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The League

Season 5 2013

  • 2013-09-05T02:00:00Z on FX
  • 22 mins
  • 5 hours, 2 mins (13 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy

Set against the backdrop of a Fantasy Football league The League, created by the husband-and-wife team of Jeff Schaffer (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld) and Jackie Marcus Schaffer (Disturbia), is a comedy about marriage, male friendship, parenting, suburbia, and growing up... or refusing to grow up.


13 episodes

5x01 The Bachelor Draft

  • Season Premiere

    2013-09-05T02:00:00Z — 24 mins

The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

5x02 The Von Nowzick Wedding

  • 2013-09-12T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

5x03 Chalupa vs. the Cutlet

  • 2013-09-19T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

5x04 Rafi and Dirty Randy

  • 2013-09-26T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

5x05 The Bye Week

  • 2013-10-03T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

5x06 Heavy Petting

  • 2013-10-10T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business. Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

5x07 The Bringer Show

  • 2013-10-17T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Andre takes a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete plays Ruxin with two open slots on his team.

5x08 Flowers For Taco

  • 2013-10-24T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

5x09 The Automatic Faucet

  • 2013-10-31T02:00:00Z — 23 mins

Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

Taco opens a pubic barber shop. Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.

5x11 The Credit Card Alert

  • 2013-11-14T03:00:00Z — 23 mins

Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman, and Andre tries to help with a trade.

5x12 Baby Geoffrey Jesus

  • 2013-11-21T03:00:00Z — 23 mins

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.