William Millender

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Staten Island, New York
43

Little Italy
3

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BlockedParent2019-02-13T02:35:49Z— updated 2024-03-16T23:39:22Z

Every piece of this movie is a stereotype.
The writing is terrible, the accents are god awful.
I'm only watching this in preparation for the next episode of How Did This Get Made?

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
9

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BlockedParent2023-02-16T16:28:43Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:25:08Z

I'm a 40 year old white male marvel fan and, based on the first ep so far, I loved this. The animation is awesome to look at. The story is interesting and emotional. This is another banger put out by marvel. Bare in mind, this is directed for kids, but if you're a cartoon fan, it's very well done and incredibly watchable. My only criticism here is that it didn't need to be an hour long. I'm hoping the rest of the season is cut down to half hour episodes. It's a bit extra at that length.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Saturday Morning All Star Hits!
4

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BlockedParent2021-12-10T15:48:20Z— updated 2024-05-05T01:52:30Z

Kyle Mooney is hit or miss on SNL. This is a miss. I'm the target demo, since I grew up in the 80s/90s culture, but it just didn't connect for me.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Grand Crew
8

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BlockedParent2021-12-25T22:33:17Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:29:45Z

Good show. Strong recommend. Watch it.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Anyone But You
7

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BlockedParent2024-02-19T08:55:37Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:21:21Z

Just a movie about two people that will occasionally make you laugh and sometimes make you groan, while not having the ability to help yourself thinking about taking both of them on in a threesome despite your status as a straight person.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Whale
Good on Paper
6

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BlockedParent2021-06-27T03:16:50Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:34:41Z

Decent romcom. I'm an Illiza fan, so I'm a little bias. I will say tho, the moral part of the story was a little shallow. It came across as "don't judge pretty people as vapid and disposable, they're actually human underneath, but if you meet a weirdo, they're probably a weirdo". Being that it's a movie about her life, the weirdo part is fine because it's part of her real story. But the schlocky scene where the two pretty blondes stop being fake to each other felt shoehorned in and counter to the main theme of the film.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Good Place: 4x12 Patty

Great guest spot by Lisa Kudrow!

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Taskmaster

If you're looking at this deciding if you're going to check out Taskmaster, just do it! It's become one of my favorite shows to watch each week!

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The Romanoffs: 1x01 The Violet Hour

I was pleasantly surprised at this show. I go into movies and shows trying not to know too much about them. I watched this by word of mouth, not expecting much and boy was I blown away. The story is fantastic. Reminded me, very much, of an Oscar nominated foreign film you would want to watch, if you're into that sort of thing. Very well done and looking forward to more from this series.

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Krisha

Not much to it but the acting was phenominal and the direction was good.

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Poor Things
6

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BlockedParent2024-03-02T05:50:21Z— updated 2024-03-16T23:37:12Z

I get all of the undertones that the film is presenting. It almost felt too obvious at times. I get that the acting is supposed to be great, even if I thought that Emma Stone was terrible playing the "child" version of the character at the very beginning. I did enjoy some of the dark humor. But the steampunk/Wes Anderson style didn't do anything for me and never has.

Not to get into pun territory here but this was a little too "high art" for my tastes. However, about half way through I said to my girlfriend (who did find the film interesting) "ya know, the weed just hit in a way that made this movie tolerable." So there's that...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Bullet Train
7

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BlockedParent2022-11-20T01:02:22Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:25:18Z

Not as good as I hoped it would be. Not as bad as I expected it to be.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Deep Water
2

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BlockedParent2022-04-30T01:02:34Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:27:28Z

This was the first movie in 41 years that I've watched that felt like I've wasted my life with the time I used to get through this whole thing, to then land the ending that I got. F Afflak. F the director. And most importantly F Melinda for being the most hateable character of all time.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Cyborg
1

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BlockedParent2022-03-31T20:32:12Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:27:40Z

Atrocious. Just absolutely bad. Needed one more word. Sucks.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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What We Did on Our Holiday
7

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BlockedParent2021-12-19T03:31:22Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:29:57Z

This was a genuinely charming film. The children are the star of the show. They have great comedic timing and deliver their lines like pros. Connelly is great as ever. He's basically just playing himself dying.

Whoever else said this felt like a TV show, I agree. Felt like a really long episode of series about family centered drama with funny moments, like this is us. Or party of five.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Halloween in a Box

I was excited about this one, but it's super low budget.

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Doctor Sleep
5

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BlockedParent2020-12-26T03:26:25Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:23Z

I don’t understand why this had to be made...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The New Mutants
4

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BlockedParent2020-11-22T02:26:02Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:59Z

If you’re a huge fan of the comic book, like I am, you will be severely disappointed if you had hopes this was good.

It’s not just the movie itself. The characters are nothing like the book.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Cake

You have to be stoned AF to even begin to comprehend what's going on here.

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The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley
6

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BlockedParent2019-04-25T23:13:59Z— updated 2021-04-24T09:05:03Z

This was not well done. I watched this because I listed to the podcast The Dropout. If you really want an in depth dive into this story, skip the movie and do the podcast.

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Brawl in Cell Block 99

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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The Platform
8

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BlockedParent2024-01-25T04:32:51Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:21:30Z

Very similar to tone and vibe of The Cube: https://trakt.tv/movies/cube-1997

Wouldn't be surprised if it was an influence on the director because it has very familiar themes.

That said, I liked it. Check your brain at the door and watch Cube first and then this for a very claustrophobic but entertaining evening.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3
6

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BlockedParent2023-10-22T03:47:25Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:21:39Z

Felt like an add-on episode to a show rather than a fully fleshed out movie.

There were funny moments but a couple of cringe moments as well.

Fun. at times, but ultimately disposable.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Jury Duty
4

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BlockedParent2023-04-20T03:20:00Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:24:10Z

I started out really wanting to like this series. Im a big fan of both fish out of water stories and the Joe Schmoe Show, which I had hoped this would be close to.
After the first episode I wasn’t very impressed, but found it amusing enough to keep going.
At some point, I noticed that this is NOT on the level of Joe Schmoe. It became clear that a lot of scenes that center around the actors have been filmed ahead of time. I get that the story is already written so they have a good idea where things will go.
But I expect a show with this premise to film completely on the fly. Prerecorded interviews and soliloquies go against the entire point of the show.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing
7

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BlockedParent2023-04-15T23:31:51Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:24:26Z

Not much new information if you followed the case when it happened. Interesting to watch again as I remember that week very vividly, even from NYC.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Grand Piano
6

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BlockedParent2022-05-22T01:17:43Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:26:21Z

Did you ever wonder what it would be like if they took the movie Phone Booth and crossed it with Saw directed by a 70's Italian horror director? Whichever the answer is, that's what you're getting...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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X
7

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BlockedParent2022-05-17T23:30:43Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:26:47Z

The reviews are all pretty mixed on this film and that's totally appropriate. It's either a decent, no nonsense horror flick, or a predictable gory mess all at the same time. It succeeds in being interesting enough to watch but also shows you that there could have been a better version of this with a bigger budget. But that would basically just get you Texas Chainsaw Massacre again so...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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All American: Homecoming
5

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BlockedParent2022-03-01T18:39:25Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:27:58Z

All American is already starting to get stale. More of the same from a side character that no one cared about in the first place? Hard pass.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Grudge Match
7

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BlockedParent2022-02-27T00:35:36Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:11Z

The film is exactly the film you're imagining it is.
Would have been fun if they got some better writers and made this a Rocky sequel with a comedy twist.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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