Wesley

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South Africa, Johannesburg
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Probably the best and funniest "bio pic" Ive ever seen!!! Still cant believe he died the way he did... RIP man., RIP... Sarcasm aside... This movie sure went off the rails AND I LOVED IT!!!

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X

Should've called this "horny grandma"

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

YES YES YES!!!! THIS IS NIC CAGE AT HIS FINEST!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!

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V/H/S/94

OMG what a piece of shit. This movie is such a lazy cashgrab. I cant believe they released it... EVERY short story was crap except the one of the Frankenstein's army inspired short. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

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Bill & Ted Face the Music

Was meh to me... I understand the budget is like 1/4 to other movies.. but this isnt what I wanted, the daughters (who happened to be baby boys in bogus journey) subplot was totally shoe horned in and felt unnecessary. What a waste....

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Avengers: Age of Ultron

This movie is why Ciri is bounded

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Movie logic: A volcano erupted!! that means the Island is going to explode!!!

In reality the island just expands. Totally stupid.

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Avengers: Infinity War

Waited 10 years for this movie. Didn't disappoint.

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The Shape of Water

I kept on thinking this is a prequel to Hellboy's Abe. But I was wrong, rewatched Hellboy again after this to see Abe was discovered sometime after 1851... A distant relative maybe?

One this for sure, Michael Shannon stole the show.

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The Vault

I really wanted to hate this movie.. But it's just so goddamn awesome! I loved every moment of it. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride!

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It

Seriously the best reboot I've ever seen. I couldn't find anything wrong with this movie. Plus Bill Skarsgard murdered the roll of Pennywise. BRAVO MAN, BRAVO!!!!

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Arrival

Boring, confusing, incoherent and wants to be one of those "what if?" movies. Skip

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Into the Forest

Ever seen a movie with no pay off? Thats this movie. Ever seen a movie that doesnt have a point? Thats this movie.

Its boring, super slow paced and left me wondering.... What the fudge was the point of this film? Certain events happen in the movie that never gets resolved. Its just like left there... I wont spoil anything, but Id rather watch paint dry then watch this movie again.

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Howard the Duck

I liked it. Sure some parts are cheesy as fudge. But with that being said I really enjoyed it.

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June

Was a bit hit and miss... Plus the ending is a bit too blunt for my liking.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Lots of stuff got scraped from the book... Plus the acting didnt improve much either...

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Ghostbusters

Omg... Im going to be "that guy"... THIS MOVIE RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!!!

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The Butterfly Effect 2

This sequel sucks so bad. Erica Durance is the only reason I watched this. It doesnt follow any of the rules the original setup. What a hunk of junk.

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The Longest Yard

Cliche'd to no end... But still watchable, one of Sandler's last good movies IMO.

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Captain America: Civil War

Totally lost my mind when I saw Spider-Man. I was like geeking out, my wife sat there face palming in the cinema through out the entire experience. Totally worth price of admission. sure it had its faults, but awesome non the less!

I give it a 9/10

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Dirty Grandpa

I don't know what I expected....

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Sucker Punch

I like the imagination and creativity that went into this movie. Top notch, almost thought Scott Glenn was Leonard Nimoy at first too. LOL

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

This movie was so dreadfull. It was more about arranged marriages than chicks killing zombies like the trailer suggested... WTF?!

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Darkness

I couldnt follow what this movie was trying to do... A confusing mess...

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The Canyons

The movie had such promise then it just ends... WTF?!?!?!

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

This movie rocks, sure it had its odd plotholes here and there and tried to cram too many things into one movie, but I enjoyed it! I'm starting to think this is a fanboy thing.

Ben rocked as Batman
Henry nailed Superman once again, no surprise there
Jessie had a weird Lex approach but I think that was done purposely for future films to define the character more to how Lex become who he is today.

Cinematography was def eye candy, acting top notch, directing first class and the score really complemented every scene!

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D3: The Mighty Ducks

Emilio's on the cover but he's barely in the movie. What a copout.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Good, but not brilliant. It has too many similarities of the first trilogy so far. Its as if Disney was scared people would crucify them and label it worse then the prequels. Then decided to remake "A new hope" instead, with a few new pointless plot points added here and there...

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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

A typical zombie movie where every teenager wants to get laid and exploiting big breasted women where they can. With that being said the production value is darn good!!

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Bad Johnson

I hate movies that always make us men look like sexual beasts. As if we can't go one day without sex, and all we do each second of each day is thinking about ways on how to get laid. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw this movie and who ever greenlit it for production. WE MEN AREN'T LIKE HOW THIS MOVIE IS SPOTLIGHTING US TO BE!

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