In Hollywood Director, Ryan and Wayne are two competing explorers to the North Pole when one of them falls into the ice hole, while Brad is a German rival with a team of huskies and races in to help, with the styles Spanish gameshow and x-rated, with the offensive content bleeped out; Colin and his gang of outlaws are holed up in a shack with the sheriff and his deputies approaching in Two-Line Vocabulary, with Ryan ("Don't worry, I'm a doctor." and "What do I look like?") and Wayne ("Did you hear that?" and "Let's not go there."); Colin hosts a Press Conference, unknowingly announcing to the others that he, Yogi, has killed Boo Boo; Wayne directs Colin and Ryan on an Improbable Mission to shovel snow; the gang sings the first kiss Irish Drinking Song.
Brad and Colin are the winners, but instead of playing a game with Drew (or, with that pairing of winners, instead of playing Three-Headed Broadway Star) read the credits as .