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The Raid 2

very disappointing, not a patch on the firest, weak plot, hammy dialogue. don't bother.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

best film of the year, hysterical

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

I had to give up, couldn't cope with how shit it was.

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Inside Llewyn Davis

There had to come a day when coen brothers made a bad film, sadly that film is this. Nothing happens, as dull as can be.

nevermind they won't become bad directors over night and I fully expect them to be back on form next film.

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The Lego Movie

Not sure who this film is aimed at, adults who like lego I guess? My kids found it weird and didnt get the references, I just found it dull.

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Ender's Game

dreadful, truly awful, avoid.

badly acted, bad script, effects are the only thing going for it

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All Is Lost

this is weak, really weak. so cliched, you already know exactly what happens, tired old crap.

the protagonist is a fucking idiot who you prey for his death.

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Machete Kills

much better than the first, one of those that's so shit it's good. Lots of entertaining cameos.

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Out of the Furnace

god this was awful, so dull...just a macho love in. avoid.

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Don Jon

very funny film, really good and a great directorial debut .

excellent, watch it with your ma!

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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

pretty weak, not worth watching in the end. Doesn't compare to a single episode of the show

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Pacific Rim
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pretty sure this is the worst film i've seen in over 10 years. Abysmal script that could have been written by a 5 year old and acting so cringe worthy it makes your skin crawl.

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Pain & Gain

Really good film, certainly Bays best ever (not hard). Wahlberg replays his 3 kings character in a NBK meets the big lebwoski, very funny.

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Now You See Me

this is dreadful, appalling acting, terrible script, horrendous story...utter pants

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The Heat

abysmal, nothing even remotely funny in this. one to avoid.

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Pain & Gain

The only good thing michael bay has ever done. Laughed lots watching this, Big Lebowski with meat heads.

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Only God Forgives

loved this, really well directed, very stylish, great soundtrack

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Fast & Furious 6

2 hrs too long, awful

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Machine Gun Preacher

can't put into words how bad this film is, do not watch.

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Snitch

Rocks worst ever film? saying something I know as he's been in some shite (and I like him) but he needs to stick to his limits and blow shit up in the opening scene.

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Jack Reacher

probably the worst film I've seen this year, cruise is rapidly heading towards my ones to avoid list.

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Welcome to the Punch

waste of time and your life, move along.

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Gambit

holy shit this is bad, coens wtf did you do?

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Californication

Used to be good but steady decline has meant the latest season is unwatchable. If you do watch, stop before you get to season 5, where it turns to complete shit.

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Romantics Anonymous

really nice film, reminded me of amelie

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Snowtown

lol at the reply from tweet-actor, what an utterly ridiculous comment.

How about schindlers list or downfall...a film about a pretty serious murderer, perhaps they shouldn't have made them?

your anger about these particular murderers has clouded your judgement on what is a good if uncomfortable piece of cinema. But surely that's the point?

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Shadow Dancer

3 word review - awful, boring, pointless.

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Life of Pi

really very poor telling of the book. They said it was unfilmable and fair play to them for trying but its a failure overall.

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This Is 40

massively superior to the previous knocked up, nice switch off chick flick

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Robot & Frank

This film is fabulous, reminded me of little miss sunshine

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