Did Stalked By My Doctor just top itself with a musical number?
Lifetime needs to make more movies like this.
Is anybody ... there?
A masterpiece. Some of the greatest line reads. Five bagger.
It's like Bewitched but with Ted Danson killing people.
Parker once again showing what a horrible mentor she is.
Finally, the wereshark movie we've all been waiting for.
Five bags.
What's a Kaiju movie without tiny women?
Gamera's pretty cute.
Might be my favourite episode.
Damn, that's an evil looking child.
Can we please get a team-up with this kid and Stalked By My Doctor?
More ladies singing on the tops of towers, please.
One of the best shows on television.
The only thing that really made me laugh was seeing his face in that painting.
Wait, this is Decker, right?
Barbara Crampton was like, Yeah, you can only afford me for a few minutes.
Yeah... you wouldn't catch Rutger Hauer wearing those ridiculous sneakers.
Wait... is it morbin' time?
That kid was clearly a maggot baby, right?
Strange follow-up to Cabin Boy.
Did they seriously use the "Guilty" line from the Silent Night, Deadly Night movies? Only the Chapman brothers get to say that.
Yeah, I could see Ted Raimi as the gatekeeper of Hell.
Where was sassy Death the first hour of the movie? And why have Myles Erlick, tease a dance scene and then not have an actual dance scene?
Why wasn't the whole movie the daughters of Satan running around having adventures?
There's a fucking head in the coffee table!
Five bagger.
Have you ever felt my tingle?
Man buns are always suspicious.
The role that was made for Eric Roberts.
Finally, a role worthy of Eric Roberts.
Note to self: can use wig as weapon.
Is this a... dumb movie?
Sharks. They're always biting things.
That might have been the most fun I've had since I've been clean and sober.
There's a B-slim in my crew.