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Mad Max: Fury Road
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BlockedParent2022-06-05T12:15:16Z— updated 2023-11-25T00:06:56Z

Stoner metal: the movie.
Best action blockbuster of the 2010s; a singular, visionary experience with terrific worldbuilding and a lot of viscera, testosterone and just enough story/character depth to keep things interesting.

9/10

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Black Panther
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BlockedParent2021-10-05T22:21:01Z— updated 2022-11-09T10:05:49Z

One of the few Marvel movies where you can notice the artistry that went into it.
This feels like someone’s vision, the story is layered and the conflict is relevant and interesting. The way it’s resolved doesn’t feel safe to me, it makes a pretty nuanced statement about protectionism that might seem agreeable to some, but I can assure you that it isn’t.
The camerawork also really stands out (one of the few Marvel movies with proper colour grading), costumes are terrific, the characters are very well drawn and the acting is great.
It does have some pacing issues in the middle, some of the action is poorly handled (the climax is kinda lackluster in a sense) and looks too artificial, and the main character kinda feels overpowered when he has the suit on, but it’s still easily one of Marvel’s best just because of what it gets right.

7.5/10

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The Matrix
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Iron Man

A testament to what casting the perfect actor as the lead can do for a movie. So much of this is carried by the riffing of the characters, it makes the entire movie work. I also find it interesting how the textures and colours of this movie are so much better compared to a lot of other Marvel films. However, you can also see a lot of the problems that would go on to define the MCU from here. Too many predictable elements, a bland score, boring villain, forgettable/unimaginative camerawork; it’s all here already. Still, it has a lot of funny, entertaining scenes, and I like how they sometimes manage to get a few more laughs out of it by making smart editing choices. The action’s pretty decent, nothing particularly mindblowing but I like how heavy and rudimentary the suit feels in this. I always thought it looked to weightless and cartoonish in the later films, this really sells the illusion of a man in an iron suit by comparison. All in all, a very meat-and-potatoes superhero movie, but one that holds up rather well.

6.5/10

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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BlockedParent2023-04-04T19:22:32Z— updated 2023-11-26T13:38:59Z

A smart flip on the premise of the first film. The set pieces are brilliantly staged and imaginative, you only have to watch them once before they burn themselves onto your memory. There’s also great comedic moments, beautiful camerawork, boundary pushing effects and interesting character moments. My only real complaint is that some of the sound effects and soundtrack in the first third can feel a little dated, even for a film from 1991. There are also some minor moments of weak acting, but in the broader context of James Cameron films, the one liners and emotional resonance are so good here that I barely even notice it.

8.5/10

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Avengers: Endgame
Baby Driver
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BlockedParent2017-06-26T12:01:48Z— updated 2023-01-01T09:58:58Z

I got massive GTA 5 vibes from this. Just look at it: heists, hijacking cars, more heists, criminals being portrayed as eccentric & nuts, planning heists in an abandoned urban building; hard to miss the influence.
It still feels like an Edgar Wright film though. In fact, it very much starts like one of his comedies, but then it takes a complete tonal shift around the halfway mark. It becomes much darker, and it’s suddenly driven by tension instead of jokes.
A lot of movies can’t pull that off, but this one does simply because you can look at this premise as lighthearted, but there’s nothing too ridiculous or stupid for it not to work as a serious thriller either.
The directing and editing are really stylish and inventive, the performances are good, plenty of character development (a lot of which is done visually), excellent music selection, and there are a few twists in the second half I didn’t see coming.
My only complaint is that the romance subplot starts a bit clunky, but it evens out as the film goes along.

8.5/10

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
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BlockedParent2018-12-16T23:48:57Z— updated 2023-05-30T13:31:42Z

Great storytelling and concepts, it may be weird and even inaccesible for some folks, but it’s also very creative, original and bold. The characters are fantastic and well rounded, and they all inhabit a NY that’s captured it in a very unique way. That’s mostly a result of the animation, which grasps the attention immediately because it’s so boundary pushing and atmospheric. It’s just hard to find any weaknesses in it. The comedy is strong and tasteful, it doesn’t drag, the voice acting is excellent and all of the different Spiderman add to the story in their own way. I’m not as much of a fan of some of the bland autocrooning in the soundtrack (that’s probably the biggest thing that might make this seem dated in the future), though I generally still like most of the musical choices made here.

8.5/10

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Hot Fuzz
Captain America: Civil War
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Deadpool 2
Captain Marvel
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible III
Sicario

Probably Villeneuve’s most conventional film, but still pretty good. There’s not a lot of experimentation going on with this one, but the score and god tier cinematography still elevate this far beyond your average thriller. Emily Blunt’s pretty great in it, but it’s Benicio del Toro who ends up stealing the movie. It’s also pretty well written; the characters are well defined and it has some good twists. It’s just lacking a little bit of something else to make it truly special. Maybe it could’ve used a bit more action, or challenging storytelling/subtext. Nevertheless, it’s still quite a feat for a director to have this as his most accesible film, as it doesn’t feel watered down in any significant way.

7.5/10

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Dune
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
The Northman
Ford v Ferrari
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BlockedParent2019-11-15T22:27:38Z— updated 2022-02-13T21:28:48Z

This is one of those films that is just impossible to hate.
It’s such a well made crowdpleaser; from the acting, to the score, to the camerawork.
From the very first scene, you know you’re in the hands of a filmmaker who knows what he’s doing.
It’s long, but you don’t feel its length at all.
The predictability of the story is the only real issue.

7.5/10

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Thor: Ragnarok
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BlockedParent2017-10-26T14:16:26Z— updated 2023-06-08T11:50:12Z

Probably the best Thor, but still massively overrated.

5/10

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Spider-Man 2
The Dark Knight
Reservoir Dogs
Gone Girl
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BlockedParent2023-01-09T15:56:40Z— updated 2023-01-20T22:16:16Z

Very nutty, yet extremely entertaining.
It’s sometimes on the border of becoming schlock, but it never passed that threshold for me.
However, make no mistake about it: this is clearly meant to be a pulpy movie, it’s not about depth.
There are themes in it about media perception and some dark satire about marriage, but in the end it’s not very profound about either of those things. I’m fine with that, because the twists are so good. It’s such a tightly written, unpredictable plot that includes some hilarious, dark dialogue. Rosamund Pike is amazing, she’s absolutely perfect for this role, and I love her trashy narrator voice. Ben Affleck is also quite good, but his part isn’t as flashy.
Filmmaking’s flawless, the score is perfect and there isn’t a single moment where this movie drags for me.
I wasn’t a fan of the ending at first, but it’s grown on me with subsequent viewings. When you think about the further implications of what happens, it’s super messed up and therefore the perfect conclusion to this story.

9/10

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Easily the most well directed and well shot Marvel movie.
The art design for this movie is truly excellent as well, combining 60’s psychedelia with 80’s cheese.
I really like the character arcs (though Rocket’s arc feels a bit like a repeat of the first film) and the emotional beats it hits, Yondu being the clear standout.
James Gunn nails the soundtrack again, though his comedy isn’t really my style, there are some really cringy moments in the first hour specifically.
The plot and the villain are kinda serviceable, they don’t really stand out in any way.
I could’ve done without the ravagers subplot for example, it grinds the film to a halt every time it cuts back to that stuff.
Some of the overacting is also kinda bad. Karen Gillan hadn’t quite found her footing as Nebula yet, while Sean Gunn and Chris Sullivan are a bit too silly.
Ultimately, this thing is saved by the visuals, soundtrack, action, main cast and its emotional heart, because it’s nowhere near as tight as the first one.

5.5/10

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