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Anthony Cumia debuts his first HD webcast of The Anthony Cumia Show! Anthony gives a recap of the Time Square incident that led to his "separation" from SiriusXM, discusses what has transpired since his firing, and talks about what listeners can expect from him moving forward. There is also a surprise call from Chipper!
Anthony's first guest to the compound is Andrew Dice Clay. He joins Ant poolside (along with his sons) for an intimate two hour conversation (mixed with a bit of ranting) that leads to after show high jinx and shenanigans.
Sean Bergin (formally of News 12) discusses his firing for providing honest commentary regarding the killing of a rookie police officer in the community in which he served.
This episode starts off with a special guest call-in from Jay Mohr and later, Gavin McInnes (co-founder of Vice) joins Anthony at the bar to discuss numerous topics over a few pints.
Anthony starts off with "Race Wars" discussing national news stories. He then talks about the word "retard" and highlights actors playing "Retards in Cinema". Later, special guest comedian Big Jay Oakerson joins him at the bar which does have a camera issue but after they move back into the studio, all is well.
Today's show is 100% Anthony! He talks about the state of affairs regarding the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson Missouri, brings his Twitter to life by reading some replies he received the night before, and takes calls regarding this whole situation. Ant then discusses the death of Robin Williams and the demons that a lot of comedians suffer with. Bringing the show to a close, he talks about a new app called "Sketch Factor" and finishes up with more listener calls.
Sean Bergin kills it once again as he joins Anthony at the bar to revisit the situation in Ferguson Missouri and the death of Robin Williams. They then discuss Dominic Barbara, how the media handles apologies, and wax a bit on strip clubs. Porn star Mary Jean joins the conversation to explain how she got into the industry, goes topless to give the boys lap dances, talks about her love for "cock in her mouth" and demonstrates her skills on a banana, and then, she hits the stage for topless karaoke.
Today kicks off with Anthony recapping Wednesday's wild show with Mary Jean and then gets into conversation and video regarding the overnight rallies in Ferguson, a "peace concert shooting" in Philadelphia, sports stars rapping, and he ends the hour dissecting the types of gals that Charles Manson prefers. Hour two begins with some hit and miss phone calls, examines the diversity in law enforcement, and taps into his love of drones. Ant ends the show with an old home movie showcasing his "pissy eyes", brother Joe calls in, and we view the newest cringe worthy Prancercise video.
Anthony opens the show chatting about his new life (or lack thereof) working from home, an error over the weekend that led into a "radio war" with Ron and Fez, and introduces the newest member of TACS team named "Rat". After a "special" call from Bobo, Ant brings up the chaos in Ferguson, we watch a video of the overnight mayhem as well as one of Michael Brown before the shooting, he goes into Dr. Michael Baden's autopsy report, and then discusses how news reporters are handling this story in general. Lady Di gets through the phone lines for another "special" call to talk about her roommate Bill?s death, Ant examines the ?the fire challenge? and the "ice bucket challenge", and he ends the show with a few more calls.
Colin Quinn joins Anthony in the bar to reminisce about his bartending and drinking days. We learn about the ethnicity book and show Col's working on, they discuss people who seek out things to be "offended" by, the public's inability to have open and honest dialogue, they touch on the conflicts going on overseas, diversity in police forces, and the power of social media and of the "69". In the second hour, they take a few listener calls, somehow get into a convo about deli sandwiches, chat it up about Andrew Dice Clay, the MTV days, Off-Track Betting, and of course, there were plenty of Long Island references.
East Side Dave joins Anthony poolside to talk about the ongoing "radio war" with Ron Bennington and end up talking about what movies truly gross in theaters. Speaking of gross (kidding), they also talk about Keith the Cop's ass, the stunts that Dave is willing to do "for the show", Alex Jones, and a few different podcasts that are actually worth listening to these days. We learn about a chance meeting Dave and Ant had in the past, their thoughts on how "accountability" changes due to your profession, how satire is missed by many, and then hilariously discuss how red-headed people are treated. They wrap up with a conversation about Seinfeld, Mike Francesa, the TV series Fargo and True Detective, and end the show with a listener call that leads to more reminiscing about the SiriusXM days and a "PSA" on where you can (and should) listen to Dave more.
Anthony kicks off the show recapping the visit with East Side Dave yesterday and with Colin Quinn the day before, revisits the news regarding Ferguson, answers some phone calls, and shows us a video of an Indian kid with freakishly giant hands. Ant updates us on a Gavin McInnes article and the repercussions he caught from it, he take a few agreeing and opposing calls on the topic, plays some viral "ice bucket" challenge videos and then, ogles a new Jess Greenberg song. He wraps up the show talking about Belle Knox, a new video game you'll want to get in on, and takes a few more listener calls.
Today's show was free for everyone! Comedian Bobby Kelly sits poolside with Anthony to go over the now infamous "Time Square incident" which leads into convos about past fights, prison verses juvenile hall, and Bobby's theory that most rock stars speak "half-queer." Bobby fill us in on his upcoming FX show, they debate who gets the most pussy in a rock band, talk about hecklers and bullies, and Bobby admits that parenthood has made him "cheesy." No, that's not a fat joke. They finish up the show talking about porn, silent fucking and jerking off, and the evolution of O&A and the comics that have been on the show. Side Note: Be on the lookout for Bobby's one-hour special, "Live at the Village Underground."
Nick DiPaolo joins Anthony by the pool for beers and to talk about Ant's firing and how people's words have become more important than their actions. They engage in Sharpton and Obama talk, reminisce about "Tough Crowd," discuss how salaries have changed over the years, we find out where to get Nick's podcast (RiotCast, iTunes, Stitcher), and they bond over their shared love of The Sopranos. Ant and Nick swap Louis C.K. and Patrice O'Neal stories, talk about comics and their demons, and Ant rants about his merchandise company and the frustration of not being able to talk about race without backlash. Ant tells Nick the story of his breakup with Jill Nicolini, they go over the MTV's Video Music Awards and Miley Cyrus's "movie version of a homeless guy," and then end with a chat about old-timey masturbation.
Ant starts the show revisiting Miley Cyrus at the VMA's and her "homeless movie star," we see a few clips of real homeless guys, watch two horrendous "ice bucket challenge" videos, and listen in on a couple of calls. We learn about a new apology given by ESPN, talk Uzi's, Chelsea Handler leaving late night TV, and we catch a glimpse of Chip Chipperson. Chip then calls into the hotline, Ant takes a few more calls, and we end the show with a video that Nick DiPaolo suggested.
Anthony kicks off today's show updating us on Joan Rivers, talks about Ukraine, he remembers Martin Luther King Jr., and takes some calls that lead to goofing on them. He then goes through some fantastic photoshopped pics of Colin Quinn, talks about kids cursing, a suspension over at BET, and Jim Norton's new article for Time magazine. Ant tells a few marijuana stories, we watch country hip-hop dancing videos, talk about invasion of privacy, people's obsession with camera phones, and he ends the show talking about the Life Alert commercial. Oh yeah. And he also breaks Obama.
Anthony sits poolside and tells us that Jim Norton will be late due to traffic and while we wait for him, he reads Chip's show demands. Jimmy arrives and takes a seat with Ant to talk about Andrew Dice Clay's appearance, an audition he had, and about how it's going over at SiriusXM these days and the internet's "support" regarding it. They discuss the latest beheading, Jimmy's personal life, the way the press sensationalizes everything, and the iCloud's most recent hacking. They chat a bit about the photoshop pics of Colin Quinn, conspiracy theorists, Jimmy's latest fanboy photos, his dinner with Ozzy and Sharon, and women in comedy. They wrap up by talking about Keith the cop's "plump toes," the situation in Ferguson, and Jimmy's Vice show. And not to worry folks, Edgar, Uncle Paul, and Chip chime in throughout the show. (As do a few bees.)
Anthony starts Wednesday's show by recapping Jim Norton's visit and with Ray Liotta calling in to discuss how he's managed to stay out of tabloids and his new film, "The Identical." He then takes a few listener calls, talks about the difference between men and women when it comes to nude leaks, and about how unsafe the iCloud is. He shows us a "fuck her right in the pussy" shout out video, a video of possibly the worst comic ever, one of a "know it all" in a courthouse, and Keith tells us about the first time he used a Taser. Ant gets into Rat's lack of a past, tells us how the conversation really goes down in the gaming community, and he examines using your real name versus being anonymous online. Ant introduces us to a TV show called "Girlfriend Intervention" as well as a new Snoop Dogg video and the double standards surrounding them, and then FINALLY, Beavis makes an appearance. He ends today by talking about a "freak show" on TLC and by braving a few more calls.
Ant kicks off today's show with a call from that needy twat (kidding, sort of) Jenny Hutt to discuss Joan Rivers death and of course, Jenny's fiery bush. He reads some of the "RIP Joan" tweets, moves into a news story about Casey Anthony, discusses sexy murderers, and takes listener calls. We go through a few "sexual freaks" courtesy of HuffPo, Ant talks about who he'd fuck simply for the story, why he hasn't been to a casino lately, and delves into threesomes. We watch a video of Ant playing Call of Duty, a caller chats about the language used during PC gaming, and Ant gets us amped up about Bailey Jay coming to the compound on September 11th. He wraps up the show by watching a video of kids that seem more like adults and one of a man standing his ground against the cops. **For sticker requests, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: PO Box 179 Albertson, NY 11507
Monday begins with Ant filling us in on his slow weekend, he tells us about some insane ISIS videos he watched, and takes a few calls about the ISIS situation. He gets into a "racially charged incident" with Bruce Levinson, announces that Jon Stewart will be getting his ass waxed by Bailey Jay on Thursday's show, and then addresses some "white crimes" in the news. We do some reminiscing about Ant's old broadcasting days, discuss the Ray Rice elevator video, and look at a bunch of the gadgets people use to smoke pot with these days. He ends today with an obvious hate crime caught on video and the lack of outrage surrounding it, talks to a few more yammering callers, and treats us to an incredible concert of sorts thanks to a video. Priceless.
Little Jimmy Norton joins Ant in studio to talk about a smorgasbord of topics like The Sopranos, the new Anthony Cumia Show stickers, and Ozzy. They then get into the Ray Rice video, hear Bernard McGuirk's take on the situation, discuss violence in relationships, and chat with some callers. Jim talks about his Time.com article and how the media uses people to keep stories going, the guys have a discussion about ISIS and their propaganda, camel toes, and we endure a few more listener calls. They then get into "oldie time movies," talk Hitler, the new iPhone 6 Plus, Bailey Jay, and Craig's conundrums. They wrap up talking about "Classic Moments in Cinema with Colin Quinn," Boardwalk Empire, and Joan Rivers. And yes, the show is also riddled with plenty of Chip and Edgar bombs.
A pajama clad Anthony starts the show talking about Jim Norton's appearance yesterday and the feedback that he has received from it. We hear that the President will be addressing ISIS tonight, talk about the skills that ISIS has on social media, and hear from a few callers. Ant tells us about a statement that Joe Rogan made on Jon Jones, we talk "click baiting," and watch and discuss a video from the kids of Ferguson. We then get into a video of Mike Tyson on Canadian TV, Keith tells us a sweet little cop story, and we tolerate additional listener calls. Ant wraps up with some entertainment news by updating us on Joan Rivers death and with a Justin Bieber news story.
Ant kicks off today discussing a "situation" that happened yesterday with Joe DeRosa on Joe Rogan's podcast. DeRosa then calls into the hotline to hash it out. After that chat is over, Bailey Jay joins Ant in the bar to discuss the waxing that Jon Stewart will be getting and when the waxing begins it is... well, hilarious. After Jon Stewart is cue balled by Bailey, Ant sits and talks with them about relationships, Jon's life in Ireland, and they talk about Bailey's marriage and sex life. They also debate the word "tranny," talk about Jimmy's Vice show, and recollect on past pool parties.
Anthony starts Monday's show by letting us know that Georges St-Pierre has been rescheduled but fan favorite Gavin McInnes will still in fact be on the show. He jumps right into the Adrian Peterson story that has taken over the news, talks about the way punishment has changed over the years, and we see a clip of Charles Barkley and one of Cris Carter discussing this very topic. We learn about a new Urban Outfitters sweatshirt that is less than thoughtful and the ever helpful Mr. Cumia suggests a few more items that they may want to sell. Gavin joins Ant in studio to talk about his latest "troubles" and shares his views regarding them. They debate the word "tranny," talk about the good ol' first amendment, the double standard when it comes to race rules, and Gavin tells us a story about looking into a "cock mirror." They take a few phone calls, talk about Scotland wanting to be independent from England, then about a lovely gal who was forced to change her t-shirt in school, and end the show talking about past sexual conquests and how they feel about love.
Today's show kicks off by recapping Monday's guest Gavin McInnes and the after show hijinks that went down. Ant tells us that he will be appearing on Red Eye 9/26, we hear about the launch of a TV channel called "W.E.T.," talk about a new beheading done by ISIS, Obama's plan for handling ISIS, and get Ant's thoughts on his plan. He then gets into another (alleged) Adrian Peterson child beating, discusses what the fuck Barbie is saying, and goes through a few more dubious toys. Ant reminisces about his own childhood toys, we hear about a new promotion called "Anthony Cumia Unblocks Someone Who Pissed Him Off On Twitter Because Someone Is Paying Him To Do It," Keith updates us on Paltalk, and we go around the world in the news by seeing the Columbian cycling team's pussy suits, people in Ukraine handling a parliament member, and checking in with Australian identical twins. Ant wraps up the show by reading some entertaining viewer mail and shows us a video of a man with a ginormous ball bag. **To get a fucking sticker, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: The Anthony Cumia Show PO Box 179 Albertson, NY 11507
A drowsy Ant begins by talking about the iOS 8, John Kerry getting heckled, a case of unsolicited sex, and then admits that in his dreams he is the "rapiest." A caller triggers Anthony to rant about moles and Dr. Steve calls to explain why one region can be "molier" than the other. Max Koch also calls in to talk Sopranos, oral sex, kleptomania, movies, and keeping your sack fresh. Ant reads a few submissions from people who would like to take part in the new "unblock promotion," addresses the myth that he wakes up late, we watch the music video "Call the Cops," check out an unreal video from a school, and then we are treated to a few more gems from the callers.
Sporting quite a lovely hairdo, Ant shows us a clip from Days of Our Lives, talks about how the public handles sexual content, we're "treated" to a few calls, and Ant tells us a new tale about his ex Lisa. We watch a throwback To Catch a Predator video, review a couple of new submissions for the "unblock promotion," see a clip regarding "The Un-Civil War: BLACKS vs NIGGERS" and then, the author of the book Taleeb Starkes joins Ant in studio. They discuss subcultures and conditions in the black community, how victims are treated differently because of agendas, black leaders, entitlement and opportunity, and how research was done for the book. They watch a video of a shooting in the Bronx, talk about statistics and solutions, and then the ever wonderful callers chime in once again.
Monday's show kicks off with Anthony telling us about his trip to Brooklyn for The Corrigan Show and the good and bad that came along with his appearance. Ant reads a story about a penis transplant, shows us a variety of animal cocks, talks vaginal meshes, and we hear from the (exhausting) callers. We watch a news clip from Alaska, see a video from a triple breasted woman, and learn that later in the show a lucky winner will get unblocked by Ant on Twitter. Ant then reads a few more submissions for this very promotion, gets into race due to a Colin Kaepernick news item, and Dr. Steve calls in to help explain the tri-tit gal we heard about earlier. India introduces their first transgender news reader, we discuss hate crimes, and Ant recaps the show he went to at Governor's Comedy Club on Friday. After a few more callers chime in, the show ends by reading more sticker request letters and with @RaisingLight being unblocked by Anthony thanks to Ticket University.
We start the show talking about the US airstrikes in Syria, see an amateur video of the "new war," Ant talks about how war used to go down in the "old days," and we see some war related clips. The one and only Ozzy Osbourne calls in and they chat about the things they have in common, his friendship with Jim Norton, and what he's working on now and upcoming. Ant tells us a Tim Sabean story, engages in some "stock talk," and we see a video of people waiting on line for a new iPhone and the cops that ruin it all. (Kidding KtC.) We watch an INCREDIBLE video of "Maude," one on instant justice, a video showing how police are treated with people toting cell phones, and one starring Wendell Pierce from Bill Maher's show. We then view a clip of Obama showing a blatant lack of respect and find out who the newest lucky bastard is to get unblocked by Ant thanks once again to Ticket University. Ant wraps up the show talking about a guy from New Delhi and showing us a video about a man who suffers from P.S.A.S.
Rich Vos sits in studio with Anthony to talk about road life and the reinventing that happens after doing reality TV. Rich absolutely rips Ant's "live audience" apart, Vos defends his right to own German cars, Ant defends his multi-cultural friends, and Vos destroys the "live audience" once again. Unfortunately the feed goes down (get your shit together Rat!!) but when it's back up, the boys examine the social commentary that led to Ant's firing and we learn how contract negotiations really go down at SiriusXM. They discuss what the aftermath could have been if Ant apologized, watch a few "Classic Moments in Cinema with Colin Quinn," Colin calls to chime in, and they chat about Rich and Bonnie's movie "Women Aren't Funny." They debate men versus women in comedy, Joe DeRosa, we learn that Anthony will be on Joe Rogan's podcast October 10th, the brave boys take a few listener calls, and Ticket University helps @SteveBawbee to be unblocked.
Ant recaps Vos's appearance on yesterday's show and the poker party shenanigans that went down afterwards, picks apart Al Sharpton's take on Attorney General Eric Holder's resignation, discusses how Sharpton has changed over the years, plays a song he wrote about Rev Al back in "the day," and we hear from a couple of the lovely callers. We watch part of Obama's speech regarding this resignation, are treated to a video of a whale of a woman, and hear about a kid named Tyler who started a petition after being called a "Gaytard." We see a video that Ant stumbled upon when looking up religion, talk about the types of religions he's fucked, and god dammit, the callers get their say again. We see a promotional photo from VietJet Air, reminisce about how stewardesses used to look, Ticket University helps @KyleTims get unblocked, Ant reads a few more sticker requests, and he ends the show by going through a few old-timey "Pathé" videos.
With his “Monday beer” in tow, Ant tells us all about his weekend, we look at a couple of shitty tattoos, and watch a TV clip starring East Side Dave. Ant then gets into the news story of a beheading in Oklahoma, shows us a clip from Bill Maher, one from The View, and also discusses Muslims and their laws. He shows us full bush from American Apparel, tells a few pube stories, and takes some calls. Ant goes through some new “fan mail,” updates us on Belle Knox, tells us a story about a woman/pig, and waxes on the new iPhone.
Ant kicks off the show by discussing Opie and Jimmy resigning their contracts with SiriusXM, tells us about the plans he had with the station had he not been fired, and takes calls from the fans on this topic. We watch an explanation video from a “cum eater,” talk about men versus women in the workplace, and see a clip from C-SPAN trying to rationalize a fence jumper at the White House. Ant chats about the way the media sensationalizes news to trigger public panic, we learn about the first Ebola diagnosis in the US, and hear a few “teasers” of what events will be coming up on TACS. Ant goes over a story about another good looking teacher going to prison for fucking a student and then a one regarding young kids learning about sex in school. We wrap up the show by looking at a god damn adorable picture of Anthony from kindergarten, musing over some childhood naughtiness, wishing shitty Al Sharpton a happy 60th birthday, and hearing about Michael Phelps and Amanda Bynes getting DUI’s.
A scratchy voiced Ant starts the show talking about Ebola coming over from Liberia, the effect it has on people, and how it can be spread. We also hear what Jesse Ventura has to say about Ebola, learn about a Brooklyn teacher facing 36 counts of kidnapping and criminal sex against minors, a teacher from Louisiana arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a student, and then the glorious callers chime in. Ant tells us about a woman suing a sperm bank for being inseminated by a black donor, he pitches us a charitable idea called “Feels For Meals,” we are introduced to “Japanese Bobo,” watch a Japanese game show, and we see “tough girl” and never want to see it again. The show ends with us enduring a call from Lady Trucker and Lady Di, talking about rapey porn, and chatting about message boards.
Ant starts with a bit of bragging about his new iPhone Plus, we get breaking news from California, talk a little smack on the Jitterbug phone and the HurryCane, and go over common sense when it comes to spreading Ebola. Ant then gets into past girlfriends and what future ones can expect, going through people’s phones, and engages in some caller Russian roulette. We get a recap of Al Sharpton’s 60th birthday bash, talk about Montel Williams, and are treated to “Throwback Thursday.” He goes through un-PC commercials from the past, we watch a PSA from Canada, and Ticket University helps another lucky soul to be unblocked. We see a terrible viral video, learn about Oculus Rift, get an update on the “sperm woman,” watch some roller coaster videos, and yay, we hear from more callers.
We start Monday’s show with a recap of Ant’s weekend, get an update on the upcoming Halloween party at the compound, and talk about a Daily News article with Opie and Jimmy. There is also an update about the Ebola patient in the US, he goes through Twitter hashtags, ISIS and/or ISIL, and we watch a clip of Bill Maher and Ben Affleck debating Muslims. Michael Skolnik then joins the show via phone for an intense debate about race, equality, and the culture of our nation. Ant takes some glorious calls, shows us a video of a menacing man trying to cheat the system, and goes through Monday’s mail. After a few more callers, we see how advertisements have changed over the years and end the show viewing a few clips from a straight up crazy bitch.
Ant explains that Stoya won’t be in studio because of a snafu KtC made but luckily for everyone, Bobo will in fact be making an appearance. He then talks about Jennifer Lawrence speaking out on her nudes being leaked, privacy being violated thanks to the cloud, and we learn that Jill Nicolini is preggers…maybe. Ant shows us a new clip of a sleepy Mike Francesa, a video of a window smash and tasering, and one of a celebrating flasher. We listen to a TMZ tape of Stephen Collins admitting to kid touching, Ant tells us a story about calling into the Howard Stern show, and takes some fantastic (not) phone calls. We watch Jerry Seinfeld’s Clio Award speech, see how crystal meth makes certain people act, and hear about a shocking past sexcapade from KtC. Bobo then joins Ant briefly to hear he’ll be rebooked and the show comes to a close hearing about an “Ebola zombie” and Rock the Vote.
Colin Quinn joins Ant in studio for some razzing about the now infamous “spill,” CQ tells us about a chance meeting with Dennis Falcone, and they talk about Bonnie and Vos’s movie “Women Aren’t Funny” and how they feel about female comics. They chat about a smorgasbord of topics like the way the media is currently handling Ebola, America’s fascination with disasters, rats in New York, bear killers, and serial killers. The boys also discuss Quinn’s SNL days, assassinations, drug smugglers, and low and behold, they actually get a half decent phone call that comes along with a crazy story. Dani Golightly sits in to yap about her phone being stolen, we watch a Phil Robertson sermon on gay marriage, Colin gets a new drink (as we all wait with baited breath) and then god only know why but, they take some more phone calls. Ant brings up a news story about Apple pulling a sex app, one about Al Sharpton’s lawyer, and one on Jimmy Carter. They end the show talking about the “no vag orgasm,” Cary Grant receiving LSD therapy, and we’re treated to a special phone call from Chipper and Uncle Paul.
Ant starts the show with the pros/cons regarding his new iPhone and recaps Colin Quinn’s appearance as well as his show at Governor's. Unfortunately, there’s a blackout at the house so he joins us via Rat’s phone from his dining room in the dark. Keith gives us an update on Ant’s upcoming trip to L.A., we hear about a new Ebola scare, see little Beavis, and since there is no way to take phone calls (thank god), Ant reads Twitter feedback. We hear about yet another apology in the news, a teen that killed his mom, cops gone wild, and discuss race relations between cops and civilians. Ticket University helps @HummerJon get unblocked and while the power returns, the show continues outside of the studio. Ant reads a list a Nebraska school put out on how to be “gender neutral,” shows us a Russian “Live Leak” video, tells us how Russians feel about gays, Keith chimes in to tell us a “sucking and fucking” cop story, and the show wraps up for the week with a little “throwback Thursday” action via an old commercial.
We start Monday with a recap of Ant’s L.A. trip that includes his appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast, bar hopping, and a lovely video KtC shot while there. Doug Stanhope calls in from the Midwest to talk about what a shithole his hotel was, road life, drinking life, being drunk on stage, and he also teaches us (most of us) about “sploshing videos.” They then discuss their “type of gal,” hand jobs, Doug’s outstanding performance on Louie, and his “Celebrity Death Pool.” We hear about a douchebag bitching about the reposting of his videos, watch a Louis CK interview, and get an Ebola update. After some Monday mail, Ant announces that their poker tournament will be Dec 5th at Mohegan Sun and KtC fills us in on the details. We see a promo for the “Australian Bee Gees Show,” endure a “tribute band” clip, one from Noah Ross, one from Jan Terri, and end the show talking about “18 Again” vaginal shrink cream.
Sporting his gun in holster, Ant talks about a tiff between Brad Pitt and Piers Morgan, celebrities who like guns, and an individual’s right to bear arms. He tells us about his Monday night and the beverages he consumed (and didn’t), takes a call which leads to sharing stories pertaining to his relationship with Opie as well as his views on ISIS, and then shows us a personal photo from the 80’s with Bob Hope. Ant revisits “sploshing videos” and “young Nucky Thompson” from yesterday’s show, gives us a new gem from Rev. Al, shows us a Shop at Home “Beanie Baby” clip, a tazing video, and an absent KtC calls in to give his take on the video. We hear a bullying story out of Italy, read some tweets from a possibly drunk Louis CK, and he ends the show with a few videos involving unnecessary violence.
Dan Soder joins Ant in studio this episode to talk about Twitter trolls, the Ebola panic, Ebola jokes, corporate racism, and club DJ’s. KtC lets everyone know that Paltalk is being tested which leads to a touch of “gay talk” from the guys and obvious red flags in chatrooms and strip clubs. Ant shows Dan a video of a woman “salsa chipping” herself on a train, discuss Asian chicks and fetishes, and the countless things that Hitler ruined. After a few lost feeds (bear with us folks!), they talk about their “future selves,” slow-motion iPhone videos, and Sandy Kane in Cosmo magazine. Thanks to the good for nothing TriCaster, the boys are forced to do the show via iPhone and talk about Dan being on the O&J show minus Ant, they swap family divorce stories, get into the difference between lust and love, and possible ideas for keeping kink in a marriage. They wrap up by chatting about ISIS, working from home, video games, and mortality.
Ant recaps yesterday’s show with Dan Soder and addresses the technical issues that occurred, gets into Ebola chat, and dazzles us with a “Throwback Thursday” video. We see a clip of Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly discussing “white privilege,” Ant talks about judging on individuality, takes some calls on the topic, we learn that KtC’s uncle is Roy DeMeo, and watch a bit of Brother Joe’s show. The breaking news of the day is that Louis CK now follows @TheCumiaShow on Twitter, TriCaster woes strike again, and we hear what the fuck is going on with the iPad. Ant shows us a Japanese tittie dispenser, tells us about a Walmart jerker, and Ebola suicide bombers. After the god damn TriCaster again shits the bed, Ant gives us some bonus time by ending the show with a gorgeous guitar playing gal.
We start Monday by learning about the technical changes that happened over the weekend, go through an article from The Blaze that involves Opie and Anthony, and hear the latest on Ebola. Ant talks about racism on MSN, shows us a rebuttal video, learn “10 ways white people can fight everyday racism,” and we see the classic “Nigga Vs Nazi Challenge.” We watch a video of pregnant bitches fighting, a car fight clip Ant calls shenanigans on, and get into a discussion thanks to a video regarding “culture” from Ferguson. After Ant goes through some Monday mail goodies, we see a video of a man questioning a police officer, witness how bringing up the word “Paltalk” causes internet issues, and watch part of a dumb old Dean Cain flick. Ant talks about a news story involving an insane woman and a chimney, hot murderers, parents and kids, and he ends the show going through a list of odd things you can rent and with some sweet outro music by Brother Joe.
Jim Florentine sits in studio with Ant to talk about old school strip clubs, the “Portly Pepperpot” Monica Lewinsky, Ant being shunned from the SiriusXM building, and the way people tweet because of the snowball effect it can have. They discuss people’s reaction to racial humor, comic’s lives and dying too young, we see an old clip of a Bill Burr “interview,” and hear from new sponsor ADailyMinute.com. Ant talks about drinking on-air back in the day, Jim talks about his recent appearances on O&J and his Ozzy’s Boneyard show, and they muse over new music and dating younger girls. After a few calls, Ant explains his theory on relationships, they go through a “red flag” list when it comes to crazy girls, Florentine tells us some stories about when he was roommates with Jim Norton, they swap stories about bed hopping chicks, and a “bonus time” phone call is made to Bobo’s mom regarding his booking on the show tomorrow.
Wednesday kicks off with Ant talking about Jim Florentine’s awesome appearance on the show yesterday, we get an update on Bobo, and also learn that Bobo is now blocked from TACS. Ant talks about a shooting in Canada, people lacking a sense of humor on Twitter, the official autopsy report for Michael Brown, and a three-on-one attack video that oddly has no outrage. We watch a convenience store robbery video, KtC shows Ant “Boy Pussy,” the callers then join in with Ant to ridicule KtC for showing everyone a “heaping helping of gay,” we then see a “fucking” pro-feminism video, and hear from new sponsor, ADailyMinute.com. Anthony moves to the couch to talk with Jade Vixen about latex, vacuum beds, dressing up for sex, and how Bobo stood Jade up. Big A joins the couch to get a lap dance from Jade, we learn about the zombie fleshlight, and Big A gets some alone time with Jade while attempting to try out this new product.2
Ant gives everyone a pool update as well as one on how Big A is feeling after yesterday's show with Jade, we hear about sexting, and Ant schools Rat on sex now versus then. Ant waxes about his old CB radio, goes through a few Tinder pics, talks about hookers, we see a note from Bobo’s doctor, and Ant lifts the show ban on Bobo even though KtC doesn’t agree. We then go through a list of teachers who’ve had sex with students, Ant takes a couple of calls, and we hear police audio from Bristol Palin. Against his better judgment, @BrokenCurse gets unblocked by Anthony thanks to Ticket University, we watch a video of a tittie twerker, one from religious extremists, and find out that the official TACS Paltalk chatroom is up. Ant shows us a video from drunken prankster Australians, tells us about some pranks they used to play on Joe Currie, we watch a clip of a crying criminal, wish Keith Robinson a happy birthday, see some foreign chicks dancing, and he finishes up with an “educational” YouTube video.
Ant joins the viewers to chat about his feelings on last night’s finale of Boardwalk Empire, he brings up the “wiki leak” on Michael Brown, gives us an update about Paltalk, and we hear from former intern “Love Buzz.” Ant calls TJ Sotomayor to talk about social media stalkers, YouTube censorship, how being labeled can discredit your opinion, and the truth behind ethnic stereotypes. They also talk about racial commercials, boarder issues, rights versus opportunity, and saving people in the community. Ant takes some calls (WHYYYY????) which leads him into conversations about fake laughs/real laughs, Boardwalk Empire, Jason Ellis, and “open season on white guys.” We see a video of a roast beef twat, go through Monday’s mail, and he wraps up today’s show talking about erection cream and by showing us a video of a de Blasio translator.
Ant fills us in on a movie he watched last night, reminisces about field trips as a kid, and we hear from Howard who used to intern at Ron and Fez. Bob Saget calls in to discuss diarrhea, talk about his appearance on O&J, his book “Dirty Daddy,” and the possibility of a Full House reunion. Ant goes through a list of people who got fired for tweets, Ebola jokes, drunk tweeting, and looks at the Paltalk cameras. We watch an ass clapping video, hear a song about “family values,” see a clip of an altercation at the Dallas airport, and we learn how rednecks have fun with Tannerite. We see a pisser of a gal on the subway, an ass blowing video, one of a drunk chick, and then get into the selection of costumes that Walmart is selling. Ant ends the show talking about Rev Al’s creepy weight loss and by showing us a video of this incredible shrinking douchebag.
Ant starts the show talking about his home life, the upcoming Halloween party, and he tells us a story regarding SiriusXM. He shows us video of the NASA rocket that exploded, introduces us to “Smuggs,” we go through a list of the most photographed places in the world, and then he takes a few calls. We hear about some ridiculous internet scam stories, one about a dirty janitor, and discuss drone use and see a video of a few in action. Ant talks about Jose Conseco’s gun mishap, Charles Barkley, Pope Francis’s Big Bang theory, Keith Olbermann, and the website Gawker. Before the show ends, we see part of a Sarah Palin interview and look at vintage advertisements.
We start by hearing that Mayor Menino has died for real this time, Ant waxes about the prank they pulled at WAAF, and we see clips of Mushmouth Menino at his finest. Ant then jumps right into an oral sex story, we hear about the upcoming poker tournament, see a video of how Governor Christie handles a heckler, learn that Tim Cook is gay, and we watch a Dennis Miller/Norm MacDonald clip. Ant conveys his excitement for his “Jaws themed” Halloween party, goes through a list of “distasteful” Halloween costumes, and the lovely callers chime in. The one and only Iron Sheik calls to discuss the roast he’s hosting at Carolines on Broadway and to talk about all of the jabroni’s that will be in the house, and then for the love of god (WHYYY?), Ant takes some more calls. We get a little “#TBT” action, see a throwback clip, and the show ends by talking about an article of a woman being “cat called.”
Ant recaps the Jaws Halloween shindig, we see some party pics, and hear that “Paltalk Jess” may or may not have drank too much and that Rat’s costume was shitty. We go through Smuggs rebuttal video, talk about how being on-line invites bashing, and how technology causes an invasion of privacy. Lady Di attempts to call in, we hear about a Venezuelan teacher sexcapade, and Ant goes through Monday’s mail. Lahna Turner joins Ant in studio to talk about what people find inappropriate these days, her husband Ralphie May, we see their “sex tape,” and learn about kids being cock blocks. They get into a little relationship talk, chat about addictions, we hear about Lahna’s new special “So I Wrote a Song About It” as well as the TV show she's on called “How to be a Grown Up,” and Lahna sings a few songs for the viewers.
Tuesday kicks off with Ant waxing on the fun he had while on Bobby Kelly’s podcast the night before, the comics he hung with afterwards at the Comedy Cellar, and he talks about the two types of gals there are in Tokyo. He covers the elections, goes through a list of reasons why it’s illegal to take pics of your voting ballot, and we look at some new and old timey campaign ads. We hear a story about Michelle Obama and fried chicken, he discusses scare and racial tactics when pushing an election agenda, and we watch a Bill Maher clip as well as one from Ben Stein. We see a compilation of “fuck her in the pussy” videos, read some internet feedback on Brittany Maynard taking her own life, learn about a new texting while driving law in New York, Ant invites Amanda Bynes crazy ass to come live at his house, and the show ends with us learning just how much Anthony hates Stephen King.
Ant talks about the comedy he watched last night at the Village Underground for the NY Comedy Festival, he reveals that TACS has hired Garrett (aka Stinky), he goes through some chatter about the elections, and we learn about another state that has legalized marijuana. We go through some of the ways people smoke their pot, talk about Amanda Bynes briefly, and hear about the utter bullshit that going on with Artie Lange. Ant reminisces about his Uncle Joe, talks about the upcoming poker tournament at Mohegan Sun, and Mike Bocchetti joins Anthony in studio. Mike and Ant talk about his training and weight loss, his dream of building a castle in France (WTF?), and they share stories about young family life and how things have changed. They also talk about famous encounters that they’ve had, how knowing a little about a lot of things is important, we find out why camera crews are currently following Mike around, they take a few calls, and end the show with a Happy Days clip.
The show kicks off by breaking down “trolling,” getting an update on Artie Lange, talking about people being offended on Twitter, the authenticity of apologies, and we watch a little “drone sex.” Jo Koy calls in to discuss old jobs, the road life of a comic, the importance of self-promotion, and his upcoming shows at Gotham. Ant takes some calls, brings up the poker tourney that’ll be at Mohegan Sun, we hear about a guy who murdered someone and posted the pics online, and go through a list of ass sex positions. Amanda Bynes is in the news once again, we watch a brawl at McDonalds, a carjacking in Australia, and end with a clip of a high speed chase.
Comedian Mike Brown joins Ant in studio to chat about Ant’s appearance on the YKWD podcast, how Mike got his start in comedy, “Black Twitter,” and how not everyone is held to the same standards when it comes to joking. Ant talks about doing the Race Wars podcast, they watch a video and read an article about a “subway slap,” and discuss when it’s OK to smack a bitch. Ant takes a call from Lady Di, goes through Monday’s mail, KtC introduces Mike to “Boy Pussy,” and we see a cop slap video. Gia Nova joins the boys at the bar to talk about her career, fetishes, old school eroticism, and relationships. Big A then takes a seat on the couch and Gia gives him a lap dance that causes sparks to fly. Mike and Ant go back in the studio to wrap up by chatting about Twitter and Mike’s use of emoji’s.
Ant wishes everyone a Happy Veteran’s Day, recaps yesterday’s guests Mike Brown and Gia Nova, and sees who is in the Paltalk chatroom. Frank Caliendo calls in to talk about his upcoming shows, they wax about the old days with AOL, “George Bush” talks about his paintings and the new president, they chat about football and the characters Frank does for ESPN, and bring up acceptable pop-in guests for late night talk shows. Ant then talks about mosquito eaters in Africa, Fez’s article on the NY Comedy Festival, we see a booze smuggling mama, hear about “requests” Ferguson protesters want, and he discusses a clip from Michael Brown’s parents. We hear about a man being beaten in Ferguson who now wants hospital bill donations, Ant takes a few calls, and covers the upcoming poker tournament at Mohegan Sun. We go through the Robin Williams will, Jesus curing “the gay” and a video that goes along with it, and he ends the show with a Domino’s pizza “Live Leak” clip.
Anthony (aka John-Boy Walton) chats it up about a heist in the Diamond District, the lifestyle of comics, we watch a public transit transgender clip, one from the women’s X Games, and see a “controversial” Nicki Minaj video and hear what “The View” had to say about it. Ant goes into the bar to meet up with Kevin Corrigan and they talk about his band, the change in live music venues in NYC, and their preferred music choices these days. Kevin talks about some of his movie roles, how he got his start in acting, the roles he has yet to play, and the guys go through some of their favorite scenes in movies. Kevin tells us what he’s working on now, Ant dispels rumors that his house is like the Playboy mansion, and they discuss acting in real life. They also talk about Ant’s appearance on Kevin’s show, how social media has changed the relationship game, and Kevin tells us where you can see him next. Ant goes back into the studio and ends the show with a shitty “real or fake” video.
Today we find out that Ant likes Taylor Swift, watch a “mom parody” of Taylor’s new song “Shake it Off,” Ant then brings up Artie Lange’s appearance on O&J this morning, we hear about Obama’s executive order on illegal immigrants, and see a clip from Nancy Pelosi. Anthony talks about his new Oculus Rift, Cake Boss’s DUI, and tells us a few cop stories of his own. KtC explains why he is out of the studio today, we watch some drunken “compound karaoke,” and hear about a space probe landing on a comet. Ant reads us a news alert for the residents of Berkeley, we see a clip from a shooting in Milwaukee, view some kiddie coffins (almost wish we were joking about this), get an update on “8 ball jacket guy,” and hear about a flight Bono was on. We get into some drone chat, check in with Scorch, and finish up with a story about a man possibly more despicable than Ant.
Ant tells us about how social he was over the weekend, discusses the probe that landed on a comet and the crying rocket scientist, and he gives you a chance to win tickets into the poker tournament and comedy show at Mohegan Sun via a Photoshop contest. He then talks about the Bill Cosby rape allegations and the meme’s that have popped up because of it, takes a few calls, and goes through Monday’s mail. Ant talks about Jose Canseco being an idiot, the newest ISIS beheading, we hear an Ebola song, and watch a classic OA video. The show ends with a list of mysterious photos that cannot be explained, witnessing a sexy strip tease from Jesse Ventura, and by hearing a news story on “vacation breasts.”
Ant welcomes the “snow day” people tuning in from Buffalo, discusses the shitty weather, drunk drivers, and brace yourselves, how he will he leaving the house once again today. Anthony shows off his new GTA 5 game and we watch a clip of it, we are introduced to the “Autoblow 2,” porn with Oculus, and he goes over the current Photoshop contest and some of the submissions. We cover the lack of support that Bill Cosby is getting these days, see a ridiculous cell phone video from outside of Walmart, hear from a shoplifting expert, and learn about a “prank” involving body parts being mailed. We also hear about a crazy bitch in Florida and the 911 call that came along with it, endure a few of the lovely callers, and Ant rounds out the day with an ironic story out of Ferguson.
We hear about the snow issues in Buffalo, cover the latest on Bill Cosby, and watch a clip from The View as well as one from Don Lemon regarding the Cosby rape allegations. We find out that Janice Dickinson is jumping into the rape ring, go through some “would ya?” midget gals, and learn about a GTA 5 on-line sales mishap. Ant takes some calls, we watch a clip from Jesse Ventura’s “Off The Grid,” hear about a 5th grader who was suspended for using his finger pistol, and look at some oldie time toy guns. Ant hypes the upcoming poker tournament at Mohegan Sun, we see some more submissions from the Photoshop contest, watch a video we now can’t un-see (thanks Stinky) with dog urine, a syringe, and ummm…tits, Dr. Steve calls in, and we find out what Guy Fieri would look like with “normal” hair.
Comedians Mike Brown and Brandon Collins are in the house as well as The Starr Sisters.
The free week kicks off with Ant and Ari Shaffir at the poker table talking about beer, their younger partying days, the impending Ferguson verdict, and the facts surrounding the case. Samantha from Super Action Fight joins the guys to chat about how she got into the industry and “mystery wrestler” E-Bobo sits to talk some shit about what’s going to go down. Samantha and E-Bobo take their places on the wrestling mat, the battle begins and as expected, Samantha wins five out of five matches. E-Bobo’s mask is removed to reveal it is in fact Bobo (Shocker!) and he and Samantha sit down with Ant and Ari to discuss the match, Bobo’s new job, and Ant’s firing. The guys chat with Sam about her love life, find out when she lost her virginity, get into both Sam and Bobo’s school days, and Bobo reminisces about his friend with MS. Ari and Ant then talk about the types of gals they like, their thoughts on people with kids, Bill Cosby, generalizing when it comes to crimes, racism, the police, and haters on-line. The show ends with a bit more about the upcoming poker tournament at Mohegan Sun and with a few more Photoshop entries.
Bonus Show - Anthony covering the announcement of no indictment for Officer Wilson regarding the Michael Brown Case
Free day number two starts by going through the misconceptions surrounding the grand jury decision of Officer Wilson, Wilson’s testimony, what was proven in Michael Brown’s death, and people’s blind support of the case. Ant also talks about the “protests” and looting that the idiots in Ferguson are doing, the media’s part in all of this, and we watch videos of Brown’s family after the verdict. We find out who the lucky Photoshop contest winner is that gets into the poker tournament at Mohegan Sun and then, Anthony moves to the bar to talk with Jenny Hutt and Dr. Steve. Steve talks about his appearance on the OnJ show earlier, they discuss Bill Cosby, we learn Jenny Hutt can’t process alcohol, they chat about past drinking experiences, and Steve and Ant reminisce on their divorces. Dr. Steve brings out his baby circumcision simulator and proceeds to clip cock and then, he breaks out his prostate examination dummy to show Ant and Jenny how to check for issues. They end the show by chatting about breast checks, magicians, texting while driving, and reckless driving.
The free week wraps up with Jim Norton and Anthony in studio discussing yesterday’s show with Jenny Hutt and Dr. Steve, Jimmy’s Vice show, his upcoming comedy special, and the goings-on in Ferguson. Lady Di calls in (and gets hung up on), they hear from a few other callers, talk about the Cosby situation, and how dirty they personally like women to be. We see an old school video of an airport shooting, go through the mail, Chip tells us about his new movie, the boys talk about sexting, having girlfriends (or lack thereof), and we listen to Pat O'Brien’s “sexy” voicemails. They then go through some more mail, debate hairy box, and give the ladies a PSA on toilet paper. The guys then cover how social media and texting has changed relationships, anonymous postings on-line, people taking things out of context, the ability to ruin a live via social media, and they end with a couple more calls.
Sporting a “Wrath of Khan” hairdo, Ant chats about Star Wars as we watch the new trailer, he tells us about his Thanksgiving, and sums up what the “Anthony Cumia compound” really is. He then talks about sexting, tonguing asses, the stupidity of people on the internet, and we hear about Rams players putting their “hands up.” We go through some “Black Friday” footage, Ant takes a couple of calls, and we learn what Lady Di is doing with Bill’s ashes. Matt Iseman joins Ant in studio to talk about American Ninja Warrior, we find out he went from being a doctor to being a stand-up comic, and he tells us about his show on the Hallmark Channel called “Home & Family.” The guys then discuss drunken karaoke, guns, relationships, Susan Boyle’s new boyfriend, and Bobo. They end the show talking about Oculus Rift, how video gaming has changed over the years, and by watching a video of a man getting chased by a bear (Hey KtC, this is totally fake.), and one of cop/magic that Matt made. (Also a fake.)
Ant lets us know he’s put out an invite for Ron and Fez to come on TACS, we hear a lovely story about KtC’s “death shit,” and watch a video of yesterday’s guest Matt Iseman trying out the Oculus Rift. We listen to a clip of Charles Barkley expressing his views on Ferguson, chat about how social media sways opinions on news stories, find out Garth Brooks is now on Facebook, and for the love of all fuck, we hear from Lady Di again. Alia Janine joins Ant to talk about her time in the porn industry, sexual experiences, and how she made the transition into stand-up comedy. Alia then discusses cock size, we hear about her show December 3rd at The Cutting Room, and Ant goes through a few movie titles that Alia has been in. We learn what fake cum is made of, talk about stereotyping in the porn industry, abandonment issues, and family reactions to being in porn as well as family reactions when dating Anthony Cumia. Alia tells us about her meeting with Jeffrey Dahmer, they discuss the odd things guys used to masturbate to, Burt Reynolds going broke (maybe), the list of Burt’s auction items, and they wrap up talking about Obama’s daughters and James Watson’s decision to auction off his Nobel Peace Prize because of “racist remarks.”
Wednesday’s show starts with an adorable disagreement between Ant and KtC and with Ant expressing his thoughts on missing out on a picture with Foo Fighters at SiriusXM today. He discusses the grand jury’s decision to not indict Daniel Pantaleo, breaks down the Eric Garner video, takes some calls to hear what the listeners think about the case, and talks about how effective protests are. We watch a “non-comply” police video, hear a story about a twelve-year-old getting shot that is oddly getting zero attention, debate people dismissing the day-to-day happenings before events, and the callers chime in once again. Ant ends the show by playing us a video from a fat pig who is ironically offended by a children’s weight loss sign, one from Korea teaching people English, one from Japan talking about who the fuck knows what, and another one from Japan that helps give gals insta-cleavage.
Today’s show begins with a little venting session about not getting an invite to Chris Rock’s new movie premiere (which Ant has a part in), talking about some of the “Eric Garner protests” that took place last night, and going through facts surrounding the case and how people are ignoring them. Comedian Dave Russo calls in to tell us he’ll be at the comedy show at Mohegan Sun this weekend, the guys talk about playing poker, other poker players, and the use of the word “cunt.” A listener calls in with an opposing view on the Eric Garner situation, we see a news video highlighting how misinformed people are, talk about what a piece of shit Reverend Al is, and discuss when the right and wrong time to apologize is. We “move on to hotness” with a twerk video, old school Showtime Aerobicise clips, and with a Japanese jerk off egg. Ant then get into the tree lighting in NYC, tells us he’s now following MC Hammer and Yakov Smirnoff on Twitter, and we see a video of a pregnant (dead) shark. We’re treated to a horrendous song about Hillary Clinton, see a “meat beat” video, watch a clip of Jon Stewart ranting about the Eric Garner case, and talk about consequences that should effect all bad people regardless of race.
Live from the Mohegan Sun Casino, Friday’s bonus episode starts with a little crowd work and Anthony hyping up the poker tournament as well as the big comedy show. Boxing legend Larry Holmes joins Ant to chat about gambling, his boxing career, his toughest competitors, and his thoughts on UFC. Larry waxes on his relationship with Don King, what he thinks of the millions George Foreman is making off of his silly grill, tells us about his show “What the Heck Were They Thinking?,” and touches a bit on race relations. Larry then discusses the love he has for his fans, the money sports stars are making these days, and injuries boxers get and how it affects them. Larry shares a throwback story about Mike Tyson, talks about his relationship with Tyson now, tells us about his son Larry Jr., his bond with Gerry Cooney, the example that sports figures can and do set for kids, and talks a little shit about his poker playing skills before he leaves. We end the broadcast with Ant receiving a few gifts from a fan and hearing about the bounties on TACS crew as well as Larry Holmes for the poker tournament tonight.
The new week kicks off with a recap of hanging with Larry Holmes and of the shenanigans that went down with the poker tourney and comedy show at Mohegan Sun. Ant discusses weaseling his way back on SiriusXM, Bill Burr’s new special on Netflix, and a new news story about Casey Anthony. Ant tells us a story that happened over the weekend regarding an ex, what he really wants out of a relationship (listen up bitches), Rat talks about hooking up with Jews, and the callers chime in to give some relationship advice and to share their woes. We then hear a story about a step-daughter shooting, one about furries, and then go through Monday’s mail. We watch a new holiday video from Sara with the dancing titties, hear about a “cutting” magic wand, swastika wrapping paper, see a hacky car contest from Russia that gets a touch violent, and the show ends with Ant talking about how the media censors horrific pictures based on location.
Tuesday begins with Ant telling us about the podcast he (sort of) did last night at Comedy Cellar, he talks about the traffic mayhem because of Eric Garner protests, and goes through a few other cities that are holding protests as well. He then discusses the #ICantBreathe hashtag, the C.I.A Torture Report, online dating, some lovely callers voice their opinions, and we watch batshit crazy Janice Dickinson talk about Cosby on Nancy Grace. We see an old school Stern clip of Anthony doing a Jackie Martling impersonation and then the man himself joins Ant at the poker table to talk about “hands up don’t shoot,” Jackie’s previous drinking habits, how friendships changed after leaving Howard Stern’s show, and Ant shares memories of listening to the show back in the day. They chat about resentment, misconceptions of former partnerships, how social media changed radio, and the way support has changed over the years. The guys also talk about the days before syndication, how they broke into radio, share Dominic Barbara stories, and end the show by waxing about old timey TV, music events, and comedy shows.
Joe Perry from Aerosmith phones in.
Ant updates us on the saga with his ex, talks about the Twitter backlash he got because of giving his opinion on the C.I.A Torture Report, and discusses the way military has handled conflicts over the years. We hear Shepard Smith’s views on torture and then, Ant “lightens the mood” with a fire juggling video from Brazil and by showing us the new Mad Max trailer. We go through this year’s Golden Globe nominees, learn that Anthony constantly mixes up March and May, see a clip of Olivia Munn on Letterman, and hear about a “Sweet Home Alabama” cop story out of Chicago. Gavin McInnes joins the show to discuss where he gets his news, race wars, the Eric Garner case, how protesters have changed, and the truth about profiling. The guys talk about a news story with a “child” who brought a gun to school, chat about people’s fears in voicing their opinions, go through some old timey (non-PC) ads, and then Gavin railroads the show with a rant about, wait, what the fuck is he talking about? The boys get back on track by talking about diversity in the work place, segregationist viewpoints, Sony’s public apology, and people’s sensitivity levels.
Monday starts with “aussie” Anthony filling us in on “Sydney Siege,” showing us a Hanukkah video featuring the Ratner family, and with a childhood Christmas video of his own. We hear about a sorority birthday bash, find out that Samuel L. Jackson threw out a challenge, we see some videos of people who took the “Samuel L. Jackson challenge,” and Jenny Hutt calls in to defend herself. Ant discusses people taking responsibility for their own actions instead of crying racism, Mayor Bill de Blasio, KtC talks about changes in the police force since his retirement, and we find out that Ant was called out in the “Samuel L. Jackson challenge.” We go through Monday's mail, talk about Scott Stapp, hear about a possible Mama June sex tape (barf), and watch some “Century Sex” (double barf). Ant talks about the Sony leaks, goes through celeb lookalike pics, and brings up the people in London protesting porn laws. We then learn that Ant doesn’t believe in “squirting,” Dr. Steve calls in to explain squirting, and he ends the show talking about ass eating, how looking at porn has changed over the years, and by hearing about Rat’s slumber party.
Ant talks about a show meeting, the upcoming app, and discusses the Taliban killing over 130 kids as well as the manhunt that finally ended in PA. He chats a bit about Bill Burr, gets back into the “Samuel L. Jackson challenge” (WHYYYY????), shows us a few new videos of people doing it, and the callers chime in which leads to Ant reminiscing about the three ways he used to have with his wife. We see some pics of plane captains that are certainly not the pilot, we randomly watch the trailer for “Movie 43,” see a foreign video of a three gal “band,” and Ant talks about tattoos. We then see a dolphin music video (the fuck?), Ant announces that he will again unblock some people on Twitter thanks to KLT Industries, and we hear Bill Cosby’s family statements regarding his rape allegations. We find out a fan has left a surprise gift on Ant’s doorstep, hear the 2015 inductees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, see a dumb bitch tasering video (yes, it’s in portrait mode), a “short film” from Ferguson, a “jerk off” video in NYC, and end the show by watching the “hypnosis” of Fez.
Today’s show begins with a story about Ant’s ex-wife thanks to some info from an old tin-knocker friend, Lady Di calls in to introduce us to her new boyfriend John, and we hear from a few more lovely callers. Ant discusses our new relationship with Cuba, Samuel L. Jackson’s challenge comes back up again (will we ever get this shit song out of our heads?) because of two incredibly hateable videos, we hear that the movie “The Interview” will be yanked from theaters, and go through some submissions from people trying to get unblocked by Ant. Anthony relocates to the poker table to join Mike Brown and Brandon Collins to talk about how the TV show “Cops” has changed over the years, white people protesting black causes, the Sony leaks, Star Wars, and the possibility of streaming movies rather than releasing them in theaters. They also discuss how social media and technology has transformed the world for better and worse, the Bill Cosby allegations, Kathie Lee’s irrelevant kissing story, and people who get famous by dating famous people. They wrap up Wednesday’s show chatting about holiday plans, strip clubs, hand job techniques, the strangest porn they’ve seen, disgusting videos, and the desensitizing of America.
Ant starts the show with a little story about his nana, he talks about the latest on the movie “The Interview,” we see the leaked ending of the movie, find out that Ant knows a hell of a lot about Taylor Swift, and we take a look at Britney Spears newest photo shoot. We watch a video of two police women trying to take down a naked dude, one of a women driving off with a boot on her car, see a guy who wants to look like Kim Kardashian, and Anthony interrupts the YKWD podcast to talk to Bobby Kelly about the comedy show he’s doing with Dan Soder and Joe List tomorrow night at The Paramount. Ant picks @anayasda to be unblocked, we hear a fucked up radio clip from CBS Philly, see a fucked up pool noodle story, look at some pictures we sadly can’t unsee of thalidomide babies, Ant tells us a few mischievous stories from his childhood, and the callers chimes in with stories of their own. Bobo calls to update us on his UPS job, we do a little “throw back Thursday” with old school ads, and end the show with “Bob’s Espresso Bar” and with then and now pics from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Monday’s big show kicks off by learning that Ant will be pressing charges on his ex for stealing his credit card, we see part of a press conference regarding the NYPD shooting that happened over the weekend, and KtC and Ant express their feelings on what led up to it and on Bill de Blasio. Joe Walsh calls in to talk about the way the media handles racism, how voicing your own opinion causes unnecessary backlash, the increase of attacks on cops, and the way people view what “justice” really means these days. We go through Monday’s mail, Sean Bergin joins Ant in studio to talk about people’s disrespect for authority, the problems inner cities have, compassion and consequence, the liberal news media, and how honest reporting has changed. They also discuss news outlets reiterating lies, Bill de Blasio being a piece of shit, protesters, the NRA, people’s barbaric behavior, race relations, and the show ends with the callers get in on the convo.
On today’s show, Jackie Martling and “Stuttering John” Melendez sit at the poker table with Ant to share stories about working and leaving The Howard Stern Show, how they got their start in radio, John’s gig on The Tonight Show, their salaries changing over the years, their marriages ending, how “being PC” wrecked radio, and Jackie and John announce that they’ll be doing some upcoming comedy shows together. They also chat about the bathrooms at KROQ, Mel Karmazin, Robin Quivers, Artie Lange, Gary Dell'Abate, Morton Downey Jr., Tom Chiusano, Doug Stanhope, and A.J.
This Christmas eve addition of TACS starts by Anthony admitting he’s never worked on December 24th, he recaps yesterday’s show with John Melendez and Jackie Martling, and we find out what the crew is doing for the holidays. Ant gets into the latest cop shooting that went down outside of Ferguson, we learn that the movie “The Interview” will in fact be released, and see a clip of a fat naked truck riding chick which leads to Ant and KtC reminiscing about some fatties they stuck it to. Ron Bennington calls in to talk about the old days of The Howard Stern Show, inquires about Ant coming back to SiriusXM (lulz), they chat about Fez, we find out Ron’s holiday plans, Ron suggests that Ant refine his fishing pool, and they muse over the “Unmasked” that O&A did. Ant then laps Ronnie B’s ass, delves into Rat’s love life and religion because his parents are in the house, we watch a “road rage” video, see the Dr. Dreidel, and talk about Ant’s Jew neighbors. We then watch a news clip about a UPS scam, hear about a guy who gave oral to a horse, and end the show talking about how redundant TV shows have become.
Ant's vacation week starts with all new content. Comedian Bobby Kelly sits down with Anthony for the full two hours and is also joined by comedian Chris Scopo.
Anthony is testing out some new shows for The Anthony Cumia Network. Check out "Black From The Compound" featuring Mike Brown and Brandon Collins, The Bobo Show, Jokeland with Jackie Martling, and a special guest or sumptin'.
In our final episode of the year, Anthony wraps up the past 12 months. He also takes a look at some interesting Asian photos. The show ends off with our very first Skype interview featuring Jim Norton. Happy New Year!
