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Last Action Hero

This movie is so underrated

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Total Recall

Good movie (7/10), plus an extra point for the prostitute with three breasts.

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The Outfit

Well tailored performance from Mark Rylance, but I got tired pretty quickly from all those twists and turns

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Tetris

"True" story that looks fake as shit

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The Father

I want to die young

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I watched #dungeonanddragons honor among thieves and it was only okay. Some parts were fun, some parts were boring. The cast did their best, but the script was weak. The movie felt like a generic fantasy heist with some #dnd references thrown in. Not worth the hype. #dndmovie

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Don't waste your time, just the equivalent of a big pile of dinosaur dung.

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Fire of Love

Well-crafted documentary from gorgeous footage, beautiful love story and THE MOST BADASS COUPLE EVER ! ! !

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Idiocracy

Each passing year, this dystopian comedy gets closer to becoming a documentary.

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Song of the Sea

Sinceramente não percebo como é que um filme de animação fantástico como é o de Song of the Sea (2014) consegue perder o Oscar para um banal blockbuster como o Big Hero 6 (2014)

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Shaun of the Dead

Best zombie movie ever .

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Gran Turismo

Gran Turismo it's an offence against the victims of the Nürburgring crash, racing drivers and motorsport fans in general.

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Hypnotic

I cannot believe this is a Robert Rodriguez movie

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BlackBerry

A lame attempt at comedy and drama that fails on both fronts. The worst part is the fake bald head of Glenn Howerton, it looks like a cheap wig.

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John Wick: Chapter 4

I was unimpressed by John Wick: Chapter 4. The film was lengthy, with excessive and unrealistic action scenes, losing the simplicity and elegance of the first installment. It became a confusing spectacle, lacking coherence. The only enjoyable aspect was the score, featuring cool songs and a pulsating soundtrack. The inclusion of an invincible blind assassin was absurd, given the presence of numerous professional assassins. Overall, the film proved tedious and frustrating, failing to deliver an enjoyable experience.

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What We Do in the Shadows

Watching What We Do in the Shadows (2014) makes me want to become a vampire just so I can have friends that won't judge me for staying up all night and sleeping all day #VampiresNeedLoveToo

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Avatar: The Way of Water

I want these three hours of my life back.

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Bullet Train

Sandra Bullock's face looks like a train wreck

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Autumn Sonata

There's no better sleeping pill than a Ingmar Bergman film

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Norwegian Wood

I liked it, but the book is much better

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C'mon C'mon

Me thinking to myself:
"so much Radiolab vibes..."
Later on:
"OMG, is that Molly Webster?!?!" (from Radiolab)

I hope that my sister never has kids!

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The Lost Daughter

Note to self: Always use condoms.

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Eddie the Eagle

Cool Runnings: Ski Jumping
(Jamaica Abaixo de Zero: Saltos de Esqui)

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10,000 BC

O Roland Emmerich quis realizar um épico pré-histórico, mas falhou epicamente

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Still Alice

Just another Apple commercial disguised as a (touching) film.

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On Golden Pond

Henry Fonda, the original grumpy old man

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Superman III

Stay away!!!
This movie is terrible.

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Frankenweenie

Que desilusão

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Triangle

♾:poop:

no more words, period.

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Karl Meltzer: Made to Be Broken

Karl's incredible story and record-breaking achievement in ultra-running are awe-inspiring. However, the direction of the documentary falls short. Despite that, it's worth a watch to witness Meltzer's determination and resilience

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