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Wer stiehlt mir die Show?: 7x04 Episode 4
Phantasm
Annabelle
Grabbers
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
Zombie Apocalypse
2012
Like a Boss

This movie is the definition of bad clichés, that besides good actors doesn't offer anything. The story is pretty foreseeable (e.g. Salma Hayek's character Claire Luna adds a clause to their contract that she would get the company if the partners fight and one of them leaves - so obviously the entire story evolves on how they are going to break up). On the comic side we have a mixture of jokes building on clichés (gay clichés, toxic masculinity, etc), dirty jokes and slapstick that didn't manage to get me laughing once.

So coming from an average 5/10 I don't find anything that weighs in on the plus side, but both jokes and bad story writing that substract a point each, leaving us with 3/10.

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Shadow
Tales from the Crypt: Season 1

Good average first season with some really strong episodes (such as the second, fourth and fifth) but also some rather dull ones (such as the first and the sixth), leveling tihs season to an average good 5/10 points

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Tales from the Crypt: 1x04 Only Sin Deep

Every Back to the Future fan will turn heads at this episode that features Lorraine (Baines) McFly, mother of Back to the Future's main star Marty McFly. The story is original and fun to watch as it is really interesting, although near the end a bit irrational (why is she destroying everything around when she could simply take it and be gone without any buzz?). In the end, we get another irony of life ending, with an agony of choice.

I rather enjoyed this one, and for a good story, a good (and tragic) ending and a good performance I end up with 7/10 Points.

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Tales from the Crypt: 1x03 Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone

Until the end, it was not really strong, acting is average, but some of the characters (the Barker and the girlfriend) are actually rather annoying. Also I am no fan of the supposedly funny style and camera angles chosen. However, this episode actually ends with an interesting and funny twist, once more an "irony of life" ending, that I did not see coming, and that was somewhat satisfying and made me smile.

So in the end, we get an all around okey episode, that is fun to watch: 5/10 points.

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Tales from the Crypt: 1x02 And All Through the House

As much as I did not like the first episode I love the second: Starting of with a scene of rather dark humor, we get into a really great mix between thrilling and horrifying scenes accompanied by funny ones as well as ironic ones. The acting of our main character, played by Mary Ellen Trainor (known from the Leathal Weapon films) is really great (although it's really odd that she does not freeze at all, even when kneeling on the ground with her bear legs), the episode is really atmospheric and manages to hit the sweet spot between funny on the one side and horrifying on the other.

We also have some nice camera work, that I did not expect (e.g. the scene in the storeroom that is only shown from the top shelf perspective showing the gun that she cannot see - I really loved that scene). This is great fun to watch.

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Tales from the Crypt: 1x01 The Man Who Was Death

First episodes are always hard, and while I do love the series, the first episode is nothing special, even though they started off with a star, that you might know from back in the days series and movies like Star Trek - Deep Space 9 or Die Hard 2, but who is still active even today, e.g. in The Highwaymen or When They See Us. But William Sadler cannot turn this rather dull and totally foreseeable story into anything better. Most of the time he is just narrating, so hardly any performance is required by any of the actors. And as said, even though the story is ironic and black-humored, it's foreseeable and does not provide any surprises. Additionally, I don't think it's that funny. So starting with a 5/10 for every movie, I'd go down two points (rather boring and foreseeable and nothing else that is interesting).

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The Simpsons: 1x07 The Call of the Simpsons

While I really like the settle press and media critique that this episode bears (hehe), the overall story is rather dull and additionally this episode looses more and more of its initial fun the more you re-watch it. This would make it totally balanced at neither good nor bad, but I do have a lot of fun watching Maggie in this one, and to the extend that it's possible for a cartoon baby, I feel like this is the first one that gives some well deserved focus on one of the last members of the famiily. Therefore: 6/10

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The Simpsons: 1x06 Moaning Lisa
The Simpsons: 1x05 Bart the General

This episode marks the first appearance of Nelson 'Haha' Muntz, and is yet another early episode that follows the typical two-story setup of the Simpsons: We have the entire entry story with Lisa and her cupcakes, those are the binding element that leads to the second story of Bart being bullied by Nelson and how he stands up for himself.

Unfortunately, there is nothing else I like about this episode. I like the rhyming and the ending sequence where Bart puts some "perspective" to the episode (there are not good wars - with these exceptions... :D ). But besides that, I think this episode is rather seldom funny (if at all), the story is - at least to me - uninteresting and it doesn't offer me any deeper level. So given the negative aspects over-weighing the positives a little, I end up with:

4/10 Points.

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The Simpsons: 1x04 There's No Disgrace Like Home
The Simpsons: 1x03 Homer's Odyssey
The Simpsons: 1x02 Bart the Genius
The Simpsons: 1x01 Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Witching & Bitching
2 Guns
End of Watch
Outrage Coda
Beyond Outrage
Outrage
How to Train Your Dragon
Only the Brave

I've never heard of this movie before I've seen it and I was lucky to see it in a sneak preview. This is an incredibly touching movie, that at first glance might look like your typical Michael Bay catastrophic movie, that makes use of all cliches.

Still this movie is different, instead of telling you beforehand who's good and who's bad and having only little time for the buildup but then dwell on the catastrophic event with as much action as possible, this movie actually spends a lot of time on it's main cast, and it does so only to then totally punch you in the guts. There is hardly any action, and in no way is this movie overdone. But what you get to see get's you more than any action movie could.

Wow, this was intense and unexpected (bear in mind that I am from Germany and never heard of the story this is based on).

At the end, I was totally touched. A really great testimonial that honors a couple of selfless heroes in their sacrifice. A must see!

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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
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