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Anyone But You

When the most enjoyable part of a movie is the end credits, you know you've got a problem. Very disappointed with this one and honestly confused how it's getting so much positive attention and doing well at the box office. The writing felt like Hallmark/Lifetime took a stab at R-rated. I know "chemistry" is subjective, but I didn't feel chemistry between any of these characters. And I don't know if the writing is to blame, but Sydney Sweeney wasn't really working for me at all. I've been a fan of Glen Powell since the excellent Everybody Wants Some (an R-Rated rom-com that is actually good, go watch that instead), so I was very much expecting to enjoy this, but even he wasn't able to save it.

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Ted 2

A definite step down from the first, as the novelty has worn off and a lot of the humor falls flat. Specifically, the humor feels more forced and sketch based, often having no intersection with the story (e.g., Liam Neeson cameo, throwing fruit at joggers). On top of that, it seems to lean more on over the top set pieces and slapstick versus clever dialogue. That said, there are still successful bits sprinkled throughout (e.g., Monopoly exchange, improv suggestions). The final act felt rushed and Donny's return as the central villain was superficial and didn't go anywhere interesting. Despite all that, Wahlberg and MacFarlane are still enough to keep it watchable.

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Ted

After hearing good things about the new prequel TV series, I decided to go back and watch the movies in preparation. I saw the original back when it came out and never got around to the sequel (I think because I heard it wasn't that great). The clever premise does most of the heavy lifting, with plenty of humor to be extracted by the reliable work of Wahlberg and MacFarlane. That said, I was surprised at how dated some of the humor feels. Even in 2012 a lot of these jokes probably would have caused discomfort for certain audience members. I suspect the offensive humor was largely intentional, but that's a dangerous game to play and a decade later things that were once riding the line now feel well beyond it. In the end, I definitely don't think the movie lives up to the 8/10 score that I gave it originally. Probably would give it a 6 today, but I'll average the two for a 7.

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Self Reliance

Enjoyable enough with some surprisingly deep messaging for a movie this goofy. Jake Johnson's comedic chops are always dependable and he proves to be capable enough behind the camera too. I'd say my biggest gripe was the balancing act of "is it real or is it in his head". Just feels like the movie plays a bit too fast and loose on that issue. It was certainly intentional, but the ridiculousness of certain elements took me out of it a bit (e.g., production ninjas). Still, with its fun premise, plentiful humor, and admirably brisk 89 minute length, I think this one is worth the watch.

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Saltburn

Fantastic performances, interesting character dynamics, and a technically impressive production are all let down by an unsatisfying ending that felt unearned, infeasible, rushed, and vaguely derivative. It's not enough to sink the experience completely, but I certainly wish they had taken it in a different direction.

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The Bad Guys

It's a little too slapstick-y and kid-leaning in its humor to secure a spot among top-tier animated films, but between the stellar cast (Sam Rockwell in particular), the ever reliable heist genre, and the surprisingly solid animation, this was still a very good time that shouldn't have any problem winning over its target audience.

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Silver Linings Playbook

This was a rewatch after only seeing it once 10+ years ago. Initially I was surprised I only gave it a 7, as I was really enjoying the opening act, but then it started to lose me a bit in the back half, with the final conflict feeling too manufactured and over the top. That said, the performances were still excellent and there was plenty of solid humor, so overall still a good time.

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The Boy and the Heron
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Even though I've only seen two Miyazaki films before this (Nausicaä and The Wind Rises), I still felt like a I had a pretty good idea of what to expect and thought I would enjoy this one. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. Way too abstract for my tastes. Didn't feel like a cohesive story and I didn't connect to any of the characters. You can have the cutest, most impressive animation in the world, but if the story and characters aren't working, it just feels empty. Once we enter the tower, all semblance of relatable story-telling is jettisoned and instead we get a random collection of "wouldn't it be cool if..." visual ideas in service of vague thematic elements. Clearly I'm in the minority here, but this one was just not for me.

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The Holdovers
Waitress: The Musical
Rocky Balboa

Better than most of the sequels, but still not great. It seems like Rocky has been flirting with retirement since 1976, so the overall arc certainly feels familiar, but the time jump gives us a new context that adds emotional weight. Adrian's passing is obviously the biggest change, and the opening act uses this to good effect. The exchange between Rocky and Paulie at the demolished ice skating rink was a highlight. Everything with Rocky's estranged son is less effective and the actual boxing storyline is just more of the same.

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Rocky V

In some ways, it's comforting that nostalgia-bait/excessive fan service isn't a new phenomenon, as the Rocky series is probably a more egregious offender than even the worst modern examples. However, I'm probably not the best judge, because I watched the first five films in the series over the course of a month, whereas they were released over the course of two and half decades. The passage of time is the key ingredient for nostalgia. Without it, it just feels like an unearned rehash of what we've seen before. In any case, this film was definitely my least favorite of the bunch so far, and a lot of that is due to the overall premise/inciting incident (Rocky losing everything and having to move back to where he started), which feels so manufactured/rushed that it really took me out of things. Add on to that a strange arc for Tommy Gunn and an oddly edited street-fight finale and you're left wondering if the Rocky series should have ended at 3, or even 1.

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Rocky IV

The run times of the Rocky films have an interesting trajectory, with the first and second being approximately 2 hours, but the third cutting 20 minutes and the fourth cutting another 10, down to an incredibly lean 90 minutes. What makes that even crazier, is that each Rocky sequel (up to the fourth anyway, haven't watched the rest yet) has opened with 3-5 minutes that is directly lifted from the previous movie. On top of that, this entry has no less than 3 extended montages that amount to entire music videos, eating up another 15 minutes of run time. Moral of the story is, there isn't much meat on these bones. The story is superficial and rushed and, as with Rocky III, what little dialogue there is, is generally melodramatic and on the nose. The US/Soviet angle is the only unique element, but it's as surface level as the rest of the film, though Dolph Lundgren does deserve some props as the suitably intimidating Ivan Drago.

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Rocky III

The cracks in the Rocky formula are starting to show. More and more of the run time is taken up by what amounts to music videos and what little story there is, is underdeveloped and melodramatic (having just finished watching Rocky IV before writing this review, spoiler alert, that problem gets worse). In this case, I actually think the overall premise had potential. Rocky finding out that Mickey was setting him up with lesser contenders is a nice little twist. But the execution is too superficial, with Rocky's arc feeling rushed. Combine that with soapy dialogue (the scene on the beach with Rocky and Adrian in particular), and the movie just doesn't land its punches. On the plus side, Eye of the Tiger is still catchy as hell and Mr. T is pretty fun too.

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
Rise of the Guardians

Not sure how I missed this one back when it came out, as I still had young siblings at the time, but I'm glad I finally got around to it. The story may be well-explored territory, but execution is everything, and the execution here is top notch. An absolutely stacked cast, creative visuals, a nice sprinkling of humor, and a cute emotional core that ties it all together. Watching it for the first time on Thanksgiving felt like a perfect way to bring in the Christmas season and this absolutely deserves a spot in the holiday rotation.

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Gran Turismo

An incredible true story that doesn't lend itself very well to a movie adaptation. Watching someone play a video game is not a cinematic visual, so everything up through the online qualifier didn't do much for me. The creators do their best to mitigate the issue, adding an almost certainly manufactured running-late/ticking-clock component and throwing in some superfluous CGI overlays to the video game sequences, but these aren't enough to save the unavoidably bland/predictable scenes. It doesn't help that the movie really leans on ham-fisted expository dialogue, with characters constantly verbalizing the stakes at every opportunity. Things do improve once our gamers actually get into race cars, but the on-the-nose Hollywood style storytelling persists, to the point that it makes you question how true elements of the story actually are. On the positive side, the central trio of Archie Madekwe, David Harbour, and Orlando Bloom are all solid, doing their best to sell the often cheesy lines.

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Rocky II

A definite step down from the first. The set-up starts strong, feeling a bit more slice of life in terms of exploring Rocky's life and struggles after "retirement". Rocky being terrible at finances, driving, and acting all fit perfectly with the character and add some fantastic humor. But once the movie starts driving toward the rematch things don't work nearly as well. The emotional ups and downs feel rushed and superficial, with the final rematch feeling far more Hollywood than the original film. On top of that, boxing just doesn't offer all that much variety in terms of visuals, so even though this is only the second in a nine-film series, the actual fight sequences are already feeling overly familiar and less-than compelling.

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Rocky
The Killer
Five Nights at Freddy's

Went into this one completely blind. Zero familiarity with the games and lore. Overall, I found it to be a serviceable light-horror, that hangs its hat on strong production design and creepy visuals, while generally missing the mark in terms of dialogue/characters. I've always had a soft spot for Josh Hutcherson (shout out to Future Man), and I think he does an admirable job making the less-than-stellar material work. I even liked some of the ideas being explored (e.g., dream therapy). But the overall story felt pretty undercooked in the end. Things move quick, which helps to mask a narrative that doesn't always hold up to scrutiny. All that said, making a video game movie that the fans love is a rare accomplishment, so props to the creators for that. Unfortunately, I don't expect the film to win many new fans.

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Dark Harvest

Strong production design, solid acting, and some gruesome kills aren't enough to save the predictable story. This is a twist that most audiences will see coming a mile away. The overall premise was also too inexplicable/supernatural for my tastes, with a lot of logistical details being swept under the rug (e.g., how does this small town survive if kids are getting picked off by the dozens every year?).

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

As someone who didn't grow up as a horror fan, my gateway into the genre was horror-comedy, and this film shines in that role. It succeeds for two reasons: (1) the clever cliché-reversing premise; and (2) the performances of Tyler Labine and Alan Tudyk. There's a lot of humor in the set-up and these two have the comedy chops to make it work, both in terms of physical gags (use of beer as cure-all was a highlight) and hilarious dialogue ("we've had a doozy of a day, officer"). Now, I will say, the film does lose a lot of momentum in the back half, with the comedy getting more sparse as the plot runs its course. The production also felt a bit cheaper than I remember. Not sure if it's the color grading or what, but it looks a little TV-movie at times. Luckily, its lean 90 minute run time saves the day and the positives easily outweigh the negatives.

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Megamind

It's an oft-used, often mis-used, phrase in cinema discourse, but I'm just gonna come out and say it: I think Megamind is underrated. I will never understand how Despicable Me launched a billion dollar tentpole franchise with spin-offs and merch galore, whereas Megamind seems to have been largely forgotten. Actually, I kind of do understand. Despicable Me was much more targeted toward younger kids (i.e., kid protagonists, fluffy unicorns, Minions, etc.). But still, Megamind deserved better. An absolutely stacked cast, clever premise, and hilarious writing. I've never been a huge Will Farrell fan, with his comedy often being too over-the-top for me, but he was the perfect choice for this role.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Watched this with my niece and nephew after not having seen it in at least a decade. While it may warrant an anti-bullying discussion for modern kiddos (which probably applies to all Charlie Brown specials), it still holds up as a Halloween classic with a cute story, consistent humor, and timeless animation.

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Killers of the Flower Moon
The Burial

Jamie Foxx sells the movie, with his opening scene (which happens to be delivering an opening argument) being my favorite of the film. Unfortunately, that means that the film peaked early. The true story lawsuit that forms the backbone of the film didn't really work for me as a story engine. It just felt like we were getting a superficial telling of what I'm sure was a much more complicated/legally technical case. Luckily, the performances were strong enough to keep me watching and I would still recommend the film to anyone looking for a solid courtroom drama.

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