS out of a great show.

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The Book of Boba Fett: 1x06 Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

Did the directors forget what show they were working on? What is all this crap about Luke and the Mandalorian? Stick to Boba Fett

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The Last of Us: 1x08 When We Are in Need

Character A is incapacitated. Character B revives Character A just in time to save Character B from imprisonment. Yawn. Such amateur writing no wonder every episode gets reddit gold. This weeks mega villain eats meat. So he must die.

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The Last of Us: 1x04 Please Hold to My Hand

The first episode of the show was OK, not great, but watchable. The show has since turned into an avalanche of horrible acting, clichéd scenes, puns that only Redditors would like. This episode has ridiculous scene where they drive around town instead of going around the tunnel which you can see the obvious roads beside the tunnel which lead to the other side.
Did make it look like getting a car battery is the last one earth. Yet the city dwellers have 1 billion cars. Kind of blows the ridiculousness of the story out of the water.

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Ted Lasso: 3x10 International Break

The show is getting completely unbearable. Half the scenes have a soft piano playing in the background when one would expect to find a good moral lesson instead the show shoves degeneracy in people's faces.
To complete the socially woke read and creatively broke theme they had russia-phobic scene. Complete with an African man showing a Russian how adore works. I'm glad I gave up halfway through the episode because the ending sounds great ridiculous.

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Jean-Claude Van Johnson: 1x01 Jean-Claude Van Johnson

Time Cop IS better than Looper

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Your Honor: 2x10 Part Twenty

That was a horribly disappointing finale to the season. Probably one of the worst finales I've ever seen.

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Halo: 2x03 Visegrad

They need to remove some of the boring subplots. The astroid people ruin the flow of the show. Halo didn't need a fat albino poof either.
Leave the soaps drama for the midday; Needs more action 30-40mins per episode.

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The Mandalorian: 2x06 Chapter 14: The Tragedy

What is with the clown car full of Storm Troopers? 5 dozen can't fit in the that ship. Destroyed the whole episode.

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The Invisible Man

Holy hell, what did I just watch?

Did this women escape from a mental hospital, leave a trail of dead bodies and be like 'oh let me just pull out my pussy pass' to get out of jail free?

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Cobra Kai: 1x03 Esqueleto

Can't stand the fat pity. "I'd choose sexy if I could too". Good news… diet and exercise will get you there. Nothing is going to get handed to you in life. You have to work hard to get results. Isn't that what the dojo is teaching people?

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A Quiet Place

If you are looking for a quiet place kids will ruin everything.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x05 Choose Your Pain

Can't believe the parody, The Orville, is closer to Star Trek than the one with the Star Trek name. The main character in this show has the personality of an office lamp… but I am sure he passed the 'PC checklist'. All of her dialogue is EXACTLY what moves the plot along. So bad.

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The OA: 1x08 Invisible Self

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Can you imagine a bunch of high school kids practising some dance moves to stop a shooter LOL.

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Ted Lasso: 3x07 The Strings That Bind Us

Magellan with his inflatable dingle crossing the ocean to save England with future doctors, layers, and scientists. So brave.

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Chucky: 1x03 I Like to Be Hugged

That black nerd is creepier than the doll.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Not sure how Eisenberg still gets work.

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Letterkenny: 5x03 Hard Right Jay

What a cringy attempt to slander people with opposing views.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x06 Lethe

I hope they replace this stale bread lead actor as she is weighing the show down. So emotionless and vapid. They always say the exact line of dialogue to move the plot along. Oh god, the fight scene. PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP.

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Reno 911!: The Hunt for QAnon

Was funny till Paton Oswald showed up. That lard can kill any mood. Otherwise a hoot.

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WandaVision: 1x04 We Interrupt This Program

I got to enjoy three episodes before it de-evolved into the worst story telling known to man, aka Marvel Storytelling. Why did they have to ruin the show with this garbage. Walks into bosses office, boss explains the plot in a conversation that would never happen in real life… and people shit on the first 3 episodes? Went from great to mediocre.

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South Park: 24x02 South ParQ Vaccination Special

Remember when SP used to be topical about news that was less than 48 hours old? I guess this is for the fools in the Rona Cult as the jokes are stale and the situation unrealistic… who the hell would line up for a vaccination?

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Altered Carbon: 2x06 Bury Me Dead

When the boring Takeshi went over the cliff I thought this show was finally going to pick up. Now that he's back we all know the boring one will survive. zzz

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For All Mankind: 1x04 Prime Crew

Other than the SJW crap this is a boring show. I'd say the worst of the first batch of Apple+ shows.

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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

The movie was enjoyable until till the daughter and her checklist PC friends appeared on screen and ruined the movie.

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The Morning Show: 1x01 In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3:30 in the Morning

15 Mins in and the liberal bullshit starts already. "All they want to do is hear themselves talk" No kidding lady.

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Travelers: 2x02 Protocol 4

Know we know why the future is all fucked up. They did not listen to Calloway.

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Lethal Weapon: 1x13 The Seal Is Broken

Riggs having a phone with a broken screen is a nice touch to his character.

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