Greetings, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News. Vladimir Putin is a name newswatchers are very familiar with, and thanks to Russia's recent election, that won't be changing any time soon. Here with the story is Laura Desiree! It turns out Vladimir Putin can also get HIMSELF elected President! In this weekend's election, Putin received over 76 PERCENT of the vote, earning another six-year term. Of course, it probably helped that the leader of the opposition was banned from the race! Likewise, the over 56 MILLION ballots cast for Putin was a Russian record, though independent election monitors found MANY irregularities. The whole thing is pretty unnerving overall, but at least Putin and I see eye-to-eye on topless horseback riding!
