I can't believe that I really thought for 90 minutes that this :poop: would develop in any direction that makes sense.
This is by far the worst movie EVER made, a total waste of time and resources.
I will now have to go over all my one star rating over the past 30 years and upgrade them to 5 stars!!!!
I have no words for how bad this is and can't believe that Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke said yes to this...
OH boy... Don't get me started...
I'm about to sue Netflix for stealing my precious time.
When my wife (who usually sticks to horrible shows till the end) says to me half way through the first episode „Do you think something still will happen in this show?“ and I answer by switching the TV off and look for my Nokia 3110 to play Snake…this says everything you need to know about this exciting masterpiece of pure boredom and sadness…
We have a saying here "Is this art or can I throw it to the trash?"
It's BW, slow af, no emotions and boring - it has to be art!
I get it... Art is always in the eye of the beholder though. For me it's trash.
Ok, it's actually a 6 but I rated it a 10 because it's 10000 times better than Batman. Yes, it has a thin story and sometimes bad writing, but overall it's not worse than Spiderman or other Marvel movies. I have become a die hard Leto fan after his extraordinary performance in "WeCrashed" and unfortunately he couldn't show off his skills as Morbius. I don't think that it's his fault though. Maybe they should have taken the team from Moon Knight, that made another average Origin-story a great (short) series. Maybe a series would have been the better idea too. Nevertheless, I enjoyed it and didn't have to leave the cinema, like with the recent Batman movie that was unbearable.
So here’s what happened: Some guy played GTA V and his stoned friend, who happened to be a producer, said: Come on, let’s make a movie out of it! I dare you! They laughed, called Michael Bay and the rest is history.
Seriously, the movie makes no sense, is absurd and absolutely senseless. Most of the scenes are just a usual day in GTA. I couldn’t stop laughing at the bs story and absurd „story“. Crank was better because it was funny with a purpose. This is just embarrassing and at the same time it’s not even the worst movie I’ve watched this year.
This was by far the worst movie in years. I had to laugh hysterically at the end because it had reached a Road Runner level absurdity. What a shame...
One of the best thrillers I've seen in years. The suspense was nearly unbearable. Everything is possible till the last minute. I read some of the "professional" reviews and they are so terribly wrong, that I doubt they even watched the same movie. In fact this movie is so unique, that I never watched something nearly similar. Only one thing is more like horror: reviews by media sites
interesting and unusual story - sometimes a bit confusing, but overall a very good movie with great actors and characters - entertaining!
What a surprise! You get many movies in one here. I loved every minute of it. Also: amazing actors!
Horrible teen trash. Will be cancelled after S1 and picked up by Netflix for their teen audience. Anyway... Sorry for Buffy that she didn't get a real show for her comeback. What a mess.
I’m speechless… somehow it’s like I’m missing an hour or so… make I got abducted by aliens or it’s literally that nothing happens and suddenly it’s over? Never been so confused… he just talked to his boss and suddenly there is a Happy End? This makes no sense… did they just cut 30 minutes out and called it a day? WTF is happening here??
What an utter waste of time. I love Benedict and Kirsten, but it’s better to stare 2 hours at a wall than bearing this.
Great acting and potential, but why didn't they even try to tell a story? I mean, nothing but one battle? There is more content in 5 minutes of an average Vikings episode than in this whole movie.
Here is what happened: the writers got so confused by their own story, that they left and got replaced by an apprentice (who actually was just the pizza guy), and he finished the script, leaving everyone so clueless that they called it a day and Netflix released the movie accidentally, because they forgot to delete the file in their trash bin. I'm pretty sure this explains everything!
This is a documentary about the current US society - full of superficial, ignorant narcissists. Luckily there is intelligent life outside of this country. Unfortunately the movie didn’t show this and that’s why it’s utterly depressing. Best documentary in years though!
80% was decent but they Netflixed it for their Millenial audience and the ending was so aweful that it ruined the whole movie for me. That's why I prefer HBO shows - they are for adults and don't need ridiculous, unrealistic over-acting or over-writing to keep their audience edutained till the end.
One of the best movies I have seen in the past years and for sure the best Marvel movie there is! Awesome!!
Coen movies either are totally awesome or they suck. There is no in between. This belongs into the suck category. I had to stop this torture after an hour...
I'm looking forward to the spin-off "Blacklist: Convoy". Each episode will feature another failed prisoner transport. Oh. we got that already... They think it will never get old, but it does. Actually it's annoying AF!!
The first 2 movies were better, simply because this one lacked any reasonable story. Sure, you don't watch John Wick for the great story, but I expected at least a little. In other words there was no development at all - everybody is at the exact same spot at the end.
There was one scene that was really ugly though and I had to look away because it was too brutal: when his dog licked his face - so disgusting!
It would have been a solid 6 in the first hour, but then the writers quit and the shit hit the fan. It started by him being shot through the back of the car and then the utterly irrational storyline with the bakery. I mean, the bakery he burnt down 50 years ago is just around the corner and he is hiding there? What are the chances? LOL Poor Liam, your choice of C-movies and apprentice writers is only topped by Bruce Willis - and sadly he really got Alzheimer's. Oh boy... This is so bad.
Horribly annoying AF. Pure manic over-„acting“ of the worst kind. I liked S1 but this is just pure :poop: Don’t waste your time watching this continuous nervous breakdown that’s the worst „acting“ in TV history! :nauseated_face::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
Horrible! I lost my interest after 30 minutes. Since 30 years it's always the same story, over and over again. His parents died and he wants revenge. Yes, I can't stand DC but I'm still trying to find something to like, but there is nothing. Maybe one of the worst movies ever made. What an utter waste of time. Oh, and why are they whispering the whole time and turn the techno music up? Maybe to distract from the fact that there is no story? Seriously, to make a movie with no story, you have to be John Wick, then you're at least cool. Oh boy... Sooooooo bad!
I really thought till the end that it’s all staged and he is payed to act as a robber to make the millionaire’s life more interesting and to save his marriage. In hindsight this would have been the better story though….
This is the most disturbing and depressing movie ever made. Besides that it's also horrible. There are thousands of ways you could make this story into something meaningful. They managed to find the only way that's not.
I'm so happy that I didn't watch this at the cinema. This movie sets a new definition for boredom. 2h pure pain - absolutely no story. I agree thought Jackie Brown was his worst movie but this beats it easily.
"Let's do an action show with a ridiculous story that makes no sense and is full of strange contractions"
"You mean like John Wick, but without John Wick???"
"Yes"
"That's impossible!"
"I know, but Netflix will buy it anyway and we need no writers!"
"Let's do it!"
During 80% of the movie I thought that I didn’t like it. It’s basically about the perverted relationship of a nymphomaniac woman with her cuck husband. It’s disturbing, sado-masochistic and sick.
Most of the movie I was in disgust, because I do believe that these kind of people really exist. At least, whoever wrote the story, is a genius and a very sick person for sure.
Yes, I was disgusted and annoyed by nearly every character, but yes, in the end I like it because very few movie characters do that emotionally to me. I will never watch it again of course…
Hands down the best (horror/thriller) movie I've watched this year. I love Kevin Bacon and I'm into everything he does, but this was a great story and exceptional acting (also by the kid).
