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They Cloned Tyrone

Throw Get Out and Cabin in the Woods into a blender and this is the result. Luckily, both of those movies are fantastic, so this film has a solid foundation to work with. I loved the retro style and the production design. On the performance side, John Boyega continues to impress as he takes meatier roles and puts Star Wars far in the rear view. That said, I have to say that Jamie Foxx steals the show, being equal parts magnetic and hilarious. With respect to the story, I do have some complaints. I feel like the movie fails to fully capitalize on an incredibly strong opening and an intriguing premise. It's never bad by any means, but perhaps undercooked, with some rushed/superficial elements. Kind of felt like a lot of good ideas thrown together a little haphazardly. Even so, an enjoyable film that is well worth a watch.

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Barbie

I feel like The Lego Movie set the bar high for meta, toy-based film properties and while I don't think Barbie clears that bar, it still makes a respectable attempt. Yes, the social commentary is perhaps a bit too on the nose (to put it lightly), but the performances, creative production design, and humor were enough to carry it through. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed some of the music/dance sequences. Ken's big choregraphed number during the beach fight had me thinking it's about time to do a re-watch of La La Land. With respect to pacing, the ending dragged on a bit, and overall I think some time could be trimmed without losing much.

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Asteroid City

On brand for Wes Anderson. Quirky characters delivering clever dialogue in service of an unconventional narrative against a backdrop of striking visuals. I generally enjoyed the meta story-within-a-story structure, but the ending didn't quite work for me. I liked the character payoffs and arcs, but in terms of the actual story payoff, it felt a bit rushed/random. Luckily, the characters are the more critical element here and I enjoyed the entire ensemble.

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Mission: Impossible
Oppenheimer
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Flash
Shrek 2
Extraction 2

I'm a little bit surprised to go back and see that I only gave the first Extraction (2020) a 6/10, as I remember enjoying it as a pure action play. Even three years later I have fond memories of watching Chris Hemsworth beat up a bunch of children in the streets of Mumbai. Maybe I'm just forgetting the less compelling elements or perhaps I was feeling harsh that day, but regardless, I found the sequel to be exactly what I was looking for: action at the expense of all else. The story and characters are nothing but a paper thin excuse to put Mr. Hemsworth in harm's way and have him kill a bunch of folk in creative new ways. The CGI skirts the line in terms of quality, dipping into video game cutscene material in a couple moments, but for the most part the action choreography and special effects did not disappoint. I will say that the final action sequence was a bit of a let down relative to the initial extraction and Vienna sequence, which results in an anticlimactic ending, but given how lengthy and over the top those previous sequences were, I wasn't too disappointed.

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Batman Returns
The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Likely enough to keep the kids entertained, but with zero narrative depth and minimal effective humor, the only thing this film offers to adults is Nintendo fan service. Admittedly, that fan service might be enough for some, but with my own connection to Nintendo being limited to a single Gameboy Advance from 20 years ago, I probably am not the target audience. Luckily, the movie doesn't outstay it's welcome. I suspect the creators were very aware of the film's superficial storytelling, because the aggressive pacing takes us from one colorful set piece to the next giving the audience no time to think about how little there is going on underneath the hood. So, while the movie is never painful, it can't help but feel like a missed opportunity when compared to something like The Lego Movie or, more recently, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, which both managed to entertain the kiddos while also offering stories and characters that older folks could enjoy.

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BlackBerry
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Pleasantville

A fantastic premise that didn't quite stick the landing for me. By the final act, the writing starts to feel less clever and more on the nose, with pacing also becoming an issue as things seem to rush toward a melodramatic conclusion. That said, the performances are all excellent, there are memorable moments throughout, and the central return-to-color conceit offers plenty of unique visuals.

As an aside, the parallels drawn to the civil rights movement definitely raised some eyebrows for me given the film's lack of diversity. Not sure how well that would go over today.

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Signs
Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

The performances are solid and the premise is effective enough, but ultimately I came away feeling lukewarm about the whole thing. It's a bit melodramatic at times. For a movie that seemed to position itself as being inspired by true events (though I learned afterwards that it actually was not based on anything specific), it played pretty fast and loose with realism, shattering suspension of disbelief relatively early. There's also the action, which all feels very same-y and overly reliant on cheap CGI. Over the last decade or so, amateur CGI artists on YouTube felt like they were closing the gap with professional level CGI. But it feels like Hollywood got the wrong idea and decided that it could help close the gap in the other direction by bringing it's quality down to meet in the middle. It's probably a situation where the difference between "good enough" and "great" is a massive increase in budget, so if a large portion of the audience won't notice or care? It's an easy call to make. But even if I understand the decision, it still results in a movie that was just okay.

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Raising Arizona

I often claim to be anti-narration, but when the narrator is Nicolas Cage and it's written by the Coen Brothers? Yeah, of course it's going to be fantastic. The opening 15 minutes is a masterclass in filmmaking. The writing. The pacing. The efficiency of storytelling. The visuals. The performances. The humor. 10/10.

So why did I end up only giving the whole movie a 7? Because throughout the film we get some goofier sequences that are just a bit too much for me. This doesn't seem like the kind of story that needed extended chase sequences or fight scenes, and yet we get them anyway. They're not bad per se, but they don't add anything for me. They also drag on way longer than I think was necessary.

All of that said, the movie is still well worth a watch, with consistently hilarious dialogue throughout and memorable performances from both Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter. Not sure why I neglected a Coen Brothers' film for this long. I should know better.

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The Devil's Double

I was very impressed with Dominic Cooper's performances and the central premise was compelling enough, especially given it's alleged basis in truth. Unfortunately, the movie goes off the rails in the final act, with a ridiculous (and sometimes puzzling) sequence that reeks of Hollywood embellishment. On top of that, the filmmaking suffers from some likely-intentional but still cheap feeling color grading and editing.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3
Sisu
Belfast
Air
Punch-Drunk Love

There's no doubting that Paul Thomas Anderson is an excellent film maker. However, there is definitely doubt as to whether his films are for me. I think I have only two left to watch, but so far, none of the ones I have seen have been favorites, and some of them I'd even say I actively didn't enjoy. There is a very intentional weirdness that just doesn't work for me. The characters. The dialogue. The story. All of it is too far removed from relatable human behavior for me to really connect with. I'd also call out the soundtrack, which was often frantic and anxiety inducing. Of course, that was almost certainly intentional as well, but for me it just added to the discomfort.

All of that said, I can acknowledge the positive elements. The performances are strong and despite the strangeness of the writing, there are definitely unique ideas being explored. And though the humor was often built around the same weirdness that I didn't love, it wasn't entirely unappreciated.

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Ghosted
The Whale
John Wick: Chapter 4
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