João Marques

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Echo: 1x05 Maya

I know Marvel has a tendency of doing mediocre final episodes, but all of those were masterpieces compared to how awful this episode was.

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What If...?: 2x09 What If... Strange Supreme Intervened?

Not only is this a bad episode, but it also completely ruins the whole point of the Stranger Supreme story, which was the best episode in season one.

I hope I never see Captain Carter ever again, I’m getting extremely tired of her. So many opportunities to show us cool “What If” scenarios and instead they just keep forcing her into every story.

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What If...?: 2x07 What If... Hela Found the Ten Rings?

I though this was supposed to be one of the good episodes?
Hella is just constantly quipping and dropping one-liners to the point where she doesn’t even feel like a real character anymore and is more like a bad parody of Joss Whedon’s writing. They could replace Hella with almost any other person and, with a few exceptions, most of the episode would still be the same. None of the characters have any depth or personality, they’re just cliched cartboars cutouts who quip way too much.

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What If...?: 2x03 What If... Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?

The Werner Hertzog joke was the only decent thing about this episode.

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Echo: 1x02 Lowak

The editing on this show is absolutely awful. So far, on a technical standpoint, this feels like it might be the most amateurish project Marvel has ever made.

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Echo: 1x01 Chafa

The story is somewhat interesting, but the acting overall feels amateurish and both the directing and cinematography feel very cheap. The weird editing and pacing trying to recap her whole story so far also doesn’t help. Overall it feels like watching a canceled TV Show made 15 years ago.

That fight scene was like watching people do coordinated dancing but missing half the timings and had one of the laziest fake “oners” (one take) I’ve ever seen. They couldn’t even properly hide the transitions between each camera cut to make it feel seamless.

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Icons Unearthed: The Simpsons: 1x05 The Later Years

Previous episodes were great, but suddenly this one is more focused on a random woman who wanted to write for the Simpsons than about the actual history of the Simpsons. They barely cover the development of the movie and decide to just force some fabricated drama into the documentary’s narrative for no reason.

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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: 1x05 Lights. Camera. Sparks?!

The first episode that was actually enjoyable

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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: 1x01 Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

Really disappointed with this so far. The pacing is atrocious. Almost every action, every conversation, feels like we’re watching at half speed and there’s a 5 second delay after each character finishes speaking. But while everything feels way too slow, the story itself also feels so fast to the point where people have to be fans of the comics or the movie to get what’s going on due to how much they’re skipping and mushing together.

Voice acting is also extremely poor, most of the lines feel like the actors are reading the text for the first time alone in their bedrooms, without ever interacting with each other. I was very happy they got the whole original cast of the movie but almost none of them are doing a decent job.

I’m also not sure how I feel about how they changed the story. I’m curious to see where it goes, but I highly doubt they’ll manage to do something better than the original.

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Loki: 2x06 Glorious Purpose

Possibly the best final episode of any MCU show until now. This might even be the best they’ve done in all of Phase 5 so far.

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What We Do in the Shadows: 5x06 Urgent Care

John Slattery is an energy vampire, isn’t he?

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The Mandalorian: 3x03 Chapter 19: The Convert

The actual Mandalorian parts were good, but the rest was just a poor attempt on trying to be like Andor but failing miserably. The Doctor is a very interesting character and so much more could’ve been done with him, too bad they didn’t explore him properly.

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South Park: 26x01 Cupid Ye

They should really go back to focusing on their own self-contained stories, like in earlier seasons, instead of constantly parodying real-world events. Things move so fast nowadays to the point where this episode already felt dated by the time it was released.

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Star Wars: Visions: 1x08 Lop & Ochō

It was maybe one of the weakest episodes in regards to story and voice-acting, but visually it was easily the one that looked the most like something from a full-length animated movie. The cinematography was great and the color, lighting, and grain made it feel very organic and beautiful like something shot on film instead of digital.

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Love, Death & Robots: 3x09 Jibaro

From a technical standpoint, this is possibly one of the most impressive pieces of work in the recent years in the history of animation.

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Love, Death & Robots: 3x01 Three Robots: Exit Strategies

A complete disappointment, especially when compared to the episode with these characters in the first season. This new episode feels extremely preachy and the comedy is often way too forced with no satisfying payoff or punchline. It gives the feeling that whoever wrote this spends way too much time on Twitter.

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Ozark: 4x11 Pound of Flesh and Still Kickin'

I know that ending was supposed to show us the anger between Marty and Wendy, how on the edge Marty is, and how dark he has become, but it felt so good to finally see him snap and release all that stress he had accumulated. I'm so glad he won that fight!

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Moon Knight: 1x05 Asylum

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This is the first episode of this show that was actually good instead of aggressively ok.

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The Book of Boba Fett: 1x05 Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian

Easily the best episode of the show so far. Even the most mundane aspects of Din Djarin’s story are more interesting than whatever Boba Fett is doing.

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What If...?: 1x07 What If… Thor Were an Only Child?

This isn't just the worst episode on a show already filled with a ton of bad episodes, this is also one of the worst things done for the MCU. Some of the fan's least favorite movies in the Marvel Universe look and feel like award-winning masterpieces when compared to this incredibly awful episode. It baffles me that this episode went through so many people and no one during the entire production considered how atrocious this was.

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What If...?: 1x04 What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?

This episode was the first time Marvel’s What If delivered something worth watching. Turns out they can actually make a good and compelling story when the characters are complex as they were here and behave as the source material, instead of having everyone on the screen act the same and constantly quipping lazy jokes all the time like in previous episodes.

Visually, this was also the most appealing offering from What If so far, with interesting concepts and effects clearly inspired by Jack Kirby's visuals often known as Kirby Krackle or Kirby Dots.

This was the first episode that felt like watching something straight out of a comic book and I hope the rest of the show is more like this episode and less like the previous three.

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