How did they managed to F this up?
Why is everything so boring and lame?
No music?
Why are they not following the comic or the movie?
Why are they making all these dumb changes with no payoff?
How did they managed to get all OG voice actors and none of them sound like themselves?
Why add crappy blur effects to everything?
The movie had a great vibe going and portraits the characters well, this series makes everyone and everything look lame and boring.
I don't know who the hell directed and produced this, but he had all the tools and messed up bad.
Just a small little series about corrupt people.
Explaining themselves how they are corrupt.
Explaining how they created a corrupt organization.
Explaining that they will never change their organization.
Explaining how many of them were arrested for corruption.
Why does any country keep working with FIFA?
Eh it's our fault that thousands of workers died in Qatar?
It is not like we decided that Qatar hosts the World Cup.
It is not like we created a system that only works by bribing voting members.
It is not like we knew they didn't have the infrastructure or manpower to host this World Cup.
It is not like we got the reports that said workers were dying and decided to do nothing.
It is not like we can just decide that another country hosts the Word Cup, because we created a murder machine.
Gohandriel is training in the afterlife with her brother Dimrod. He teaches her that a ship can only look up and a stone can only look down.
Gohandriel's boat is getting hit by ki blasts. The boat can't see the difference between the ki blasts and their reflection in the water so it drowns.
Dimrod gets mordorred by Majin Sauron and Gohandriel needs to find his secret base, before he takes over the world.
Gohandriel has trained for thousands of years to become the worlds strongest Sayan. Though she kind of wants to respec to a wizard.
After getting married and having kids and another few thousand years pas she remembers her quest again and takes the boat to Middle Namek.
Majin Sauron has been leaving hidden notes behind with his location around Middle Namek in case his goons go on vacation.
Gohandriel finds his hidden note behind an ice wall after letting most of her friends die on her little trip.
She gets awarded a medal for her leadership and decides to go back to the afterlife to learn to read maps.
On her way to the afterlife she looks into the water, sees her reflection and drowns.
Mystery man saves her from the sea on his raft after he got lost fishing and drifted a few thousand miles from the shore.
Gohandriel tells Mystery man that the giant M on his forehead probably means that he is the Majestic King Man and he is the ruler of South Namek.
Mystery man decides on a sabitical as a smith instead, because living for thousands of years as a human is perfectly normal and he will just be king again later.
They drift to a Sayan worshipping planet. Where they are welcomed with open arms after not seeing any Sayans for a thousand years.
They get angry because Gohandriel does every job on the planet simultaniously so she TUKURJUBS.
She reads a map and notices the giant M is also on the map and it is the location of the secret base. Also she needs to be there tonight.
The NUMORJOBians decide to go with Gohandriel since they no longer have jobs and Mystery man comes along since he kindof a king of these South Namek M lands and stuff.
After a sunburnt Sayan bangs a chick 1000 years younger then him, he notices their sewer system is filled with Cell clones.
After getting enslaved by Cell, he manages to escape because the Cell clones forgot their sunglasses.
His biggest mission is to prevent Cell from getting a magic sword with which he can cut a rope that releases a spirit bomb that can roll onto a golf course with a whole that leads to the center of the Deathstar.
Sunburn Sayan lures Cell to the spirit bomb and because he cuts the wrong rope a Wile E. Coyote Boulder falls and kills half it's clones.
Cell decides to raid the village, but the village is well prepared because they barricaded themselves and lit themselves on fire.
Some neighbours kill each other, because they are colorblind and they look kind of green.
Gohandriel uses mass teleport and arrives to kill every Cell clone.
Cell tries to flee, but Mystery man teleports and kills him easily.
Gohandriel hands the mystery sword with a giant M on it to Mystery man.
Mystery man throws a blanket over the mystery sword and hands it to the sunburnt elf who passes it on to an emo kid to throw it into the ocean.
The emo kid notices there is actually a giraffe under the blanket instead of the mystery sword.
Mystery man is missing and people notice a giant spirit bomb rolling by which falls into the center of the Deathstar and explodes killing everyone.
After surviving being blown up the people decide Mystery man is the best king since nobody remembers him and he is not suspicious.
Mystery man is bleeding out and Sayans don't have medicine so Gohandriel takes him for a few days ride to the Sayan planet.
Mystery man instantly recovers and tells the worlds best smith that he actually needs fire to smelt things.
Mystery man tells Gohandriel that he is Majin Sauron. Gohandriel decides she kind of wants to bang him instead of kill him, but she remembers she is married and has children.
She notices that she is standing next to a river, sees her own reflection and drowns again.
Majin Sauron helps the best smith to create some rings over a few hundred years and bails.
Melrond is to busy on his phone so he ignores his dwarfen friends wedding and the drowning Gohandriel for a few hundred years.
Melrond goes to some dwarves to lie, steal their mythril and throw a leaf down a hole to awaken a demon that will destroy their civilization to save a tree.
Gohandriel after being saved from drowning gets a cool ring and forgets to tell the other guys about Majin Sauron.
Meanwhile a Freeza falls from the sky on bunch off Satan worshippers who use fruit as hats.
Some nice Majin Sauron worshippers come by to worship him, but they notice he doesn't have a giant M on his head so they turn into ghosts.
On the remote Sayan worshipping planet a King shows a young girl his giant shiny ball, because he mistakes her for his daughter and dies.
Smart Wizard: Yo, instead of like elections let's get a Bambi in Tibet to choose the next Grand Wizard.
Every Wizard: Makes sense to me!
Smart Wizard: Do we need to check on Bambi so that people aren't using magic to cheat?
Every Wizard: Nah, nobody is going to use magic to cheat and become the Grand Wizard bro.
Hitler Wizard: I know you were all trying to kill me a year ago, but I'm your Grand Wizard now and I totally didn't cheat.
Every Wizard: Seems legit.
These movies weren't that good.
There was some good stuff in there, but it's just to drawn out.
The short format of a series really suits the series better.
But I would drink piss again just to get rid off Tegridy farm.
Ye old Obi was just another space whale butcher like the rest of em.
One day, Beats boy, Plate on head boy and diversity hire come to his planet to find some space wizards.
After messing with the locals, diversity hire hits her 5 second enrage timer and flips out and cuts off some limbs.
She also decides to kidnap the princess she has seen in episode 4 as bait for Obi.
Obi gets master baited, but escapes with the princess, because their pursuit didn't want to interrupt the plot.
Diversity hire does some flips and hits her enrage timer again and kills Beats boy, because they are on the same side and she is angry.
Obi and the princess being the celebs of space decide to hide by getting in truck filled with storm troopers.
Obi uses his space wizard powers to shoot 10 storm troopers, because a fence is in the way.
Obi decides just to give up when another 3 storm troopers arive.
Friendly officer kills her colleagues, because they didn't attend her daughters birthday party.
Vader comes and starts snapping kids necks until Obi comes out.
Obi escapes Vader by simply walking away.
Vader uses a sneak attack by standing in the same spot and waiting for Obi to walk into him.
Vader decides to BBQ Obi for turning him into a potato.
Also he decides to let him get away, because he wants to kill him in episode 4.
Reeeva decides to teleport and kidnap the princess and use her as bait again.
Obi gets master baited and rescues the princess again, because friendly officer demands some stuff and kills some dudes.
After letting Obi destroy their base and kill their dudes Reeeva reveals that this was her master plan to master bait Obi again.
After following Obi to a blast door a storm trooper tells Reeeva he just spoke with Obi through a blast door, but she has to use the force to talk to Obi, because you can't talk through a blast door.
After trying to blow up the blast door for a while she decides to just open the door.
The 10 year old princess becomes a master engineer and lets them escape.
Reeeva turns on Darth Vader, because Obi seems like a nice dude after all and gets stabbed to death.
Reeeva just walks it off and decides to kill Luke, because she hit her enrage timer again.
Vader pulls their ship from the sky and destroys it, but they were actually on another ship right next to him and he decides not to destroy that one and just let them leave.
After chasing Obi, Vader decides to let the princess and her friends escape, because they are just 2000 guys on a Star destroyer and you can't chase 2 ships at once or hit them with 5000 lasers while they are slowly flying away.
Vader and Obi decide to fight and Obi wins, because he has seen it in episode 3 and it's not episode 4 yet.
Reeeva decides to not kill Luke, because he stubbed his toe and fainted.
Obi high fives Leia and Luke and everybody forgets this has ever happened.
Disney decides that everybody who sees any plotholes is a rascist and clap themselves on the back for another job well done.
This whole documentary is completely unbelievable from the start to finish and therefore quite boring.
In order to make this interesting I first need to believe that the subject isn't an actor that is in on the whole thing.
But this subject just keeps jumping through all the hoops that no normal human being would ever consider doing.
The whole sacrifice ending is so obviously set up with paid actors and a bad script a blind man wouldn't even think for second that it's real.
The whole "racism is bad kids" undertone is also very cringe.
1: Beautiful shots of animal
2: David Attenborough explains animal
3: Explanation of how humans have destroyed/are destroying this animal population
4: Repeat
While looking for the dragonballs Kylo Vegeta Ren finds the emperor and he reveals a clown car with 10 trillion death stars in it. Instead of conquering the galaxy the emperor chooses to just give it to Kylo as long as he kills Rey, because she is a sayan prince or something.
Meanwhile Rey is also looking for the dragonballs and to find a dragonball she needs a wooden stick that some guy made 10 days ago.
Luke and Lanpedo have been looking for this stick for 10 years, but Rey finds it after falling in a hole and helping a snake. She blows up 10.000 people with a kamehameha, but is sad because she lost her dog. Their robot needs to talk with an alien monkey on another planet because it can give him red eyes. Rey goes on Kylos ship to find her stick, kills a few hundred more people with a gun and finds her dog. Rey notices the stick looks like a death star so they go to the death star and find the dragonball. Vegeta comes and is killed by Rey because his mom calls his name. Rey brings him back to life because she wants to smooch and kills his mother. Kylo finds his sayan spirit and becomes a good guy (he only killed a few million people no big deal). Rey rams her ship into another planet for fun and finds another stick that points to the emperors clown car. The emporer wants to get whipped, by his granddaugther, because he is into that. Rey charges a spirit bomb with the power of her 10 trillion fans, but the emporer snaps his fingers and kills all her fans in 1 hit. Kylo comes to help Rey whip her granddad, but he slips and falls down a staircase. Rey grants her grandad's his dying wish, but because the she used the wrong whip they are both dead now. Kylo revives Rey, they smooch and he turns into a ghost. Also his mom now is a ghost. Rey uses the dragonballs to destroy 10 trillion death stars and become a dirt farmer with a different last name, because some ghosts nod their head. Somehow her 10 trillion fans are back alive, her dog gets a medal and Lanpedo starts an inappropriate relationship.
10/10
I didn't expect it to be this good and fun.
The characters all really unique and create a fun dynamic.
The visuals and music are great, although it could some better CGI and more budget on a few occasions.
Kinda gave me a watchmen vibe.
Really looking forward to a second season.
Really interesting documentary.
Both sides of the conflict are well highlighted and the escalating problems and the size of the cult are almost unbelievable.
I kinda got the feeling if both sides were just better neighbors to each other this whole thing wouldn't have happened though.
Seeing Michael C Hall in a series again made me excited to watch this, but the series is kind of a letdown for me.
The story isn't bad but everything is so rushed and I couldn't relate to any of the characters.
It just seems really unbelievable that all these weird characters exist in the UK. It kind of feels like they took an American Series and just threw in in the UK with only changing the peoples accents.
A nice movie, though not very realistic and contains a lot of clichés. I would give it higher rating, but once a 100 terrorists suddenly appear out of nowhere and get shot by 5 marines you have lost my attention.
The beginning of the movie was very promising. Until the fighting started. The american soldiers can take 10 bullets, a RPG to the face and just scruff it off while the terrorist guys die from a single hit to the toe. This movie is just has Murica written all over it. It's still a good movie though, but just as realistic as star wars.
Great show. Be prepared to lose your appetite though. There is a lot of gruesome murders.
I love how Hannibal is trying to drive everyone insane by using psycho therapy and also lets them enjoy his "special" cooking.
The world in Adventure Time is awesome. Absolutely love everything in it. Adventures are mostly very random and the humor is unpredictable. The show is clearly targeted to children as well as the older audience. Not every episode is quite as entertaining as the other but the show is an absolute gem.
Excellent show. I love the animation and style the show has. The humor in the series is funny even for the older audience. I love it even more then Adventure Time and that's saying something.
Good humor and awesome animation. The whole series is in 16 bit style and the characters are unique and funny. Worth watching if you also like oldschool games.
