MrFlagg

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They Turned Us Into Killers

Pretty awful. So bad I'm surprised Nicholas Cage wasn't it it. Bad acting, poorly written, edited by fish mongers.

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They Turned Us Into Killers

Pretty awful. So bad I'm surprised Nicholas Cage wasn't it it. Bad acting, poorly written, edited by fish mongers.

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The Beta Test

Do people in L.A. watch movies like this and think "oh ya those seem like totally sane normal people"? Every single one of them seem to be trying to be the most annoying character ever. Even the sex scenes looked like they were choreographed by narcissists.

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Blazing Saddles

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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Saltburn

I will watch anything with Carey Mulligan but maybe I should stick to things where she is a little higher up in the credits.

They were right about Camelot. "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

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Squealer

Acting is thin. Karen Carpenter thin. Plot ripped from tragic news stories and mangled without sensitivity. Gore hilariously fake. At least there were some boobs.

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The Way of the Gun

Starring Sarah Silverman as Sarah Silverman. Seriously tho its a great movie from beginning to end

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Bank Robber

The opening credits were almost enough to make me want to turn it off.

Shaky cam action scenes. A script so thin its anorexic. Its like a high school film class had enough money to hire some big name actors but then half assed the script and jokes and editing.

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The Half of It

typical Netflix crappola .. they will throw money at anything just to have something to stream to you

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It Stains the Sands Red

This movie reminds me of the actress Gauge ... kinda disgusting but well worth watching.

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Biosphere

I pretty much hate everything Duplass does and this waste of time has done nothing to change that opinion. Only finished it because of that green light. Was kind of hoping it would end existence for them

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The Batman

The Netflix version only seems to run 2 hours and thank dog because I could not have handled any more of that awful script, substandard acting and randomly out of place cinematography. Pretty sure most of the shots are just there for the commercials.

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The Witch

Meeting the family will leave you cheering on the witch. Please eat them all and end this in 30 minutes please.

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Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives.

Easily the worst thing on Netflix. Stupid topic, awful human subject, stretched out to fill time just so some can get paid.

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Léon: The Professional

most directors cuts i find you can skip but not this one. Adds a lot of more time to the story

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The Harbinger

In the realms of cinematic fate,
There lies a film, a woeful state,
"The Harbringer," its name proclaimed,
A tale of darkness, poorly framed.

A man, burdened with a wicked charm,
A talisman of death, bringing harm,
Made a pact with the devil's might,
To orchestrate a morbid plight.

But alas! The execution fails,
As the actors stumble, their skill impales,
Their performances, like wilted flowers,
Conveying naught but lifeless hours.

The plot, a tapestry of gaping holes,
Confusion reigns, as logic folds,
A labyrinth of inconsistencies,
Leaving viewers lost in dissonance.

And as we gaze upon the screen,
Cinematography, once pristine,
Now dulled, devoid of visual grace,
Leaving emptiness in every space.

"The Harbringer," an unfortunate plight,
A contender for the worst in sight,
Its flaws apparent, impossible to hide,
A tragic tale of artistic suicide.

So let us mourn this failed endeavor,
A haunting relic that shall not sever,
The memories of its dismal mark,
The worst of poems, born in the dark.

Regenerate response

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Asking for It

Janeane Garofolo is pulling a Marlon Brando Jor-El stunt here with this top billing. Still she's lovely. Having said that this is basically Gamergate the movie. Not sure who would find this funny.

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Perry Mason: Season 2

agenda driven but not unwatchable. A reasonable reimagining of the Perry Mason character.

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On the Fringe of Wild

stopped watching after 10 minutes. bad stereotypes and poorly acted.

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Wander

having Winnick and Graham in a movie this bad is unfortunate. But they could do a documentary on how grass grows and I'd probably still watch it.

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The Independent

I would watch a move on marsupial copulation if it had Janeane Garofolo in it. And I think I just did.

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The Quiet Earth

extroverts will tell you this is a post apocalyptic movie. Personally I see it as a bit of a fantasy until other people show up.

very watchable. aged well.

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Terror on the Prairie

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You would expect from The Daily Wire some kind of right wing agenda driven nonsense but the religious people were the antagonists here. Weird flex but decent flick

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They/Them

The Guardians of the Galaxy need to see this to correct their opinion of Kevin Bacon. Its the kind of agenda driven garbage we have come to expect from the Peacock network

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A Banquet

excellent foley work, visually appealing, you can fast forward through it without missing anything and later you will wonder what just passed through you. Basically the theatrical equivalent of Chipotle

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Badlands

The 1970s version of Natural Born Killers. Back when films were about nuance and didnt have to shove every gory detail in your face

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Vice

Stupid political hit piece. Stuff like this just keeps driving America further and further apart.

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The Wedding Invitation

Guys if you're a little more rusty Ford truck than new Escalade and your girl wants to watch a romcom pick this one. After 30 minutes I was kind of in love with alternate universe Jennifer Anniston, dollarama Aubrey Plaza and L.A.Gal Gadot. Great job on the casting whomever did it.

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Glossary of Broken Dreams

Commies being commies. I lasted 7 minutes before i used my freedom to shut this nonsense off

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Ozark: 4x14 A Hard Way to Go

i accidentally watched this episode instead of the whole second half o the season. I don't feel i missed anything

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