MrFlagg

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Keswick, Ontario
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Higher Power

Their are 5 forces in nature. Gravity (weakest force with an infinite range) Weak nuclear force (next weakest force with short range) Electromagnetic force (stronger force with infinite range) Strong nuclear force (strongest force with short range) and the force that fills empty streaming services with garbage like this.

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Mandy

after 15 minutes something in this annoyed me so much i had to consider removing the tv from my house entirely.

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Bushwick

I forgot I had seen this. Watched it again. Not awful.

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2:22

Sometimes the universe cracks open and shows you a movie you can forget immediately after watching

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Head Full of Honey

One of those films i was going to watch for 15 minutes but then got sucked in for the whole thing. Nolte was brilliant as always and the chemistry he had with his young co-star was excellent. I could even tolerate Matt Dillon's presence it was so good

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High Life

This movie successfully explains the noodling effect wherein objects close to a black hole get stretched thin by virtue of having some of their mass closer to the hole than others. As my hand and remote was closer to the screen I decided that after 30 minutes this movie was so dense it was likely my hand had already seen the end of the movie and I could stop it.

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The Shallows

of all the girl in a skimpy bikini fighting a shark movies I've seen this is by far the skimpiest

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American Skin

Not an awful movie but it is an awful message on how the law is supposed to work

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In Fabric

if it was filmed in the 80s it would be fun to watch as a campy old horror but as a 2018 film its just bad

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Old

so the characters are on a beach where they age quickly. Physics makes up for this by making the movie feel like its last 10x longer than it actually does.

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The Gateway

I'm 38 minutes in and there is a lot going on and I'm not sure I care about any of it.

I'm 59 minutes in and I care about Olivia Munn but I'm not sure about my motivations for that

At 1:24 the movie should be over but its still talking

As of the end of this movie the only thing I'm sure of is I want to see a Sons of Anarchy/Orange is the New Black crossover

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The Tomorrow War

Decent summer evening scifi flick. To truly enjoy it though you need to engage your inner Pratt and not think about it too much.

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They Turned Us Into Killers

Pretty awful. So bad I'm surprised Nicholas Cage wasn't it it. Bad acting, poorly written, edited by fish mongers.

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The Beta Test

Do people in L.A. watch movies like this and think "oh ya those seem like totally sane normal people"? Every single one of them seem to be trying to be the most annoying character ever. Even the sex scenes looked like they were choreographed by narcissists.

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The Way of the Gun

Starring Sarah Silverman as Sarah Silverman. Seriously tho its a great movie from beginning to end

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Biosphere

I pretty much hate everything Duplass does and this waste of time has done nothing to change that opinion. Only finished it because of that green light. Was kind of hoping it would end existence for them

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Family Guy: 17x13 Trans-Fat

i watched 12 episodes in a row without moving. I think I have found my inner Peter

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The Medusa Touch

One of those few movies that stands up as well today as when I saw it in the 70s.

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Family Guy: 20x16 Prescription Heroine

I think this episode was written by the CBC.

for those who arent Canadian ... The CBC is where comedy goes to die.

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Anna

not a great movie but a good enough date night movie as you won't care if you miss portions of it.

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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

drugs are bad mmmkay. Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't do drugs. But if you made it through this movie you are probably on the drugs or have an addiction to 70s erotica. Either way you should seek help

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Winter Ridge

This guy is the worst cop ever. 3 times he is incapacitated by criminals while he is chasing them.

Story was kind of contrived. I get why his wife kept sleeping

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Tusk

In a world of stupid movies filling up streaming service and clogging bandwidth this one is exceptional in its stupidity. I get maybe Johnny Depp wanted to get his daughter a first roll but did they really need to lower themselves to this level to do it? I understand Justin and I See Dead People not having anything better to do with their time so why not film this but wtf Michael Parks? You only had 3 more years to live I think you could have found better things to do with your time.

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Godzilla vs. Kong

Someone wanted to make Alien vs Predator vs Terminator but they couldn't afford those properties so they made this. If your girl made you watch Marriage Story this CGI slugfest is an appropriate response

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Honey Boy

Shia LaBeouf is just Americas millennial Morrisey.

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Santa Inc.: 1x03 Spring Awakening

the blueish green penis was the closest thing to funny in this episode

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Santa Inc.: 1x02 Faces of Meth

This is bad like eggnog on a beach in July

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Santa Inc.: 1x01 Where The Hell Is Brent?

I've finished episode one and wondering where i can go get covid so I will never get to the last one.

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Dude

4 30ish year old women play highschool girls. huzzah

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Don Jon

I think this may be Brie Larson's best movie

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