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NSU: German History X - The Victims

This episode was a total bore compared to the first one, a long yawn.

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Fuck Up

If you like the tv series Dag you'll enjoy this.

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Ghostbusters

Not as bad as I was afraid it would be, especially since it's staring both Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy.
Still a pointless remake though.

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Tiny Furniture

Like a very long and very boring episode of Girls.

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CHiPS

An extra star for Kristen Bell. How the .... did this mess get so high grades?

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Gringo

The kind of movie you've forgotten all about as soon as the end credits start to roll...
Theron is good though and saves it from a lower grade.

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The Fate of the Furious

Not much have change from the last F&F movie I saw, that was made very clear already in the very first scene.
Lost interest after 10 minutes and picked up my phone only to watch when I heard the voice of Nathalie Emmanuel.
And the scene where the u-boat exploded in a sea of fire and they drove the cars around Vin to protect him from the fire.. Come on..
And then there's the bottomless pit of cheesy one-liners...

People actually pay money to see this?

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Space Station 76

What was this piece of crap even about? To call it a comedy is more than far fetched...

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The Irishman

Lost interest somewhere half way through, never really got the feel of what the whole thing was about, and the time jumps didn't fit in. Great cast and photo but this CGI youth serum thingy was kind of ridiculous and poorly made, or the effect itself was nice but when De Niro moving around as the 80(?) year old he is it doesn't matter if his face looks like 30. Like when he was beating up that shop owner and kicking him to the curb, it looked like he was using a walking chair while doing it :D
This will probably be on of the most overrated movies for a long time, people will up vote it just because they feel they are supposed to like it.

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Jojo Rabbit

Wow, not even Rebel Wilson could make me rob this flick from a ten! Five minute of screen time is probably the right amount of her never-changing-character-no-matter-the-film I can take before her spirit completely takes over the movie. Bet she's a lovely person but I can't stand her "acting".
Besides that this is right up my valley with it's satire take on a dark and serious topic that's sadly never get old. Great performances of the cast, great choice of music, great photography, great directing and a truly great story. Love it!

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Life on the Line

Nope...

Very close to an even lower grade thanks to the last 15 minutes.

On the plus side it makes me extremely glad to be working in Sweden with this kind of stuff if this movie for real reflects how this kind of work is done in the US.

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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

If you have a connection to or at least know who Fred Rogers is (was?) this will probably make much more sense than it did to me.
Nice acting but an incredibly dull story that takes you no where.

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The Last Padawan: A Short Star Wars Story

Nah, this one didn't fly. Might have to do with that everyone sounds like evil nazis from an old Mel Brooks film. :D
That and that the story is kind of unclear and that it tries to cram a whole Star Wars movie into 15 minutes whereas five of them is a light saber fight.

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Little Women
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I'm allergic to time jumps back and forth, back and forth and this movie has a lot of it and it ruins the movie completely, and they really have removed a lot of story. Especially noticeable after having watched the 3h miniseries and the movie from 1994 in the last month.

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1917

The story is incredibly predictable and kind of boring so I don't see it winning the Oscar for best picture. Instead it should get two Oscars for best cinematography cause wow, just wow. It's a pure pleasure to watch and could as well been a silent movie as far as I care.

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Blockers

First time I've ever seen CGI tears, or at least noticed that they wasn't real, the vomit scene was also a class act of poorly made CGI and the scene itself was completely unnecessary and kind of took the movie to an OK one (6) to a not so OK one (4) since it went downhill from there.
Liked Geraldine Viswanathan, so gonna have to take a look at what else she has done.

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Ocean's Eight

Surprisingly good. Atleast better than the previously 28 sequels to Oceans 11.

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Men in Black: International

Better than the previous two in the franchise thanks to Will Smith not being in it.

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Greyhound

As a gigantic fan of Das Boot I had high hopes for this one and certainly didn't expect it to be a pure action flick. The fight scenes are nicely made but the stuff in between feels forced and the tempo of the whole movie is off. The wife scenes could've been skipped completely since they added nothing and the last 1/5 is way to stressed. Biggest disappointment of the year so far.

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Night Hunter

The acting performances of Brendan Fletcher and Eliana Jones is what I will remember from this movie. Daddario does one of her worst performances so far and I'm not sure if Cavill still knows that he was in this movie, looked like he just got out of bed throughout the entire thing and just read stuff from a sign.

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Bohemian Rhapsody

Malek a 10, the movie as a whole a 4 so 6 it is.

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Fighting with My Family

This one really surprised me. Was expecting something on par with what WWE produce in general, garbage shows for children, but it was so much more.

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Yoga Hosers

I seldom turn off a movie once I've pressed play but 15 minutes of this was enough, and by that Haley Joel Osment, which I've hated since The Sixth Sense, hadn't even appeared on screen yet so I knew the chances of it getting any better was less than zero.

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American Woman

If you just endure the first half of constant shouting it becomes watchable but not much more than that.

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Melancholia

First part is demanding if you are to sugarcoat it, second part is worth the wait though.

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Finding Dory

The "no short time memory"-thing gets old incredible fast.

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The Angry Birds Movie

It was of to a decent start when it was just about the birds but quickly fell apart when the pigs arrived.

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Indignation

Interesting and promising beginning but it never left the station, last 2/3 is a total snooze fest.

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Unpregnant

Like a bad copy of Booksmart spiced with an infomercial about abortions.
Except the message it's made to deliver and decent acting in some parts it's terrible in every aspect.
I know I'm not part of the target audience but I atleast expected some kind of entertainment.

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Enola Holmes

I'm so torn about this. Hated it when I read about it, like "WTF? Another classic character turned into anything-goes-as-long-as-it's-not-a white-man-just-because-we-are-so-woke-now for no reason at all than just that?" Turns out that Holmes is still allowed to be a white man, but then I don't get why they had to involve him at all. As a S. Holmes movie it sucks since she's not as him at all, just like 007 died when Daniel Craig arrived, but it's still an OK flick I guess. So the rating is a hard one but landed on rating it as a Sherlock Holmes movie since they try to kidnap the name so a four it is since I can't encourage a behavior like this.

They should have given her a background and character of her own instead. Now they just counteract themself by showing that they once again have to take a piggy back ride on an old male character to feel safe for it to fly. Just like the hideous Ghostbusters remake....

Just create something new instead of fiddling with stuff like this, it's just counterproductive to the cause they are out to support.

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