stormsm

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I dont think this movie was bad coz of Adam Sandler, as many claim. It was bad completely by itself. Just plain stupid.. I get that its supposed to be entertaining and not logical, but... Simply DUMB.
Enjoy.

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Deadpool

I kinda have a problem with this movie. It's fine entertainment, but nothing as it tries to make itself be.

The movie comes off as a "different kind of superhero movie", when actually, when it come down it - it's just the same: guy, *.some_accident, superpower, mask, girl, save girl as girlfriend, kill villain. The only difference is that it's rated R now, which is better then suck-up movies such Iron Man, Cpt. America, etc.

If it was really different, this boring scheme of a plot should have changed entirely. The "Just add F*cks !" startup doesn't cut it for me.

As I reached my 30's, I've now out grown superhero movies. I though this might be different, but it came up short.

If you're bored of the superhero genre - don't bother watching it. Doesn't live up to the hype.
Plain 6/10.

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London Has Fallen

This is an OK minus action film. Gerrad kills lots of bad guys, never hurts himself. Feels kinda like Call of Duty and some fun action scenes.

However, the movie has no climax point or peak and when its over, you feel greatly unsatisfied.
The CGI is poorly made. Aaron Ackhart has about 10 lines..

Like really bad sex.

6/10 low priority on your watch list.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • this refers to Ultimate Edition *

I honestly didn't understand this movie.
Batman has some feud with Super, just cause he's an alien, and also he's pissed off on the rest of the world.
This causes him to take revenge on everything, including said SM, with all hell a against him.

As you know, at some point they make up - for the stupidest reason ever!!! - and turn on the mighty Lex.

Affleck's acting wasn't as bad as they say - it's he's character that lacked proper motivation for it's doings, and relatively not so many lines.

Jesse Isenberg did quite a good job with the material he got, so thumb up here.

The rest - fine.

Over all - many things about nothing. Ult edition is too long.

Fine. 6/10.

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Money Monster

This movie is my perfect score of 7: it's somewhat entertaining so I don't regret watching it, but this review is the last time I will indulge in the movie and defiantly would not watch it again.

It does not offer any memorable nothing: the acting, directing, camera work is fine. The story is OK (many holes but whatever) and doesn't bite into anything. Not painful though, just somewhat entertaining.

You can put this movie on your list, but play it on some LaZy weekday evening but don't reserve your prime time slot for this.

Just for reference: my genre's 10 and 9 are The Big Short and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Enjoy.

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Star Trek Beyond

Honestly I'm a bit disappointed in the movie. Sure, you get state-of-the-art gfx (but we wouldn't expect less, so no surprise here), and I love Zach's Spock and the other, but I didn't feel anything special watching this. It was all... pretty expected and with nothing new.

I'm sure the real trekkies will adore this, as it delivers what should be delivered, but for me, I didn't find the interest I was looking (and hoping) for.

Of this series, I loved Star Trek (2009) best, as it had actual character development and many interactions between them.

6.5/10 for me, so voted 6.

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Zero Motivation

It's a sweet comedy about a few army girls that worry themselves very much about very little. It's very serious about the nonsense that the characters are dealing with, just like in real life, which makes it very funny. Nicely acted and written.

Everyone will enjoy this movie, though it's very Israeli so to understand most of the jokes (Like why Daffi wants to transfer to where she wants or why she handles that stapler as seen in the movie banner), you ought to know the culture.

Recommended.

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Arrival

I'm eagrly waiting for a great, thoughful sci-fi movie. Please tell me this one isn't just a dumb sci-fi action film, not to say pure dogsh*t like Indep day... anyone?!?

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Precious Cargo

I'm sorry, I'm rating the movie "Bad" 3/10 based just on the first 18 minutes. I couldn't continue watching this. It looks like the most amatur story with all the lamest moves there is.

Simply very "American" bad movie. Watch it only if you love simple action movies. Otherwise avoid even downloading this.

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Logan

This is the first and only Marvel I loved in 10 years (and didn't hate).
It's mature, believable with actual characters and development. It actually spoke to my age and not to 13 year olds, with the father-son-kid relationship of Logan and Charles.
It had its real life humor and not Chuck Lorre sitcom lame jokes.
The action scenes were nice and didn't take all the focus, even with the usual "villain-boss" here.

Great performances by Jackman and Stewart, and the girl. Even dramatic I would say.

I highly recommend if you like the universe but especially if you're fed up with the usual predicable pattern, like me.

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Patriots Day

I just kept thinking what if every city bombing would get a Berg/Whalberg Hollywood movie.

Good piece. Well paced, believable and emotional. The 2 Bergs make a great team.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

This movie has a little bit of many things, and a whole lot of nothing. When you finish watching it, you realize nothing was accomplished, and as expected, it's just a setup for them to make tons of movie for the 28 or so move movies to follow.

Its a nice one. You wouldn't want to watch it again. Just don't pay to see it.

BTW. They say the name Credence no less than 27 times ! which is tooo much for this dumb character! That pissed me off so much, just STFU with saying his name already!

!! some spoilers from here !!
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01:40:03,957 --> 01:40:05,250
Credence.

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01:40:05,668 --> 01:40:07,127
Credence, I can help.

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01:41:46,685 --> 01:41:47,996
- Bar the area.
- Yes, sir.

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01:41:48,020 --> 01:41:49,460
I don't want anyone else down there.

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01:42:02,242 --> 01:42:03,410
Credence...

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01:42:06,371 --> 01:42:08,123
It is Credence, isn't it?

1146
01:42:11,210 --> 01:42:13,545
I'm here to help you, Credence.

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01:42:14,546 --> 01:42:16,799
I'm not here to hurt you.

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01:42:36,401 --> 01:42:39,071
I've met someone just like you, Credence.

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xXx: Return of Xander Cage

people i dont understand why would someone even bother watching this? not to mention pay for it.. They obviously shit all over your face and mouth! so why give them all these human hours, wasted on it?..
Help humanity by just not watching it.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Pirates of the Caribbean:Bad movies have no End.

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Inferno

Useless movie
( nothing to add)

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The Shallows

I had no expectations but the movie was surprisingly nice! i believed the girl and what happened on screen. watch it casually, don't free up your time for it.

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Jigsaw

hasn't he died like 8 times already in those 7 previous movies?..

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A Quiet Place

Its the best thriller you've seen in the last few years. It accomplishes so much with so little words. We (and the rest of the theater) were on the edge of our seats from the 3rd minute until the very last second.
You'll connect to the characters emotionally and identify with almost every move they make. Everything is believable and makes sense, which is very satisfying to have.

Extremely recommended/Must-see to anyone who's willing to accept a little sci-fi, and enjoys thrillers.

  • Apart from that, I'm very impressed that a beginner director made a movie with relatively a small budget <20M$ , and made such a smash.
  • Finally something good that has Michael Bay's name in the credits (I despise the transformers series).

I bet that after seeing this, M. Night Shyamalan said "this is what I was supposed to do instead of the crappy corn-field movie.."

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Total Recall

Classic milestone 80's sci-fi. I loved the guy with those big glasses and the olive-green wind coat.. what 80's.. And Dean Norris is here (Breaking Bad's Uncle Hank)!!

i cant believe that this machine created a whole new atmosphere for the entire planet in 5 minutes! lol! and those "aliens" never used it before!! so, just for fun it was created? haha..

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Hostiles

The movie is very beautiful and high quality - everything looks real and believable, and acting is first class as you can expect from Christian Bale. However it feels very long and the pace is extremely slow that it made me fall asleep and I had to continue watching the next day.
Its a depressing film and overall, though I appreciate it very much, I can't say i enjoyed it and I just wanted it to be over.

I'm giving it 7, though it deserves 8, but I'm actually not recommending it.

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The Vanishing

I stopped watching after 75% of the movie - i completely lost interest in the movie.

Then I came here and saw that others feels exactly like me - The first half is charming with the scenary, bleek atmosphere and somewhat of suspence, but after some events occur in the story, everything start to mess up and it simply wasn't worth following up :)

So I leave it like that, i'm taking the others' advice and i'm now going to sleep.

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White Tiger

Its a nice movie if you're into WW2 and/or Tanks. A bit weird though.
Someone uploaded it entirely to Youtube with Eng subs, look it up.
Or if you know the game, it's like: World of Tanks: The Movie ! xD

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Guns Akimbo

Man this dumb movie has so many movie studios titles logos at beginning of movie!!
I felt like Peter Griffin right here

https://youtu.be/y2DMvxRtnhY

Saban you're such a piece of drek.

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Infini

This movie is like a bad copycat version of Doom (the game, the movie), with teenage like soldiers and doctors (?), ridicules dialog and acting school level of acting.
Production is surprisingly not so bad!
No need to watch this.

It was running in the background for me i wasn't seriously watching it god forbid.

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Code 8

This was surprisingly decent! Not too good but I don't regret watching it.

Cop scenes were bad! Good cop/bad cop routine felt like a cartoon parody. Also, they didn't change their t-shirts the entire film xD

Well we're stuck at home and can't leave so I guess watch it..

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Extraction

I am one to dislike action movies. Too much unrealistic fighting, invincible hero, and flying cars for me.

But this is different.
It's raw, brutal, angry. Beautifuly coreographed. Fights are as real as they can get in a movie, and feel like Liam Neeson in our beloved Taken (1 of course). Hemsworth is excellent.

I didn't like 6 Underground BS movie, I don't watch Jason Statham, and can't stand Michael Bay (accept Bengahzi actually) and any DC/Marvel crap. But I loved this.

Highly recommended.

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Arkansas

It's not a thriller at all. Pace is quite steady and monotone, it's not an action movie. I kept waiting for something to happen but it didn't happen.

I'd best describe it as a family drama with some relation to drugs.
It's wasn't bad but I didn't actually enjoy it very much.

Somewhat recommend if you like drama and looking for a smooth, steady sailing with some bumps.

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Vivarium

This is a very very weird weird movie. Maybe like The Gift if u seen it.
I kept watching hoping the ending would be worth it.
It wasn't. It kept getting weirder and ended like you expected it.
If you're watching, watch on x2 speed. You'll miss nothing.

Not recommend at all.

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The Guest

Its just an OK teen flick movie.
Started nice, but went weird and somewhat unbelievable towards the end.
It got Certified Fresh on RT, which is why i watched this. I'm sure its a bug, dont expect anything special.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West

As a movie of course it's not the best. But it's a must for any Seth mcfarland fan. There were some internal jokes and references that really warmed up up seeing!
Of course NPH is great, Charlize Theron is charming and so many guest cameos that make it such a fun watch!

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