Alexander Johnson
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My Life Is Murder: 3x04 The Village

Xena’s mum and fucking Bobba Fett!! A good episode :call_me_tone2::call_me_tone2:

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Instant Dream Home

Who produced this? The Christian network? The Catholic Church? Like we get it America blah blah religion, America blah blah seventeen children. Like it’s a bit much. Tone that down.

I like Danielle, but this is clearly trying to capitalise on Nicole Byers success and it works fine, but you’re both insulting our intelligence and it’s not necessary.

Speaking of insulting our intelligence, stop the bullshit mythbuster set up on the problem solving it’s not really insulting. I don’t mind you helicoptering (which should have been illegal or at least mention the permits required) stuff in or forklifting stuff, but just do it, don’t set it up like it won’t. Less reality more DIY.

At the end of the day there are so many better shows for home make overs, but for the gimmick of doing it all in a day it’s consumable but just needs tweaking.

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You Can't Ask That: 3x05 Swingers

The way I wanted to take that twinky little thing home. Also strip tease at the end, in a jock. Stop it. You're killing me.

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars: 7x01 Legends

Jinkx is going to win this entire thing hands down. Easily the most effortlessly talented queen to ever grace to show and that performance was beyond legendary

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

Not what I expected based on the trailer, but amazing nonetheless. Dragged a little bit, but the story was fun, easy to follow, amazing performances, and as with all Wes Anderson productions: stunningly beautiful!

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RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs the World: 1x06 Grand Finale

Well now, that was the biggest edging session I’ve ever been a part of, just a big disappointment. You can tell that there was pressure by production to keep a UK queen in the top, and the winner didn’t do have the job of their competitors in both lip syncs. I am so annoyed.

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Charmed: 1x04 Dead Man Dating

Easily one of the best episodes of Charmed, amazing considering it was season one which is generally pretty bad. Pre established lore and all that. Amazing chemistry between John and Holly.

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RuPaul's Drag Race: 14x07 The Daytona Wind

Why are we here? This challenge was bullshit, adding the farts and fart humour were stupid, no bottom two, everyone safe. What the fuck is this? I get it we have a safe because Kornbread went home, but look we're all steamed that we don't have Kornbread we want some of these filler bitches gone. Also some of these costumes are hella questionable and continue to be questionable. Just... I don't care. Willow, Bosco, Angeria top three right night lets just skip to the end now because I just don't give a fuck. Props to Lady Camdon for the win, that runways was great, but you won't win the season so yeah lets just jump to the end I don't care about all the filler.

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Malignant

James, sweetheart, you’ve made so much better. It wasn’t painful to watch by any means, but predictable and the writing and dialogue was lazy. Basically this is hardly his magnum opus. Watch but don’t expect it to change your world.

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RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs the World: 1x03 West End Wendys

This was the correct choice.

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Call the Midwife: 7x07 Episode 7

Destroyed me. More than any other episode. The emotional core of the show.

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The Book of Boba Fett: 1x06 Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

Look I love fan service and much as the next person I do, but two episodes in a row of a show with a title name character that doesn’t feature said character is a bit much. This feels out of place and absurd.

Am I excited by the prospects of course I am. But I would like Bobba Fett back now

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Family Guy: 17x09 Pawtucket Pete

Thank you Seth for giving tribute to our Carrie in a way that fit perfectly for Family Guy.

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Queen of the Universe: 1x06 Grand Finale

That was the wrong decision but whatever I guess i can’t have everything :rolling_eyes:

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas

This is my only Christmas tradition. Every year without question.

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Jennifer's Body

I just did not enjoy this. I am annoyed I didn't enjoy it. Just didn't give me what I wanted. I think largely in part because its often included and lauded as one of the best horror movies. It was just not scary in the slightest. A wonderful feminist movie, allegorical and all that, but not scary at all.

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RuPaul's Drag Race UK: 3x10 Episode 10

This entire season was a bomb fire. I never disagree with the winners Ru picks in the main seasons, this one included, but I was going to be disappointed no matter who she chose.

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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

I think my husband summed it up best. It was a great movie, but the problem is we're all jonesing for the tie ins and broader implications to the MCU, and in that regard it was only okay. I enjoyed it, the representation was stunning and the themes and respect to Asian cultures were amazing while still being true to the MCU.

But overall, I wasn't blown away. Far far from bad, and worth your time watching. But not one of Marvels best.

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Red Notice

Don’t expect much. You’ve seen this before and better, but this one has the Rock and the very fast becoming boring sassy Ryan Reynolds trope.

Not bad, but eh.

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Star Trek: Prodigy: 1x03 Starstruck

So it’s still Star Wars, but it’s worth it for the Janeway moments. Still not Star Trek. But the most enjoyable not Star Trek thus far.

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Eternals
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BlockedParent2021-11-03T11:00:20Z— updated 2022-07-11T19:47:56Z

Everyone who voted this down are just sad pissbabies who don’t realise that diversity and inclusion are good things.

This movie was a little slow paced and the lighting was too dark, egregiously so. But honestly they were my only criticisms.

It’s a good set up for wider cosmic threats, but it is its own self contained mythology and character exploration. So enjoy it for its self contained nature.

Fantastically acted, brilliant historically tie ins, wonderful representation, good effects. Jemma Chan really shines. Basically it’s not the best movie Marvel has produced, but I really enjoyed it, and it’s a great look at things to come.

Extra points for Marvels first open queer representation on screen. No Loki doesn’t count. A queer interracial (Black+Muslim) relationship with a child. Also all this race representation is delicious.

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Doctor Who: 13x01 The Halloween Apocalypse

I consider Doctor Who to be very similar to Star Wars. In the sense that it’s all Star Wars, you can have favourite characters and episodes, but saying things like “I don’t like the prequels they ruined it”, I’m sorry but you’re not a real Star Wars fan. This mentality can be used with Doctor Who. People who don’t skip whole seasons because they don’t like the person playing the character or the show runner is bad is not a real Doctor Who fan. This is what the show is, complaining about it won’t make you enjoy it more. Jodie is an amazing Doctor, Yaz is a great companion. You’re all just complainers.

I love this return to serial style set up. This episode is obviously all setup and there was a lot of characters to keep track of, but I really enjoyed this. I’m excited to see where it goes. I love this. Is it my favourite Doctor? Companion? Show Runner? No. But I understand and accept those things are out of my control. It’s all Doctor Who. And it’s all good.

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My Life Is Murder: 2x10 Pleasure and Pain

Everything I wanted and more. They went whole hog in these scenes together. It’s like returning to family :relaxed::relaxed:

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Star Trek: Prodigy: 1x01 Lost & Found (1) / Lost & Found (2)

So this is Star Wars. What is going on with modern Star Trek. It’s not Star Trek.

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Canada's Drag Race: 2x02 Under the Big Top - The Rusical

Exceptional Rusical. I find I am very annoyed that I am already invested in the queens at this point, because I had already decided I wasn't going to keep watching if they didn't fix the bullshit judging situation from the first season. The first episode was perfect, still obviously democratic and different but you had Brooke take the lead, this is how it needs to be operated. Brooke as the show leader. Make it your own any other way you want, judges in the work room and all that. But it needs a single voice, the entire runway section of the show, vote democratically, but it needs to be one voice, and it should be Brooke.

I will die on this hill.

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RuPaul's Drag Race UK: 3x05 Episode 5

I love when Mumma gets pissed. Always satisfying.

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The Movies That Made Us: 3x03 Nightmare on Elm Street

The way I screamed DADDY!! :knife: every time Robert was on screen.

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Criminal Minds: 15x10 And In the End (2)

A just fine ending for a show that admittedly became a chore at some point. Nothing wrong with it, but I’ve grown to judge a show by its ending, and it’s far from perfect. Needed a lot more. Inoffensive, but lacking.

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Battle Beyond the Stars

This was perfect fine. This obvious rip on the success of Star Wars was not offensive, lower budget of course and it shows. Overall it was fine. Not life changing, but I understand why it’s a cult classic.

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Canada's Drag Race: Season 1

Skip season one. Priyanka wins. Everything about this season except the contestants are awful, judging, the judges, and the judges mostly.

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