William Millender

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The Blackening
6

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BlockedParent2023-07-09T22:19:41Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:23:17Z

First half had promise. The villain was corny AF. And I love Jermaine Fowler. But this wasn't the role for him.
The final act squandered the whole movie.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Cube
6

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BlockedParent2023-04-06T13:37:21Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:24:37Z

I watched this hoping for a new version of Cube, but it's basically just an exact remake of the original. It's a lot more dramatic and emotional at times. And there are a couple of small wrinkles added in that has some slight differences. But ultimately the store and pacing and most other aspects of the film are exact. Not worth the watch if you're a fan of the originals.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Satanic
6

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BlockedParent2022-10-15T01:14:52Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:25:32Z

Slightly above average teenage horror flick. Expected terrible so it wound up being a decent b movie.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Money Plane

It was fun if you like some of the actors here. But it's largely just a bad B-Movie featuring the Lawrence brothers not doing much of anything.

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The Amazing Johnathan Documentary

I was disappointed in this one. I saw the one released on youtube about his young friend and that was great. This one was kind of a mess and I get why the director inserted himself, but it also felt like he made it about himself toward the middle, rather than focusing on the mystery surrounding Johnathan and the multiple documentaries.
I kept waiting for him to ask Johnathan: "If these people told you they were part of an award winning documentary team and then they weren't, don't you feel duped? And why are you still happy about it if you were, in fact, duped? Pretty key question left out of this.
Either way, there were missing elements and it kind of felt like the film was taking this guy dealing with his pain and showing most of his a*hole moments. Was insightful at times but mostly a cluster-f**.

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The Romanoffs: 1x08 The One That Holds Everything

I found this one to be one of the weaker episodes. It was a bit boring at first and, kind of, all over the place. But it got decent in the 2nd half with a twist at the end.

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The Book of Henry

I did not expect this to be such a bummer of a movie. I mean that in terms of story, not movie quality.

As far as the movie quality, I was interested but when the tragedy happens the film goes into complete unbelievability. It's still watchable, but it lost me half way through.

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Blockers

I had high hopes for this one but it was just ok.

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Doctor Sleep
5

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BlockedParent2020-12-26T03:26:25Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:23Z

I don’t understand why this had to be made...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Cake

You have to be stoned AF to even begin to comprehend what's going on here.

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All American: Homecoming
5

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BlockedParent2022-03-01T18:39:25Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:27:58Z

All American is already starting to get stale. More of the same from a side character that no one cared about in the first place? Hard pass.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Leatherface
5

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BlockedParent2021-07-13T21:07:24Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:33:53Z

It's got a good cast and decent production value. But I can't recommend it. I was pretty bored throughout.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Air I Breathe
5

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BlockedParent2021-07-10T04:07:59Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:34:15Z

Great cast. Ok acting. Terrible dialog. Predictable script.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Ghostwriter

Man, I was so excited to see this re-made. And yet, Ghostwriter in the 90's was such a weird unique thing on television that, when you think about it, can't really be re-made. This series proves that. There's nothing really terrible about it. It's just not Ghostwriter...

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Where the Crawdads Sing
5

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BlockedParent2022-10-06T00:26:09Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:26:02Z

This film stirred up a lot of emotion in me. So here is my one word review.... "Meh"

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Ode to Joy
5

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BlockedParent2022-06-12T01:56:04Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:26:12Z

I only watched this for Chrissy Moviestars. Shout out Tom Brady. And I would be remiss not to mention Patrick Maholmes III.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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What Just Happened??! with Fred Savage

Wasn't sure what to expect here. It was just ok. I see what they're going for but I don't think it works. It's a pretty high concept and I don't expect it to make a full season.

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Modern Family

I just don't get it. Between this and Big Bang Theory, I don't know how these shows stay on the air for so long.

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The Romanoffs: 1x06 Panorama

This was the worst episode up through the first 6 (haven't see the last two yet). The story had potential but the ending sucked. I also felt like they could have picked a guy that had better acting with the English language. His English speaking felt stilted and insincere.

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Saturday Morning All Star Hits!
4

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BlockedParent2021-12-10T15:48:20Z— updated 2024-05-05T01:52:30Z

Kyle Mooney is hit or miss on SNL. This is a miss. I'm the target demo, since I grew up in the 80s/90s culture, but it just didn't connect for me.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The New Mutants
4

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BlockedParent2020-11-22T02:26:02Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:59Z

If you’re a huge fan of the comic book, like I am, you will be severely disappointed if you had hopes this was good.

It’s not just the movie itself. The characters are nothing like the book.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Jury Duty
4

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BlockedParent2023-04-20T03:20:00Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:24:10Z

I started out really wanting to like this series. Im a big fan of both fish out of water stories and the Joe Schmoe Show, which I had hoped this would be close to.
After the first episode I wasn’t very impressed, but found it amusing enough to keep going.
At some point, I noticed that this is NOT on the level of Joe Schmoe. It became clear that a lot of scenes that center around the actors have been filmed ahead of time. I get that the story is already written so they have a good idea where things will go.
But I expect a show with this premise to film completely on the fly. Prerecorded interviews and soliloquies go against the entire point of the show.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Bingo Hell
4

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BlockedParent2021-10-09T03:05:01Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:32:15Z

It just didn't do anything for me...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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The Pack
4

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BlockedParent2020-11-23T09:04:23Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:35:46Z

It honestly pains me to give a show of adorable pups such a low grade, but you can see from the opening how bad this was going to be. I was hoping for Amazing Race with dogs and while they’re going for that, it’s excited so poorly. There’s also waaaaaay too much in between anything actually happening. They take too long to get to the point.

Good idea, poor execution.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Little Italy
3

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BlockedParent2019-02-13T02:35:49Z— updated 2024-03-16T23:39:22Z

Every piece of this movie is a stereotype.
The writing is terrible, the accents are god awful.
I'm only watching this in preparation for the next episode of How Did This Get Made?

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Another Time
3

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BlockedParent2022-02-12T05:23:24Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:21Z

I knew the girlfriend would love seeing This Is Us guy on tv. There was time travel involved. The trailer made then film look, at least, interesting. Couldnt lose. The movie didn't live up to even that much. At the point I figured out this was not going to recover, I had to continue watching to see how bad it could get. And to enjoy the horrendous acting from everyone involved.

If you must know what this film is like... Imagine if a Nicholas Sparks novel ate a low budget romcom, pooped it out, ate it again and then vomited everything out into a physics book.

Avoid if genuinely interested. Or watch for a laugh. Whatever your flavor...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Shadow in the Cloud
3

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BlockedParent2022-01-20T19:14:47Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:28:41Z

EPIC....ly stupid. Ugh. Just watched this because it's an episode on the How Did This Get Made podcast...

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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Girl on the Third Floor

One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Hilariously bad.

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Dark Phoenix

Ugh... yo, this was just plain bad.

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Deep Water
2

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BlockedParent2022-04-30T01:02:34Z— updated 2024-03-10T04:27:28Z

This was the first movie in 41 years that I've watched that felt like I've wasted my life with the time I used to get through this whole thing, to then land the ending that I got. F Afflak. F the director. And most importantly F Melinda for being the most hateable character of all time.

My Ratings

10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage

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