there is absolutely no reason for this movie to be 100 minutes.
i thought it was wrapping up, but there was still 45 minutes left!
tl;dr too long for it's own good
David Gordon Green mishandled this project. it felt lazy and heartless. im glad they're dropping the "trilogy" bs and bringing in Mike Flanagan to write, direct and produce the next attempt. hallelujah!
i think it was well done, just a very generic story
this could have been a great psychological horror like jacob's ladder, but it ended up being very genetic like something from blumhouse recently.
this movie just made me feel bad
sometimes that's okay though
this movie feels too...clean
Neville Archambault (RIP) really carried the vibe in the first two.
i thought it was refreshing. small story w/ simple execution. i liked it.
by 15 minutes, you should know what's going on
if you want to watch something that'll stick with you, try The Clovehitch Killer
the readings are, early, in quick succession, with very little character introduction/development beforehand, so by the time the movie picks up, they have to shoehorn the readings again to remind you, as the viewer, wtf is going on and why it's important; not a great way to story tell.
i didnt hate it. it was just disappointing. kind of like the elevator game. cool premise, weak execution.
i thought this was going to be fun, but it was LAME
looks cheap, script is boring, acting is bad, kills are weak af
BFTV made a fun lil low budget horror
not much to it - so thin they had to use ai images as filler
this could have been a 48 hours episode instead
im someone who loves My Boyfriend's Back from 1993, so i enjoyed this outing
this could have been awesome, but it wasnt
it didnt have to run 1h 42m
the last bit could have been trimmed and i would have liked it better
i watched this on long Easter weekend
i had a good time with a few beers - not great, but i like Sam Rockwell
definitely not a crowd pleasure though with the rest of the family
so, i could see this being a mixed bag
horror "lite"
not enough scares, gore, cheese, camp....ANYTHING
very safe
VERY forgettable
not bad, just very predictable
definitely not scary, but i thought it was an interesting concept
i liked it enough
easy horror watch
didnt hate it
just didnt think it was memorable enough to rate higher
act one - good
act two - wat?
try hard cinematography - they use every technique and angle in the book!
the 60 minute twist is really stupid - the 78 minute twist goes nowhere - flash forward ending was lame too
really disappointed after finding out the script was from Paul Soter and it was directed by Marcus Dunstan because it felt very amateurish overall
this movie is a case of great idea bad execution
this looks so cheap and poorly done it feels like a fan film
cash grab documentary
nothing new, nothing revealed, nothing answered, nothing special in the 75 minute runtime
they really did Poopies wrong and ruined this man's life with a poorly planned and poorly executed stunt for a pretty lackluster special
i know he is still recovering to this day, i wish him the best physically and mentally
Dark Shark is the worst addition, he could have been left out completely from this special
80 minutes of waiting for something to happen + 10 minutes of lackluster slashing + 5 minutes of exposition + 5 minute conclusion
animal abuse/death - TIMESTAMP 59:30-62:38
cinematography and editing are ugly and nauseating
i did it for the lulz
i did it for the lulz
i did it for the lulz
