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Well, they made a third one of these, for some reason. And we sinned it, for some reason. And lo... the sins did pour-eth forth.
Ant-Man. Many loved it, many forgot it quickly. But we're here to list its sins, as is our custom.
Pixels. If you saw it, you regret it. If you didn't, you mock those who did without truly knowing how right your insults are. Regardless... sin factory.
Snowpiercer was one of 2014's best surprises. It's original, weird as hell, and driving. We loved it. We also found its sins... you know how we do.
San Andreas is a real movie with a very real amount of sins. So we counted them.
Furious 7 made a sh*t-ton of money, and many people love it... for some reason. We are not among them.
Kung Fu Panda is a pretty great movie. But being a movie... it still has sins. And considering the third movie in the series comes out soon, we went digging for sins in the original.
Kung Fu Panda 2... nowhere near as good as the first, but still fun. If you're into that sort of thing. Still has sins, of course, so we do what we do...
Warm Bodies has plenty of fans, due to its mix of horror and comedy, but it also has plenty of sins... due to its being a movie.
Well, here's an inexplicable and inexcusable mess of a superhero film. Bad in almost every way possible. The only reason it doesn't have more sins is that it was blessedly short in run-time.
Paper Towns. It's a movie about a mysterious girl... or something. I've seen it and I'm still not sure. But it had sins, so we made this video.
Pitch Perfect is an enjoyable acapella comedy. Pitch Perfect 2 is a sloppy-ass cash-in of a sequel that somehow beat Mad Max: Fury Road at the box office opening weekend. And it has LOTS of sins.
Unfortunately for Guy Ritchie and RDJ... this version of Sherlock Holmes did NOT go on to be definitive or even very memorable. Might be all the sins.
One of 2015's most enjoyable films. Too bad about the sins.
Another Pixar sequel that really does little justice to the original, Monsters University has plenty of sins.
Olympus Has Fallen came out the same year as White House Down, prompting our 2015 April Fools sins video mixing the two together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_ePFc...
But the original Olympus Has Fallen is plenty sinful when looked at on its own.
Next week: Two animated sins videos.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
Here is a movie with truly terrible zoo-safety protocols. Also has some sins. In honor of Zootopia's opening, here are the sins of another movie featuring a bunch of talking animals: Madagascar.
Well, see back in the 80's, they made this movie that was part live-action and part animation... named Who Framed Roger Rabbit... and while we loved it at the time... it has NOT aged well.
Superman II. The universally preferred sequel of the OG Superman films (compared to III or IV). Still full of sins, as it turns out.
With a new Snyder superhero film coming up, we take a look at one of his earlier superhero films: Watchmen. For the hell of it, we went with the extended edition, which we now regret.
Because they decided to release a way-too-late sequel this weekend, we decided to go back and sin the original My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Would you be surprised to learn we found lots of sins?
For some reason, Disney mixed up their standard princess formula with Brother Bear, and shoved it in Pixar's direction to force them to make a film. And what we got is... this.
With Hollywood's newest incarnation of Batman imminent, we decided to go back to one of the most definitive Batman takes in cinema history: Michael Keaton & Tim Burton's Batman. Sins definitely exist.
With Batman v Superman (and its bad reviews) looming, we thought it a good idea to go back and look for sins in the earlier, Burton Batman films. And we found some.... a LOT, actually.
Sucker Punch. Quite possibly the most incomprehensible and unnecessary movies ever made. So of course it has sins out the ass.
The Martian was one of the biggest hits of 2015, and was nominated for tons of year-end awards. But being as it's set in space and in the near future, we thought it best to bring back Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson to help us separate this movie's sins from its wins.
We went looking for sins in one of the most notoriously bad movies of all time. And we found it... surprisingly void of many sins! Happy whatever day it is this video was launched!
Hello James, it is me, the lister of all your sins.
Even though everything they showed us in the first movie was a lie, we still watched the second one for some reason. Found... plenty of sins. Sigh.
With the new live-action Jungle Book hitting theaters, we decided to go back to the original animated Disney version. Guess what? It has sins! I bet you're really surprised.
The Wicker Man, a movie you actually understand better BEFORE you watch it. Sinful as crap. (Shudder).
Today we sin half a movie. Or... what should have been half a movie. It's safe to say we're tiring of this series at this point.
Ugh. Here we go again. This freaking movie, man. I mean... I just... I don't even...
Sigh. We really didn't like this movie. It's probably harmless fun for most, but borrows so heavily from so many other Disney films we got annoyed.
Sins of last year's second-best film costarring Oscar Isaac and Domhnall Gleeson.
Remember back when this was a thing? No? Well, now you do. You're welcome. Here are the sins of a genuinely terrible movie, Elektra.
Once upon a time, there were two Punisher movies, and neither was very good. These are the sins of one of them.
Nana & Pop-pop got some 'splaining to do.
Cars... Pixar's first real mis-step. Plenty love it, but enough dislike it to make it the first non-home-run in the studio's history. Which, of course, means it has lots of sins... right?
With a sequel coming soon for Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, we thought it was worth checking out the first one for sins. Boy were we ever right. Sin-poluzza!
Jack Black playing Jack Black playing R.L. Stine. What's not to love?
Once upon a time, Paramount made a Star Trek movie that, while true to the Trek spirit, was also boring as f*ck. Here are that movie's sins.
In one of the best rebounds ever, the Star Trek series follows up boring-ass first movie with thrilling-ass Wrath of Khan sequel! Good move, Star Trek!!!
Yep, this is a movie that actually happened. If you weren't alive to see it occur, you might have trouble believing it.
Back in 2001 they made an animated Final Fantasy movie that hardly resembled the games it was "based" on. Also it was kind of boring and muddled. So here are it's sins!
You thought you repressed your memories of this movie for good, but we are here to rip them from the dark corners of your brains and force you to remember Mortal Kombat Annihilation. It happened.
The Revenant is a pretty kick-ass movie. It won some awards, deservedly. But being a movie... still has sins.
In celebration of Finding Dory's upcoming release, we went looking for sins in one of the few Pixar movies we've yet to cover: A Bug's Life.
Yeah... we went there. In celebration of Finding Dory's release, we went looking for sins in Jaws, because... you know... shark. Thin connection maybe, but whatever. That's all we need.
Stargate was a movie, then a TV show, and is now being rebooted as a movie series again. Because that's how awesome it is... so someone. Not us. We find it to be full of sin.
My personal favorite horror film (yes, it is both sci-fi AND horror), Alien, still has sins... as every movie does. So we listed them. It's kind of what we do.
And now, because they're releasing yet another one of these movies, we go looking for sins in the previous one, The Purge: Anarchy. Silliness abounds.
In order to mark the release of the new live-action Tarzan movie, which somehow stars Samuel L. Jackson, we went looking for sins in Disney's animated version. Guess what? Found plenty.
QT's 8th film, if you use his math, The Hateful Eight still has plenty of sins.
Disney Animation keeps churning out solid films lately that, while enjoyed by critics and audiences alike, still have sins. Zootopia is the latest to have its sins counted, but it won't be the last.
Once upon a time, Michael Bay made movies even more ridiculous than the ones he makes today, if you can believe it. Here are the sins of The Rock, SMH.
This Cloverfield "cousin" or "sequel" or "whatever" basically has nothing to do with Cloverfield, but it's still an entertaining little film. Here are its sins.
Ice Age... somehow they've made, like, five of these f*cking things. After reviewing the original for sins... we have no idea how, why, or how.
Oh sh*t! We left dead-Spock on that planet that generates life! We'd better go back and get him, no? Here are all the sins we found in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock.
There's a new Jason Bourne movie! In the spirit of celebration, we went looking for sins in the 2nd one: The Bourne Supremacy. Found a few.
Finally, and just before Jason Bourne comes out, we sin the best of the series thus far... Ultimatum. Yes, we still found sins in a great movie... it's kind of what we do.
I totally forgot they made a third one of these. Wow. Here are the sins of Kung Fu Panda 3.
Well, this video was inevitable. Most disappointing movie of 2016 so far? Probably. It's the Terminator Genisys of superhero films. And yeah, sins out the ass.
This movie came out, and people liked it... but it feels like it was quickly forgotten. No matter... they're making a third one. Anywho... here are the sins for How To Train Your Dragon 2.
Here's a movie so insipid... so stupid... Jeremy had to stop watching after 12 minutes. So yes, it's full of freaking sins.
Hellboy. Yeah, you don't know what it is, I don't know what it is... yet it's a comic AND a movie. So we sinned it.
I Am Legend stars Will Smith, an awesome dog, CGI, and some mannequins. Just from that description alone, you'd expect sins... and they are there, but maybe not as many as you think.
Dark Shadows. Yep, you forgot all about--maybe on purpose... but it IS a movie that happened. And it is FULL of sins.
Unbreakable... the "realistic" superhero origin film. From back when M. Night was still on fire. Sins? Oh, for sure. But we still love this movie.
Blade was actually one of the first--if not THE first--successful Marvel franchises. But it's sinny as hell.
An animated Batman movie came out this summer and many of you probably had no idea. Even so, here are its sins... and they are plentiful. Stay tuned at the end for a special bonus.
Oh yes we did. It's been almost 4 years. Time to put our money where our motto is. So here are the sins of the much beloved and respected (with good reason) Citizen Kane.
Well, so many of you demanded it, we decided to give it to you. Here we present the supplemental sins video for Batman v Superman, which addresses all the sins added and removed when taking the Ultimate Edition into consideration.
Jungle Book, Jungle Book, does whatever a Jungle Book does... which is sort of the problem... Whatever, here are the sins of the live-action 2016 Jungle Book that very many people loved.
For some reason, we haven't done Shrek yet. Well, that's getting remedied today! Here are all the sins we could find in the original Shrek movie (can you believe there are 4 of these things?!).
Captain America finally gets his own Avengers movie. Wait... I mean... The Avengers finally show up to help out in one of their members' solo films. Wait... Spider-Man finally doesn't suck in a film about not-Spider-Man... wait...
Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.
In celebration of the new film The Gone Girl on the Train With A Dragon Tattoo... here are all the sins we found in Gone Girl, the most recent "Girl-based" mystery-thriller we could find to tie into The Girl on the Train.
The first Saw movie was clever and interesting and unpredictable. The second one is... not really any of that. Here are its sins.
The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway, here are its sins.
Jack Reacher is such a bad-ass he PUNCHED his way to a sequel. And given said sequel is upon us at last... we went looking for sins in his original adventure.
Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too.
Tom Hanks' new film Inferno is tearing up the international box office. Why? Because apparently someone somewhere likes these movies. Regardless... we decided to commemorate the 3rd film in the franchise by looking for sins in the original, The Da Vinci Code. Oooh, mama.
Even though The Da Vinci Code movie was an insufferable piece of crap, it made enough cash to warrant at least TWO more sequels. With the 3rd one coming out soon, we take a look at the sins of the 2nd film in the franchise: Angels & Demons.
Well, here's a movie that happened. It shouldn't have. It's absolutely terrible in every way. Please enjoy roughly 20 minutes of us complaining about this piece of crap.
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: Election Year. So many sins!!!
X-Men Apocalypse. Did you see it? We did. Boy, how we didn't like it. You will probably pick up on that listening to the sins. (sigh).
In honor of the upcoming sci-fi think piece Arrival, we've gone looking for sins in another modern sci-fi think piece... Contact. Oh, god, they should have sent a poet sinner!
Warcraft is a movie that apparently was a good enough time for many of the fans of the video game it's based on. For the rest of us, though, it's a f*cking slog.
The first movie was an insult to intelligence, so you can bet the sequel is the same sh*t dialed up to 11. Actively hate this movie.
Disney's Pocahontas. Well, we don't like it at all. Perhaps you do, but if so... you're probably wrong. Or just misguided. Or 5.
Basically everything about this movie is terrible. Now... watch us spend 20 minutes saying that. :)
Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!
I, Robot. This is one of the most boring action movies about robots ever made. Of course it has sins. Duh.
Finally Hollywood gives us a decent-ish Christmas horror film with Krampus, which earns plenty of sins but still isn't terrible.
Here's Everything Wrong With Finding Dory, another Pixar sequel that relies mostly on previous films instead of breaking any new ground. Enjoy your billions, Pixar!!
Here's a live-action Tarzan sequel/reboot/thing that has likable actors in it but still manages to be somewhere between bad and just boring. This jungle is full of sins.
Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.
This animated in-betwee-quel is just full of sins. Full, I tells ya'!
The third Toy Story is arguably the best of the bunch, but it's also the least necessary. Regardless of where you place it in the rankings... it's got sins, yo. So we did our thing.
After annual frequent requests, we decided to finally sin the original Home Alone. Unsurprisingly, we found plenty wrong.
Deadpool. Yeah, he kind of sins the movie himself, but that wasn't going to stop us from trying. No we didn't get Ryan Reynolds to guest--we didn't even ask; we didn't want to do what other channels had already done (and done well). No hard feelings, Mr. Reynolds.
Die Hard 2. Nowhere near as good as the first one, but still somehow weirdly enjoyable, despite its laziness. Sins out the ass, though.
