SaltyCatFish
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Too Many Cooks

The fact that this came up in my 'Horror' filter made it all the better.

Damn Victoria Sun!

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Satanic

One of the worst movies I've ever sat through.

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The Devil Inside

There is no ending, unless you count "check out this non-existent website for more info".

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V/H/S/99

I tried to find any redeeming qualities in V/H/S 99.

Unfortunately, there are none.

It feels like there was no effort put into this, by anyone.

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

This casting is dead on.

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The Gentlemen

If you like Guy Ritchie films, you'll like this Guy Ritchie film.

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The Cellar

On no basis can I recommend watching "The Cellar".

The story is a mess with cliches and poor dialogue. The characters are vacant and hollow, 1 dimensional, like the way you'd expect NPC's to star in a film.

The acting is transparently poor. Every emotion seems forced, even when it's not necessary. (The conversation with the old woman my best example).

I watched it twice, and I genuinely can't think of a reason anyone would want to watch this once unless you're a glutton for dissappointment.

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The Ninth Gate

Very boring. A struggle to get through with 0 payoff. I don't know why this film fares so well with some audience, I just don't see it.

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Malignant

I gave it a second watch to be sure. It takes itself too seriously to be fun. It's way too off the wall to be serious. I can't say anything without spoilers.

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Ouija: Origin of Evil

Way better than I expected.

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Cell

If it's 3AM and you're still wide awake looking for something to watch, try Cell.

You may have to watch it in sessions.

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The Suicide Squad

The most fun, most 'Rated R' of Super Hero/Villian movies (way more than Brightburn). Cast was great.

First time I've seen John Cena in a movie and he was fantastic.

Can't say much else without spoilers.

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Fear Street: 1994

Meh. Struggled to get through this, 3rd time I barely made it. It's OK. Too much teenage angst for me to get in to it.

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Alita: Battle Angel

Alita: Battle Angel is much better second time around.

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Blood Red Sky

Its "meh". I'm struggling to get through the last 20 minutes; it's just kind of a mess at this point...

Great first act, but then the film goes in all of these different tangents until you're so underwhelmed with the characters you start to wonder if this movie can really have a runtime of nearly 2 hours.

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Eat

I tried... this movie started getting to me about halfway and stopped.

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The Midnight Meat Train

If you read the title then saw the picture of Vinnie Jones with a huge meat tenderizer on the cover and thought, Neat, you won't be disappointed.

It's a Clive Barker story, so that should say something, but more "Hellraiser" than "Nightbreed" as far as violence goes.

It's got a fair amount of gore. There's some human suffering, (but not much).

It's interesting, is paced pretty well, and has a good cast who all play their parts well.

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The Call

Watched this on the advice of @FoundFlix. Interesting and tense, worth the watch (at least once).

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Megan Is Missing

Ugh. I'm worse off mentally for watching this movie. Its disturbing, yeah. But unnecessary.

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