I’m not exaggerating when I say that this movie had ABSOLUTELY no plot. Even less than the previous two ones.
"buncha slack jawwed faggots!..this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual ty-rannasaurus...just like mmee"
Too much social commentary, not enough horror (or suspense). Easily the least impressive Peele production.
Jesus. This is as bad as Suicide Squad honestly. Harley Quinn was way better in that movie, and here it's just all over the place, with rough story-telling, bad acting from pretty much everyone (the cop and Ewan McGregor especially), the same dumb exposition, and marketed as if Deadpool and Deadpool 2 were the style they went for. I wasted my money so you can save it.
A beautifully shot and acted, piece of shit. I would rather die in the apocalypse than watch this again.
I rated this movie for the message and philosophy it put into film from the novel. I applaud those who took the effort. I don't give a rats ass about the production quality. Thank you for making this movie trilogy. :pray_tone2:
“I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”
― Ayn Rand
Wow! is America this bad? Are white people evil? So immigrants will save America? Wow! This is is high level propaganda trash! " AMERICAN DREAMERS."
This movies was absolutely great! It's a light feel good romance.
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This weak festive effort begins surprisingly well but then it descends into sentimentality, predictability, and ridiculousness. Not quite as unbearable as a plate of Brussel sprouts but it's still a turkey.
Do not expect :asterisk_symbol::asterisk_symbol:literally:asterisk_symbol::asterisk_symbol: anything from this movie. Sad that the exceptional part 1 has such a terribly bad sequel. I am really disappointed and sincerely regret the time wasted.
What in the unholy movie hell, did i just watch. Im pretty much speechless. So many stupid things in this movie. But also feels like i just did magic mushrooms and had a weird trip thru Cages twisted mind.
Another soulless movie from the soulless mega corporation, not funny, bad cgi, shit story, nothing good to see here …
A master piece to show us what Christ suffered for our sins, for the salvation of the entire world.
This movie got a lot of bad reviews but I really enjoyed watching this. I didn't expect the whole 'angels and demons' part in this movie which made the story more beautiful and different from other love stories. Beautiful fairytale.
What a sweet film. I have been wanting to watch this for a while. Shirley Temple is amazing as always and the rest of the cast is just as good. Lovely storyline too.
This is a very good film, not anywhere near as good as the first four of the series, but for only one reason. 10 minutes.
The Japanese release of 'Battle' contains an extra 10 minutes of footage that I feel is not only important to the storyline, but it completely changes the feel of the film. Without those crucial 10 minutes of footage, the viewer is thus given a somewhat watered down t.v. series type version of the film, originally done to attract a more younger audience. I personally love this film either way, Trust me, before critisizing 'Battle For The Planet Of The Apes', seek out the Japanese release and see for yourself just how different (and better) a decent film can become with only 10 minutes of added storyline.
It's hard for me to say this about a John Carpenter movie, but I really didn't like "Escape From L.A.". It's a cheap imitation of "Escape From New York". Kurt Russell's portrayal of Snake Plissken is disappointing. He just whispers and groans a lot. Cliff Robertson's turn as the President is lame. The special effects are really bad, especially when I realized this is three years AFTER "Jurassic Park". I'm sure they didn't have the budget but the CGI is horrible and the practical effects may be even worse.
But the worst thing about this movie is that it's boring. How something with Russell, Steve Buscemi, Bruce Campbell, Pam Grier and Stacy Keach can be so dull is beyond comprehension.
It's basically the first one but worse. The CGI is laughably bad.
I was very much looking forward to seeing this. However, sadly i did not like it very much. Not sure i can put my finger on exactly what it is that turned me off to this movie. The acting was great. The story was very good. I enjoy seeing alternate origin stories for these larger than life comic book characters. And this was a very human, realistic origin story. And yet, I still did not like the movie that much.
This movie was just... stupid! I mean, if you like CGI action scenes, then go ahead and watch it... but if you like smart plot with good acting and good one liners then don't watch this mess... 4 out of 10...
If you love the classic ghostbusters stay away of this trash.
The longest 1 hour and 36 minutes in my life ever. I know that Jason is "special" but since when he can use teleportation? This was so lame and boring. Jason should stay in Crystal lake like in previous movies. The worst chapter ever. I am used to stupid behaviour of characters but this was new higher level of stupidity.
You can feel the sleaziness of the production, probably due to the director, but this one gets ragged on a little too much, essentially just because of the twist. Which is ridiculous, as it's a pretty solid entry into the franchise...
Democrats losing their collective x#x# , totally awesome.
Senseless fun. Great cast - although not sure why Bruce and Arnie were even in the film - only had a few seconds of screen time. Sly and Statham kicked ass, as usual.
Fun throwback to 80 testosterone action flicks. The tone is a bit off, and doesn't really match the fun goofiness of those old movies. It kind of takes itself too seriously. But it's still a kick to see all these guys together, blasting and punching everything in their path.
