Strange follow-up to Cabin Boy.
Did they seriously use the "Guilty" line from the Silent Night, Deadly Night movies? Only the Chapman brothers get to say that.
Yeah, I could see Ted Raimi as the gatekeeper of Hell.
Where was sassy Death the first hour of the movie? And why have Myles Erlick, tease a dance scene and then not have an actual dance scene?
Why wasn't the whole movie the daughters of Satan running around having adventures?
There's a fucking head in the coffee table!
Five bagger.
Have you ever felt my tingle?
Man buns are always suspicious.
The role that was made for Eric Roberts.
Finally, a role worthy of Eric Roberts.
Note to self: can use wig as weapon.
Is this a... dumb movie?
Sharks. They're always biting things.
No more grave yard babies!
Sign me up for the cult of Leah.
Indiana Jones versus Hannibal Lecter, now where is that movie?
But I didn't lie, I just kept secrets from you.
Welcome to Aretha's Playhouse, where you can have it any way you like. I'll have you saying ba da ba ba ba, I'm loving it.
Let me get on up out of here before I have to play a game of slap a ho-ho-ho.
Was that kid for real?
Carson Kressley trying his damnedest to carry this movie.
The movie Werewolf actually has better werewolf transformations.
Dr. Phibes during his peevish teenage years.
Eric Roberts is a national treasure.
The most adorable Satan ever.
Yes, aliens, please come save me.
This is the original Cats movie.
Shouldn't you be out wiggling your butt?
Amazing.
The Exorcist as envisioned by Tommy Wiseau, with consultation by James Nguyen.
Quite possibly my new favourite movie.
John Carradine doing his best Bela Lugosi.
The bees are taking over and saving the world!
The Antichrist is out there!
This should have been called Barely Covered Asses.
