William Millender

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Staten Island, New York
43

Another Time
3

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BlockedParent2022-02-12T05:23:24Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:21Z

I knew the girlfriend would love seeing This Is Us guy on tv. There was time travel involved. The trailer made then film look, at least, interesting. Couldnt lose. The movie didn't live up to even that much. At the point I figured out this was not going to recover, I had to continue watching to see how bad it could get. And to enjoy the horrendous acting from everyone involved.

If you must know what this film is like... Imagine if a Nicholas Sparks novel ate a low budget romcom, pooped it out, ate it again and then vomited everything out into a physics book.

Avoid if genuinely interested. Or watch for a laugh. Whatever your flavor...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Beguiled
6

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BlockedParent2022-01-27T18:51:52Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:31Z

Clint Eastwood is out here giving out strong Trump grabbing by the ----- vibes...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Shadow in the Cloud
3

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BlockedParent2022-01-20T19:14:47Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:41Z

EPIC....ly stupid. Ugh. Just watched this because it's an episode on the How Did This Get Made podcast...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Bad Hair
6

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BlockedParent2022-01-01T04:03:01Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:54Z

This is sort of a dark comedy. The comedy is dry tho. This is a message film and the changes in tone mesh but the comedy aspects don't really work because I found myself laughing at parts that were supposed to be "scary".
I think the most well done part is the parodying of 90s hip hop and R&B culture. The parts with music videos and Usher were fantastic and the best parts.
It has a similar concept to a 90s version of the Amazon show Them. Different stories but the same underlying story. Them is done much better tho.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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White Boy Rick
6

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BlockedParent2021-12-05T03:10:47Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:30:46Z

Movie about a white kid that looks like Jack Harlow lite, fitting in with black people, and being accused as a snitch. Would have been better if the kid could act. I heard about this because of what a great performer this new kid was. He sucks.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Taskmaster: Season 12
10

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BlockedParent2021-11-24T19:44:15Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:31:06Z

I skipped last season. None of the contestants appealed to me. This season is firing on all cylinders.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Love Hard
7

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BlockedParent2021-11-13T23:01:23Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:31:17Z

It's exactly what you think it's going to be. But I still liked it. The leads are great. The story is paced well. And there are some genuinely funny moments.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania
7

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BlockedParent2021-10-31T23:47:36Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:31:26Z

This was one of the better WWE cartoons. Had some funny moments. But I fast forwarded through a good half of it.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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13 Sins
6

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BlockedParent2021-10-31T03:26:35Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:31:36Z

This is like Saw for kids...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Blood Father
7

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BlockedParent2021-10-30T23:57:20Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:31:49Z

This was better than it had any right being. In my head, I just imagined Riggs from Lethal Weapon went off the deep end and had to save his daughter.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Bingo Hell
4

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BlockedParent2021-10-09T03:05:01Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:32:15Z

It just didn't do anything for me...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Welcome to the Blumhouse: 2x02 Black as Night
7

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BlockedParent2021-10-09T03:03:49Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:32:47Z

Surprisingly good genre flick. It's nothing new or novel but I expected a lot less. Cast was good except the best friend character. He was too over the top. The actor didn't feel like a genuine character.
Reminds me of Attack The Block meets Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Black as Night
7

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BlockedParent2021-10-09T03:03:03Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:33:05Z

Surprisingly good genre flick. It's nothing new or novel but I expected a lot less. Cast was good except the best friend character. He was too over the top. The actor didn't feel like a genuine character.
Reminds me of Attack The Block meets Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Wrong Turn
6

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BlockedParent2021-07-31T01:22:39Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:33:14Z

As a fan of the original, The Foundation angle could be good on paper, but they made it absolutely stupid AF.
Good moments but does not live up to the original series.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Penguin Town
6

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BlockedParent2021-07-30T04:22:35Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:33:35Z

This show was great. However it turned during episode 5 for us. At one point there are baby penguins that get attacked by rival older penguins and we couldn't handle that.
Although I understand and respect that that is part of the circle of life, it's not something I'm interested in watching. I also imagine it would be surprising and difficult for small children. Id advise parents to watch the episode before deciding on watching the show.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Leatherface
5

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BlockedParent2021-07-13T21:07:24Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:33:53Z

It's got a good cast and decent production value. But I can't recommend it. I was pretty bored throughout.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Air I Breathe
5

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BlockedParent2021-07-10T04:07:59Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:34:15Z

Great cast. Ok acting. Terrible dialog. Predictable script.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Child's Play
6

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BlockedParent2021-07-03T05:27:21Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:34:23Z

This should have been average horror reboot faire. It became a good bad movie when it kept getting so over the top and super non sensical writing. A waste of Brian Tyree Henry’s talent.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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False Positive
6

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BlockedParent2021-06-27T01:35:33Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:34:52Z

I love broad city and I love when actors make unexpected movie choices. So I threw this on immediately. It's definitely watchable and some interesting writing options but it's ultimately an average genre flick. The acting was ok but Iliana felt out of place. It was hard separating her from her comedy personality but if this were played more for laughs, it would have worked better. If she keeps acting she can improve, but I'd prefer to see her in comedies.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
6

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BlockedParent2021-02-26T05:22:16Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:08Z

Probably the stupidest movie I've ever seen.

There are some really funny parts in between the mess. It's totally watchable though. I would just bring some edibles beforehand.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Pieces of a Woman
8

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BlockedParent2021-02-04T04:24:26Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:16Z

It's slow but very well acted. A decent, sad, depressing art house film that I never want to see again.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Joker
7

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BlockedParent2020-12-12T06:18:33Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:33Z

Finally getting around to see this. While it is a good movie, for me it suffers by being about "The Joker".
If it was an origin story where he was going to join the DCU then I'd be all for it. But as a stand alone film, it didn't need to be about that character. It could have stood on it's own.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Pack
4

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BlockedParent2020-11-23T09:04:23Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:46Z

It honestly pains me to give a show of adorable pups such a low grade, but you can see from the opening how bad this was going to be. I was hoping for Amazing Race with dogs and while they’re going for that, it’s excited so poorly. There’s also waaaaaay too much in between anything actually happening. They take too long to get to the point.

Good idea, poor execution.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Open House
6

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BlockedParent2020-10-13T05:00:53Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:36:11Z

Was an ok spooky flick until the end. Not in a “bs ending” kind of way. It was just dumb and a likely attempt to start a franchise that they bailed on.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Family Reunion
7

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BlockedParent2020-09-12T01:03:13Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:36:18Z

I'm not a fan of this type of show but once in awhile one charms me into watching and enjoying despite my darker sense of humor. This is one of those shows.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Stuber
7

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BlockedParent2020-09-07T04:01:18Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:36:26Z

It's predictable and problematic but genuinely funny in parts.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Ren & Stimpy Story
6

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BlockedParent2020-09-02T18:40:47Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:36:36Z

Good, as far as these type of docs go, but I thought it would be more of an interesting story.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Peppermint

Nice action but this can be described in two words: Lady Punisher. The movie one, not the TV or the comic one.

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Girl on the Third Floor

One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Hilariously bad.

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Ghostwriter

Man, I was so excited to see this re-made. And yet, Ghostwriter in the 90's was such a weird unique thing on television that, when you think about it, can't really be re-made. This series proves that. There's nothing really terrible about it. It's just not Ghostwriter...

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