RiGHT

Uhm...... holy cr*p. Haha this is like watching a crazy late 80's or early 90's action movie.

Dont expect a proper story. Dont expect a serious plot. Dont expect intelligent dialogues.
Then this is a pretty cool action movie. Statham at his best since The Transporter.

I dont understand all the hate towards this movie, it was fun. Yes its quite a lot of b.s. but in a fun way. Loved the many references to other movies/series and even to real persons here and there and at least 2 cameos. Ed Sheeran with his "I was in game of thrones", Reynolds in his India Jones outfit whistling the tune and referring MacGuffin, nazi crate with the super secret text on it, etc etc. Sure, very predictable here and there, but all in all I really enjoyed it for what it was: an action comedy.

I absolutely loved the movie. The plot holes were almost negligable and as a whole it seemed to be.... realistic! This movie is Cast Away meets Gravity meets McGuyver.

How can there be 7 votes giving it 36% now in 2016, when the movie is due in 2017???

Where previous movies were either comedy, or just simply cool, this one tries to be serious and all that - it simply takes itself too serious. What the f was up with that execution? And how can everyone just forget Deckard Shaw killed that asian guy in cold blood before? Sorry but its all too much bullcrap for me. And of course the story is bs, action is impossible and over the top and and and... but where this was "fun" in previous movies, I just got more and more annoyed. They should have stopped at F&F 5. That was enough.

What a total let-down. Stupid dialogues, stupid characters and sure if everyone gets shot to hell around you, keep on laughing......... right? C'mon.
Nowhere near as good as the original Statham movies. Heck, even the series was better (and that series was b.a.d.).

This is one of the most overrated movies I have ever seen
basically it's about some guy who is an inspirator and uses his good talk to make shitloads of money and then loses it all because of a huge amount of drugs abuse.
the movie is tideous, slow, predictable, and just not all that good.
Di Caprio his action is great, but that's about all there is to it.
extremely overrated.
I continued to watch it, but that was only coz my girlfriend had fallen asleep with her head on my lap and I didnt wanne wake her up

the movie isn't that bad actually... kinda enjoyable :) simple action packed movie with cute girls enjoying their crazy lives.

That Ezra Miller is an annoying actor. What worse than having one? Exactly: 2 of them.
This movie had a fun amount of cameo, but that's about all there's good about this movie.

How is it possible that this movie scored so high on here? Jokes are miles off, not even worth a chuckle. It's just plain stupid.

"Charming", describes this whole movie in just 1 word. Great roles by DeNiro and Anne Hathaway.

I totally agree with Draackje.
this movie really missed the chemistry between Chris and Evelyn, that was still there between Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser in the first two.
it all felt as if the actors were doing it because they had to, not because they wanted to, not because they actually enjoyed making this movie.
too bad.. all ingredients were there, but the mix didnt add up to a nice bowl of soup.

I very much enjoyed this movie. Sure, from the cast and director you can maybe hope to be able to expect more, but I thought it was good fun.

It seemed like a movie for 12-14 y/o kids, if there wouldnt be so many bodies.
Everything was just retardly stupid about this movie. The plot, the milestones, basically everything that happened.....
A plane crashes, everyone aboard is dead after the crash, but the fuselage is still 100% intact, and people are still sitting on their desk-chairs inside of the plane........? Right.
Stupidity all around in this movie. I'd expect this movie was written on a Thursday night in the pub, while everyone was getting drunk, the initial idea was not bad, the start of the movie could have even become a decent action movie, but then everyone got drunk and the whole plot and storyline went downhill from there.

This is basically a better version of the True Lies (utter bullshit) series. Too bad it's not as a series, but a movie.
It does underperform in many aspects unfortunately.
First hour of the movie was quite enjoyable, then it got a bit too much like 'its time to wrap-up the storylines'. That was too bad. Would have worked much better as a limited series. Or maybe another season of The Flight Attended.

Disappointing how this is just only about drugs abuse.
Sure that scene had... Uh... It's challenges and problems... But this whole movie is nothing but just that.

The whole prison-escape scene is probably the biggest b.s. that I have ever seen from all prison escapes ever in a movie. Action packed, sure, believability somewhere around 0 Kelvin.
Quite disappointing, considering I actually enjoyed the first movie. This felt more like an insult to anyone's intelligence.

This movie had some good things in there like the shot in the round corridor being a nice nod to the original set of '60s Bond movies, the portrait of mrs Dench in the hallway.... but the ending I could see coming by halfway the movie. And it makes me deeply saddened. Very disappointing. It destroys the movie for me.

Visually very well done, highly detailed. But everything else is just rubbish. The story, plot and the acting..... I dont even know where to start. Visually 9/10, everything else brings it to a 5/10 max.

What a retarded movie. Nothing even close to interesting. Everything about it feels extremely low budget.

For some strange reason my gf and I really enjoyed this movie :) It's definitely not for the smaller children though.

At times a totally retarded B-movie. Totally unrealistic, absurd and chaotic story. Obvious plot. Still.... entertaining.
+1 for Statham.
7 out 10.
Everything about this movie screams a sort of open job application for Statham to become the next Bond.

Total rubbish. Better watch the Netflix series instead.

Maybe a lot of fun if you're an Afro-American. Part 1 was hilarious. This was just another movie of which we've seen 200+ before. 1 grumpy guy, 1 try-hard to get grumpy's appreciation. Police setting. Plot twist. Bla. Done. Just all-afro and a little Asian added into the mix. No, hardly worth the trouble. We finished watching it and it was good for a smile here and there, but that's it.

This is basically a modern remake of the Green Card (1990), although the initial situation is different and the way they get to the (expected) outcome. I love Sandra Bullock. The chemistry between the two is quite good, the movie was predictable in many ways, but with these kind of movies sometimes thats the best feature. A pleasant feel-good movie, enjoyable, funny at times.

I do not understand why so many people hate this movie. Sure its not an action movie, it's more a love story. But I found it to be an interesting mix of scifi and love. I have enjoyed it a lot. And Saoirse Ronan is a truely remarkable actress.

I actually enjoyed this movie more than I expected.
On the woke meter: acceptable.

Hitman's bodyguard was fun. This movie is just disappointing on every possible level. While the chemistry between Samuel and Ryan worked so amazingly well in the first movie, this time around there is 0 chemistry. And while Salma Hayek is superb in every other movie, she was disturbing that chemistry even further to bring it to 0 Kelvin.
I laughed maybe 2 or 3 times. "Gimme a sign" was the best part. Reference to Chucky doll was a good one too. But yeah, that's about it.

Interesting for people who love to watch trucks. And ice circumstances. And other then that it's boring. And predictable.