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Gohandriel is training in the afterlife with her brother Dimrod. He teaches her that a ship can only look up and a stone can only look down.
Gohandriel's boat is getting hit by ki blasts. The boat can't see the difference between the ki blasts and their reflection in the water so it drowns.
Dimrod gets mordorred by Majin Sauron and Gohandriel needs to find his secret base, before he takes over the world.
Gohandriel has trained for thousands of years to become the worlds strongest Sayan. Though she kind of wants to respec to a wizard.
After getting married and having kids and another few thousand years pas she remembers her quest again and takes the boat to Middle Namek.
Majin Sauron has been leaving hidden notes behind with his location around Middle Namek in case his goons go on vacation.
Gohandriel finds his hidden note behind an ice wall after letting most of her friends die on her little trip.
She gets awarded a medal for her leadership and decides to go back to the afterlife to learn to read maps.
On her way to the afterlife she looks into the water, sees her reflection and drowns.
Mystery man saves her from the sea on his raft after he got lost fishing and drifted a few thousand miles from the shore.
Gohandriel tells Mystery man that the giant M on his forehead probably means that he is the Majestic King Man and he is the ruler of South Namek.
Mystery man decides on a sabitical as a smith instead, because living for thousands of years as a human is perfectly normal and he will just be king again later.
They drift to a Sayan worshipping planet. Where they are welcomed with open arms after not seeing any Sayans for a thousand years.
They get angry because Gohandriel does every job on the planet simultaniously so she TUKURJUBS.
She reads a map and notices the giant M is also on the map and it is the location of the secret base. Also she needs to be there tonight.
The NUMORJOBians decide to go with Gohandriel since they no longer have jobs and Mystery man comes along since he kindof a king of these South Namek M lands and stuff.
After a sunburnt Sayan bangs a chick 1000 years younger then him, he notices their sewer system is filled with Cell clones.
After getting enslaved by Cell, he manages to escape because the Cell clones forgot their sunglasses.
His biggest mission is to prevent Cell from getting a magic sword with which he can cut a rope that releases a spirit bomb that can roll onto a golf course with a whole that leads to the center of the Deathstar.
Sunburn Sayan lures Cell to the spirit bomb and because he cuts the wrong rope a Wile E. Coyote Boulder falls and kills half it's clones.
Cell decides to raid the village, but the village is well prepared because they barricaded themselves and lit themselves on fire.
Some neighbours kill each other, because they are colorblind and they look kind of green.
Gohandriel uses mass teleport and arrives to kill every Cell clone.
Cell tries to flee, but Mystery man teleports and kills him easily.
Gohandriel hands the mystery sword with a giant M on it to Mystery man.
Mystery man throws a blanket over the mystery sword and hands it to the sunburnt elf who passes it on to an emo kid to throw it into the ocean.
The emo kid notices there is actually a giraffe under the blanket instead of the mystery sword.
Mystery man is missing and people notice a giant spirit bomb rolling by which falls into the center of the Deathstar and explodes killing everyone.
After surviving being blown up the people decide Mystery man is the best king since nobody remembers him and he is not suspicious.
Mystery man is bleeding out and Sayans don't have medicine so Gohandriel takes him for a few days ride to the Sayan planet.
Mystery man instantly recovers and tells the worlds best smith that he actually needs fire to smelt things.
Mystery man tells Gohandriel that he is Majin Sauron. Gohandriel decides she kind of wants to bang him instead of kill him, but she remembers she is married and has children.
She notices that she is standing next to a river, sees her own reflection and drowns again.
Majin Sauron helps the best smith to create some rings over a few hundred years and bails.
Melrond is to busy on his phone so he ignores his dwarfen friends wedding and the drowning Gohandriel for a few hundred years.
Melrond goes to some dwarves to lie, steal their mythril and throw a leaf down a hole to awaken a demon that will destroy their civilization to save a tree.
Gohandriel after being saved from drowning gets a cool ring and forgets to tell the other guys about Majin Sauron.
Meanwhile a Freeza falls from the sky on bunch off Satan worshippers who use fruit as hats.
Some nice Majin Sauron worshippers come by to worship him, but they notice he doesn't have a giant M on his head so they turn into ghosts.
On the remote Sayan worshipping planet a King shows a young girl his giant shiny ball, because he mistakes her for his daughter and dies.