Medieval peasants had it pretty good. Bold trends in seneschal headwear. Exciting new plagues. Early retirement (due to death, caused by aforementioned plagues.) Plus, you were never more likely to encounter magic beans or wee little imps who would grant you wishes!
Of course, if you’re granted three wishes, you’ve got to use them carefully. Don’t be like the couple in The Three Wishes who eschew the traditional “lots of money” or “infinity wishes” wishes and instead opt for a series of wishes involving cased meat products. Honestly, it’s a better lesson than you learn from most Coronet shorts. Pile some green fabric on your head and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Three Wishes.
