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I don't really care if its a straight-to-dvd-movie. What I care about is, if the movie is good or not.

Well - it's not ^^

I don't even know why I watched this movie. The story is a little bit better than a good cop <-> bad cop story, the actors except De Niro and Whitaker are bad.

Its about some coke and some corrupt cops who wanna make money. Some "in the hood" action scenes, white guys call black guys "nigger", some ganstahhh rap and Mr. 50 Cent wants to revenge his daddy.

Getting a 4/10 "Poor", because it isn't even "Meh" which would be 5/10

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Looper
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The movie was good but I am a really bit disappointed because they could have made far more out of that story plot.

And the boy creepy.

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American Reunion
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Not really funny.
Maybe its about I am getting older and dont like teenie movies anymore ... but I have watched the movie with another three people, and they dont liked it as well.

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Red Tails
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Nice try - but most of the time I was bored and there haven't been really any surprises in this movie.

And the spoken German was really bad sometimes ^^ can't say why Hollywood wouldnt afford any native speaker.

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Freezer
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Wow so predictable.

It literally happens all in a fucking freezer. I do not have any problems with one location where a movie is playing. There are some good movies out which do that. But in this case it was so boring.

Mikael Salomon was not acting bad, but his character was so bad written. All that awful jokes. His behavior like a lady killer. All sooooo bad. -.-

Even I had low expectations when I started watching this movie it got more and more worse. I really want have back my wasted time.

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Ride Along
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I laughed ONE time.

This movie doesn't deserve a review.

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Planes
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-.-

Compared to "Cars" this movie was really a big disappointment. Not more, not less.
And I think it was made as a sequel to Cars.

-.-

3/10

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Family Weekend
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The movie is very steril/clean. I don't know how to explain it but something was wrong while watching this.

Anyway. You get few laughs when watching this movie, no big surprises. And you already know how the end is going to be, when you watch the first 15 minutes. What I am writing. After the first 5 minutes. ^^

If you got nothing else to do on an evening, and playin' some games with your smart phone when watching its, its okay to do so.
But after watching 1 time, I already deleted this movie from my library.

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The Chronicles of Riddick
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There are some really got actors in this movie but they played really bad and it was more than a B-Movie.
Well its okay to watch it if u r a Science Fiction Fan like me and if you keep your expectations low.

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Ted
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Kinda Hollywood love story where you know exactly how its gonna be to turned out: Boyfriend has to decide between best friend and girl friend -> Girl friend doesen t like at the beginning the best friend (Ted) -> boyfriend decides to like his girl friend more -> boyfriend realizes that he misses his best friend -> something action based gonna happen -> Girl friend likes best friend now -> all three are happy together. bla bla.

well yay. the best friend is a speaking teddy bear. wow.
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The Tall Man
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Okay. Hollywood.
Whaz up.

What a craaaaappy movie.

@Pdr: u r so right.

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Elevator
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wahahaha how boring.

=== Spoiler Alert ===

and honestly: they cut off a body with a 3cm long knife? guys. cant believe this movie has a rating of 76%

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Enemies Closer
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One of the worst movies I have seen in a very long time.

Seriously.

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Beerfest
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How got this movie a rating of 71% ?
Seriously?

Well if u get some millions of budget to produce that shit, and if you decide as an director this shit has gonna happen in Germany - can you even get some proper translator who really speaks German?
As I am from Austria, German is my mother tongue (some people from Germany might disagree though ^^) I hardly could understand what the "Germans" in this movie are saying.

But not only mention the language I might wanna say if this movie should be funny: ITS NOT

Better watch something else or do something better with your time.
I cannot believe I watched the movie the whole 2 hours to the end.

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Chernobyl Diaries
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What a pointless movie.
Blair Witch Projekt the 15th.

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Scary Movie 5

15 minutes.
Then I had to turn it off!

I seriously not sure why I started to watch that SHIT anyway.

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Rabbit Without Ears

I cannot believe that this movie has a rating of 80%
LoL!

With the main actor (Till Schweiger) who cant act properly.

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Flight 7500
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Words cannot describe how terrible this movie is!

Don't waste your time like I did.

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LOL
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This movie is so bad compared to the original: http://trakt.tv/movie/lol-laughing-out-loud-2008

I highly recommend to watch the movie in the url above.

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A Thousand Words
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It's okay watching this movie on an evening when you got nothing else to do.
Some funny moments, but they are rare.

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Cleanskin

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It really was okay. Check it out.

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Cockneys vs Zombies

Nice movie. Little bit like Shawn of the dead (which is better ofc), but I like the british humor.

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The Woman in Black

Some scary scenes, but "harry potter" is still harry potter ^^

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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

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Universal Soldier. Remake? Honestly. omg :(

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Tomb Raider

If you are into a well produced action movie: go for it, you won't regret it. :)

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The Hungover Games

I only watched the trailer but I cannot believe, that such a crap is getting produced.

Just get "film makers", producers and bad writers: The time of "Not another teenie movie" "scary movie" and all that shit is over!

Pff.

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Super Buddies

Super Buddies.
Super Puppies.

Come on, Disney.

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Resident Evil: Damnation

is it worth watching it?

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The Fourth State

Can't believe that this movie was made in Germany. I really like it.

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The Cold Light of Day

Just like MX23 wrote: an average action movie. The "thriller" part isn't that big. Its okay to watch it in the evening if u got nothing else to do.

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