Jolie’s Tomb Raider is not terrible, it’s camp, and based on a video game that was camp. Turns out when you remove the camp and over the top action and fantasy from Tomb Raider you get this. This was weak sauce. The character is supposed to be aggressively upper class and badass with an attitude to match. This movie was well acted, and the action was fine. But it has no stupid fantasy fun, I was so bored.
Karaoke musicals are bullshit. Either use Rodger and Hammerstein’s music or write your own. All but two of the cast have a strong enough voice to carry the movie.
The movie itself is fine, I have no issue with the plot. The costuming, the acting, and script are all fine, it’s funny. Cinematography could be better though.
But honestly it’s very let’s get a bunch of very now people, to sing music that is either very now or everyone knows. Most of the cast have just meh voices, breathy and poppy and meh, barely appropriate for music they’re singing.
Also James Cordon, why.
This was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen.
This is exactly the kind of g*y I need in modern television. Thank you lord :pray::pray:
MODERATION EDIT: Edited out an offensive word.
Fuck this noise, the only scandal I need from this show is the judges making some stupid ass decisions and the occasional piece of equipment being stolen.
Wow this is bad. So bad. Aggressively bad. This isn’t a replication of the times this is a characature of a fantasy of what teenagers were like. Joss Whedon may have had a stroke of genius when he wrote this but honestly this is just garbage and it’s shameful Whedon wasn’t given control.
Just watch the series.
Nothing tastes as good as salty dude bro tears, honestly watching all these men have a tantrum makes this even better.
As a nineties kid I never watched HeMan, and honestly it’s too dated for me to enjoy at this point, so I am coming in fresh here. But this is amazing animation, and incredible voice talent.
The story is compelling and enjoyable, with twists and wonderful female empowerment. This is modern animation at its finest and I am very invested in the future of this program.
I hope to see queer representation also as was done with She-Ra.
Plot? What plot? Character development? Who’s she? It’s tragic given the cast. Basically the series took all the best from the book and the movie and really improved it in every way. Ultimately this movie is a wash because the series was made, if you loved the book I’m sure you’ll enjoy this, but never watch this after seeing the series.
TW: Racism, Sexism, Homophobia
I refused to watch this for years because I thought it was going to be a white saviour movie starring Matt Damon set in Ancient China and I was not here for it.
I was wrong, there are for more reasons to not watch this. Okay first yes, white saviour, two insane fantasy nonsense that is too far removed from any mythology to really appreciate, and some really crappy plot, with little character development.
Props to the cinematography, the costumes, the visual effects. I mean if you go in with no expectations at all it’s an okay watch. But ultimately there was a reason I didn’t watch this for over five years.
Finally a good movie, I've watched a lot of absolute crap lately and this finally broke the spell.
I don't know if I am just wildly unimpressed by anything anymore or if this was just as boring as I found it to be. Today I said "lets put on an easy to watch silly little action movie", I found this and hey who doesn't like a good or even bad movie that stars Dwayne. Yeah it was a waste of time. This was trying to be a fun family friendly Rock movie but with the action of some of his more intense action films. Basically it flopped.
Meh, I mean the twist and the last ten minutes where good but everything else was meh. Basically nobody asked for Chris Rock in a dramatic role, and oh no I’m supposed to care about dead cops. This did nothing for the franchise.
Jonathan Tucker makes me moist. 10/10 good episode.
The cast in this episode is absolutely stunning.
Absolutely beautiful story telling, it was sensitive and humane.
Why does this show have to do me so dirty like this? Making me cry every damn episode. I work very hard at being distant and emotionless and then you throw in a restoration of faith, a relatable character, and a homosexual in the early sixties being accepted by his family. I am a mess.
That opening scene was one of the most powerful things this amazing program has ever produced. I continue to be impressed by where this show goes.
I am so invested. Much better then expected, honestly just a very high caliber cast of contestants.
No, I refused to watch this. One no crossovers necessary in this show. But who’s idea was it to introduce the concept of magic within this universe. Bullshit.
Neither here nor there. Well acted, fantastic costuming, but it just simply isn't that interesting to be honest. A movie you're content having watched once.
The gratuitous violence, the blood, and attempted rape wasn't enough apparently, they had to throw in unnecessary homophobia. This movie was going to be just barely okay in as much as I'll basically watch any big animal monster movie, but seriously that was not necessary.
You get props at least for adding the political drama of an unstable country, but then you ruined that by having a white lady singing amazing grace just to remind the audience that not only did we capture and enslave these people for centuries in your own country, but also that we forced christianity on the ones we left.
This holds up surprisingly well considering its age and low budget. A little slow, with some random casual nudity I feel was thrown in to get a higher rating, but the characters are engrossing, the special effects makeup is fantastic, and the transformation sequence is iconic. Overall a classic for a reason, and it should be watched by any fan of horror or warewolf movies.
Yay, bye filler. How do we still have seven hundred episodes left?
I mean I didn't hate it. It wasn't great, the pull here is Denis O'Hare being a sensational actor as always. It was a fun concept, but trash ending.
Simple concept, didn't overcomplicate things. Believable and fleshed out characters with amazing work from Jodie and John. Overall not the best movie in its genre I've ever seen, but worth a watch.
People give The Kardashians a really bad rap when they don’t deserve it. Are they vapid, materialistic, frivolous, and out of touch? Well yes of course they are, but credit where credit is due, they created an empire and we the viewers and consumers have supported them. I thoroughly enjoy a little bit of escapism from my life and problems to casually jump into the fantastical over the top life and absurd problems of the super rich and famous.
Like is it trash? Yes, of course it’s trash. But it’s enjoyable, easy to watch trash. It’s no more trash then most reality television. Admit you just don’t like them and don’t watch it. Let people enjoy.
National Geographic produced poor documentaries and I don't know why I keep trying. Didn't keep my interest for more than two minutes at a time.
I expected far better for a film with Eli Roth involved.
