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Dark Matter: 1x04 Episode Four
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As if I needed more reasons to drop this boring show.

Consider this:
You wake up in a room. You are bound together with a guy on a chair, back to back. There is a door and a control panel located at one end of the room, a corrugated plastic sheet on the other. What would you do to escape?
A) Try to shift over to the door, headbutt the console and yell for help in the corridor.
Or
B) Anything else.

Yes, you can't make this shit up.

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Lucifer: 1x04 Manly Whatnots

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So, this episode showcased the worst aspects of the show. I'm out ;).

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Legion: 1x01 Chapter 1
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I doubt I'm going to bother with additional episodes... wasn't very engaging for it's extended runtime and it got quite laughable towards the end (couldn't it be more staged?).

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Ballers: 1x01 Pilot

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This one isn't for me. Rich people problems that they cause themselves.

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Deadly Class: 1x01 Pilot

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From the poster I was expecting some crazy hyper violence but looks like this is more the YA demographic/high school drama type of thing. /out

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Blindspot: 1x01 Woe Has Joined

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It's already repetitive after a single episode. "B-b-b-b-b-uuut he might know something about my past! Please don't kill him / Take me with you...".

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: 16x14 Intimidation Game

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I can't wait for CSI Cyber for more of this awkward (funny) shit.

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The Flash: 1x10 Revenge of the Rogues

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The dialogue is giving me a headache... dropped (should have done that weeks ago)!

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FEUD: 1x01 Pilot

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Meh, not for me. I wasn't alive when this happened in real life and I'm finding very little here for me to care now.

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Mr. Robot: 1x01 eps1.0_hellofriend.mov

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It was okey I guess. The expected cringe-fest didn't exactly happen but it's still has enough "tv tech" to it. Gj on the Google alert for the crime before it is public tho!

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Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?: 1x01 (Bell Cranel) Adventurer

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Jeez, this was quite awful. I give it another episode... couldn't care less about another beta harem king voiced by Yoshitsugu though.

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Golden Kamuy: 1x01 Wenkamuy

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Given the truly horrible CG animals and the mere 12 episodes this is looking like a skip for me. I'd rather read the manga at some point.
Hopefully one day studios have the chance to stop half-assing things all the time -_-...

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Heroes Reborn: 1x02 Odessa
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As bland and cringy as I expected it to be. That much for an update... (I dropped the original in S4)

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This is just trap porn...

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Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On: 1x01 Women on Top

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This is so cringey... Suze Randall spouting random feminist lines, her daughter doing - as stated - high-quality porn that looks like the trashiest fantasy porn you could think of and Erika Lust dwelling in her artistic vision that seemingly is based around capturing that one at least usable take to complete her cineastic masterpiece... It's pretty clear that there was only a basic requirement needed to frame this docu series.

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Scream Queens: 1x02 Hell Week

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Sadly this has already more slasher action than the Scream show ever did. I actually expected a more serious tone to go along with that but most of the runtime is actually filled with a lot of kitsch. Should be an interesting run.

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: 1x02 Student Council President and Dinner at Home

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Not that I exected much of this (just checked it out because it's short) but the quality has already worsen and it isn't remotly funny. Showing nipples is likely all they set out to do.

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Helix: 2x13 O Brave New World

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"We have no idea how to write a coherent story so we just do another time-skip and be done with it." - Helix Writer's Room

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Love, Death & Robots: 1x03 THE WITNESS

The visuals and aesthetics were great in this as well as the kinetic animation style but the story massively leaves you hanging the twist is already hinted at from the get go anyways.

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Black Mirror: 3x04 San Junipero
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Going to be the contrarian here but I was bored out of my mind. This is not why I am watching Black Mirror and with the way it was unfolding it didn't really connect with me at all. Mackenzie Davis was also a misscast for me as it's a bit too on the nose considering her role on "Halt and Catch Fire".

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The Leftovers: 2x05 No Room at the Inn

Always a good time with the reverend.

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Supernatural: 15x19 Inherit the Earth
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I'm sorry: WHAAAAT? This was awful. Not that Supernatural ever was very coherent but this was a rushed, sloppy and frankly a very anticlimatic conclusion to their ordeal... they even had to pull a "and-here-is-how-we-dun-it" to "explain" this mess.
Sam & Dean can apparently take a massive beating from fists powered by such godly energy that when absorbed is enough to transfer the powers over to Jack (who needs build up when you can just give him more OP powers...). Most "powerlevels" were also disregarded for this like Chuck's omniscience and featuring Amara, Death/Lucifer etc.. . And no time for Cas? I know there is another one coming but this had a freaking montage at the end...

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American Horror Stories: 2x08 Lake

The mystery... 8ft(!!) below the surface...
Terrible acting, unnatural dialogue and a stupid story to boot. "100s" died in the lake and somehow it takes the ghost of their dead teenage son to get the father back to the lake when they had a vacation home there all along?:rolling_eyes:

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Lovecraft Country: 1x02 Whitey's on the Moon

Not for me definitely. The breakneck pacing has little regard for characters or a proper plot (so things must be convenient) and in this format more akin to something on SyFy or CBS rather than the ""HBO prime time slot""...
Underlying the FX sample pack with a Gil Scott-Heron song is just tone deaf and quite try hard imho (it didn't fit the scene nor the theme). George served his part as a plot device too apparently so let's commemorate it with killing him off...

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Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation: 1x03 A Friend

I feared this show would be terrible given it's prototype isekai status (or so I'm told) but the key visuals looked quite enticing so I took the "risk" regardless. Now three episodes I'm positively surprised at the comfy fantasy quality the show has going on (alongside the pretty visuals). And while the pervy side of Rudy is slightly off-putting at times it still serves as a reminder that this guy was a hardcore hiki before he was reincarnated and it's nice to see him actually still dealing with his past where as in most other shows in the genre the setup is just the means for self-insert.

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ERASED: 1x01 Flashing Before My Eyes

This was one hell of a package, no complaints*. The pain in her eyes was real.

*Except for the landlady reaction shot which was way too dramatic for my taste.

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American Horror Stories: 2x03 Drive

Boring, lazy and non-sensical. This is intentionally misleading in a non-smart way. Neither the way it's acted out nor the dialogue (including exposition dump) hold up after the "twist". People around her, including the last victim know about a "nightclub serial killer" and we're even shown a pin wall full of news articles and missing persons stuff with headlines like "bodies found" (+on the computer) with lots of people, yet she is "only" at her 6th victim and hides all the bodies in her vince cellar... And the motive... jesus, what's your problem?.

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Black Mirror: 4x02 Arkangel
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What a waste of time. This is one of many episodes in the show where the gadget is mainly a plot device and gets very little afterthought but unlike others there is no new idea at play here to make it passable. This is just an underdeveloped clichéd drama.

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Supernatural: 10x23 Brother's Keeper

Ugh... what a twist. Who would have thought that they all turn stupid.

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The Midnight Club: 1x10 Midnight

You're not stupid Ilonka? Mhhhh. Honestly, this ending was utter shite. The Shasta storyline just gets conveniently amped up only to get abruptly stalled again and ofc. no one in the house heard or saw all the ambulance or police cars right at the porch... and Ilonka tells them about it only later and then even off screen?? Couldn't take up any episode time silly because we want to instead conclude some character arcs and two lame Midnight Club stories and throw in two more mysteries because this is a faux finale after all~.

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