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It's like Taken, on a plane! Brilliant! In honor of the upcoming Taken 3, we decided to go looking for sins in the hijacked-airliner thriller, Non-Stop. Sadly, Liam Neeson doesn't do very much killing in this movie.
Well, if you could take back watching a movie, this video might not exist. Safe to say we here at CS headquarters did NOT enjoy this film, and found a great number of sins. Feel our pain by watching them.
They made a sequel to that first Percy Jackson movie? Oh well, better go looking for sins either way.
Ooh, boy. Probably going to need a good Nic Cage break after Ghost Rider and now this. National Treasure Book Of Secrets is a sinful ass movie, as you're about to find out if you watch this video.
Hold onto your butts.
In honor of the upcoming computer/AI movie, Ex Machina, we're finishing up The Matrix trilogy today (finally). Plenty of sins to be found here for sure.
Found footage, paper-thin mythology, runny noses... yeah, there ARE going to be sins in The Blair Witch Project. It's a given.
John Carter is based on a beloved novel, had a huge budget, and was directed by one of Pixar's best. And yet it's still surprisingly sinful given those facts.
Sometimes you go looking for sins in a movie you love and you find TONS of them. This... is one of those times.
In celebration of 50 Shades of Grey, we're spending the week sinning previous notorious sex-based wide-release films. Starting with Basic Instinct, maybe the most notorious ever. And sinful as hell.
Back before the Mickey Rourke you know, there was the Mickey Rourke that was poised to become the next big heartthrob star. Here he is in one of the weirdest movies ever, Nine 1/2 Weeks, which is also famous for being taboo and sexy. And sinful, as it turns out.
Showgirls. A Saved By The Bell star naked, excessive raunch and nudity, and a really long run-time. What could possibly go wrong?
Before Skyfall came along and won the hearts of many Bond fans, Goldfinger was long considered one of the best Bonds--if not THE best. So we thought, with Kingsman: The Secret Service coming out, maybe it was time to spend some more time with Mr. Bond. Sure found plenty of sins though.
Since the Oscars are fast approaching, we thought it'd be fun to sin a couple former best-picture winners, starting with 1999's American Beauty. Great movie, still has sins.
Another Best Picture winner to celebrate the Oscars. Another good movie that ends up having sins, go figure.
After Earth. M. Night made it. You saw it. You hated it. The end, right? Nope... you still need to see its official sins. Thankfully, we've provided an easy way for you to do that. :)
Like its predessor, Rise, we loved this movie. Still has sins. Ape-y sins
Oh, snap. In honor of the live-action Cinderella, we went WAY the heck back to the damn 1950's to look for sins in the original Disney animated version.
Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
So, here's a movie that tells you nothing, then tells you all the nothing it told you was a lie. So you can imagine we found some things wrong with it. "Some" meaning a lot.
Denzel takes a turn at being Liam Neeson in this movie that is very sinful, but still not unentertaining.
Did we go there? Yes, we went there. And yes, even Finding Nemo--a movie I have often described as "nearly perfect"--still has sins worth counting. So here they are.
Here is a movie so bad, it was used as the blueprint for making 2012. Ice wins; science loses; sins abound.
Bad Boys. It was Michael Bay's first film, but as you'll see, he'd already honed his particular brand of filmmaking. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the alarmingly high sin count.
We're skipping 2 Fast 2 Furious & Tokyo Drift for now, because... the franchise itself kind of did anyway. Here are all the many freaking sins in the 4th Fast & Furious installment.
Fast Five, the movie that heard you thought the last one was stupid and set out to show you what stupid really looks like.
This movie is hella confusing. We did our best.
Just in time for #7... here are the sins of Fast & Furious 6, and yes... many of them involve either a tank or a runway.
Even lovable animated superhero movies have sins. And believe it or not, this is one of the most requested movies we haven't done yet. So here we are to rain on Big Hero 6.
This f*cking movie. (shakes head.) Here are the freaking sins.
Here's a prequel-sequel that thinks it's way more clever than it actually is. Sins of Paranormal Activity 2.
This killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2.
I don't think you can put us in the camp of folks that like this movie.
Here's another Batman movie we'd all like to forget.
In 2003 there was a Hulk movie. Most people (like Marvel) will tell you there was not, because they prefer to live in a world where this film doesn't exist. We're here to remind you it does, and it's sinful.
Dammit. They made another mediocre Hulk movie!
I think you guys can probably guess why we decided to do this movie at this point in time. Regardless, enjoy your musical sins.
In celebration of the upcoming new Mad Max film, we take a look at the sins of Beyond Thunderdome, a movie that is pretty ridiculous.
You've waited long enough. Finally... we bring you the sins of the final Harry Potter movie. Well... Part 1, at least.
Sorry for the lateness, we're in LA being busy doing stuff. Here's all the sins we found in the very final Harry Potter movie, Deathly Hallows Part 2.
In honor of the 100% unnecessary remake, we go looking for sins (and fun) in the original Poltergeist.
Well, here's hoping this is the last Taken movie we ever have to sin.
With the 5th Mission Impossible film coming up soon, we thought we'd go back and watch the original movie in the franchise and look for sins. It's a mission we chose to accept.
Face/Off, one of the awesomest ridiculous action films ever to come out of the 90's. Fun, but sinful as hell.
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation is soon upon us, so we're going back to the franchise's second film, Mission Impossible 2, looking for sins. Guess what... found some!
This movie... just... what the hell?!
For the third time out, Ethan & company are paired with J.J. Abrams, who manages to revive the series while also mashing it up with Alias, in the process creating no small amount of sins.
This movie is bad. And it should feel bad. And you will feel bad after watching it.
Just in time for Rogue Nation, we finish up the Mission Impossible series with what is easily the best of the bunch to date. Still gots sins, yo.
Yep. We went there. One of the best superhero movies ever, the best Pixar movie, and one of our top 10 favorites... The Incredibles. Those of you who complain we do too many bad movies... this is for you.
After District 9 & Elysium, Blomkamp gives us Chappie... a really confusing sort-of-entertaining futuristic AI robot movie... full of sins.
We put it off as long as we could, but returning to Twilight was inevitable. Sigh, here are the many sins we found in freaking Part 1 of the final Twilight movie.
And so ends our sinning of the Twilight series. And just in time, since this video did, indeed, nearly kill us.
In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
Jupiter Ascending. If you saw it, you hate yourself. If you didn't, you're one of the lucky people who can carry on with life as normal. It's a sinful motherf*cker.
Good news everyone, they're making more of these freaking things! Here's everything wrong (and it's a lot) with the third installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, At World's End.
With M Night's upcoming The Visit, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the movie that put him on the map, The Sixth Sense.
In celebration of... well... nothing really... we decided to go looking for sins in Real Steel, one of the sloppiest and laziest father-son bonding movies in history. Sins aplenty.
Insurgent. Picking up where Divergent left off, which you might remember is another film we didn't enjoy.
In order to truly dissect the sins of such a massive science fiction film like Interstellar, we once again turned to the smartest astrophysicist we know, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, for assistance.
Well, this is one of our favorite Pixar movies ever, but it still has sins.
In observance of the new Pan movie, we decided to go back to 1991 and look for sins in Spielberg's Hook. Guess what? We found some!
This movie blew our minds. We loved it. It still has sins, dammit. And we're still duty-bound to list them for you.
It's October, so you know we're going to hit some horror films. First up this year: The Ring, a generally well-received flick about a ghost that makes a home movie... or something
We've come a long way since our three-and-a-half minute sins video on the first Avengers film.
Next week: Horror sins, nostalgia sins (if we get it done), & horror sins.
October horror sins continue this week, kicking off with Paranormal Activity 3, a movie we really did not enjoy very much at all. But also... sins!
On Back to the Future Day--October 21, 2015, the date Marty, Doc, & Jennifer go into the future in Back to the Future 2--we bring you the sins of Back to the Future 2. It's a "Back to the Future"-ception!
Still October, so... date-themed Back to the Future sins videos notwithstanding... we're still trying to hammer out horror sins. So today we go back to the Paranormal Activity franchise, for the 4th installment. It's even more aggravating than the previous three.
It Follows is one of this year's most buzzed about horror films, in which the slowest ghost/demon imaginable somewhat attempts to kill some teens. We enjoyed it, still found plenty of sins.
Scream is considered a modern horror classic, but it still has sins (duh).
It's almost Bond time again for movie fans (at least in the U.S.), so no better time to go looking for sins in the very first Daniel Craig Bond film, Casino Royale.
After sinning Casino Royale, we just couldn't stop ourselves from continuing on to its sequel, Quantum of Solace, which is much worse.
Well, you've waited long enough, and we've put it off long enough, so we finally went looking for sins in this summer's biggest box office hit, Jurassic World, and it kind of pissed us off.
How do so many talented people get together and make such a sinful movie?!
Inside Out overjoyed audiences and brought Pixar back to form. So of course we had to sin it.
Terminator Genisys, the Terminator movie that actively tried to destroy the franchise for good. (If you couldn't tell, we hated this movie).
In celebration of the new film Creed, we decided to go looking for sins in arguably the most popular of all the Rocky movies: Rocky IV. Yep... sin-tastic.
Finally, after three years of requests, we take on Star Wars. But with the help of geek god Kevin Smith, which seemed only appropriate given the man's credibility AND his professed love of Cinema Sins. So sit back, strap in, and get ready for sin hyperdrive.
Thursday: continued assault on your childhood.
Finishing off the original Star Wars trilogy today.
Next week: Slight curve ball and then something probably expected.
Just ahead of JJ's new Star Wars film, we figured we'd go looking for sins in one of his earlier sci-fi endeavors, Super 8. Found some!
You've asked for it for years. Finally... we went looking for sins in The Phantom Menace, and boy do we regret it. So many sins we had to split them into two parts to avoid causing any sin-related overdoses.
Well, this movie sure had some sins. Damn.
Oh, look, they made a new Point Break! But... why? Here are the sins of the original.
Today we go after a very cherished animated sequel, Toy Story 2. More sins than we expected, actually.
Thursday: Sins of a stupid remake.
Sometimes they make a sequel that is lifeless, boring retread--actually, wait... no, that's most of the time. Anyway, sins ensue.
