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Halo: 2x03 Visegrad

They need to remove some of the boring subplots. The astroid people ruin the flow of the show. Halo didn't need a fat albino poof either.
Leave the soaps drama for the midday; Needs more action 30-40mins per episode.

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Baby Reindeer: 1x02 Episode 2

Yikes! Into the trash bin it goes.

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Ted Lasso: 3x07 The Strings That Bind Us
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BlockedParent2023-04-26T06:31:51Z— updated 2024-05-19T03:42:43Z

Magellan with his inflatable dingle crossing the ocean to save England with future doctors, lawyers, and scientists. So brave.

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Chucky: 1x03 I Like to Be Hugged

That black nerd is creepier than the doll.

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Letterkenny: 5x03 Hard Right Jay

What a cringy attempt to slander people with opposing views.

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Altered Carbon: 2x06 Bury Me Dead

When the boring Takeshi went over the cliff I thought this show was finally going to pick up. Now that he's back we all know the boring one will survive. zzz

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Ted Lasso: 3x08 We'll Never Have Paris

Did they forget that this is a show about a football team? What is this horrible daytime soap opera garbage?

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The Book of Boba Fett: 1x06 Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

Did the directors forget what show they were working on? What is all this crap about Luke and the Mandalorian? Stick to Boba Fett

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Jean-Claude Van Johnson: 1x01 Jean-Claude Van Johnson

Time Cop IS better than Looper

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Your Honor: 2x10 Part Twenty

That was a horribly disappointing finale to the season. Probably one of the worst finales I've ever seen.

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The Mandalorian: 2x06 Chapter 14: The Tragedy

What is with the clown car full of Storm Troopers? 5 dozen can't fit in the that ship. Destroyed the whole episode.

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A Quiet Place

If you are looking for a quiet place kids will ruin everything.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x05 Choose Your Pain

Can't believe the parody, The Orville, is closer to Star Trek than the one with the Star Trek name. The main character in this show has the personality of an office lamp… but I am sure he passed the 'PC checklist'. All of her dialogue is EXACTLY what moves the plot along. So bad.

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The OA: 1x08 Invisible Self

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Can you imagine a bunch of high school kids practising some dance moves to stop a shooter LOL.

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Zombieland: Double Tap

Not sure how Eisenberg still gets work.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x06 Lethe

I hope they replace this stale bread lead actor as she is weighing the show down. So emotionless and vapid. They always say the exact line of dialogue to move the plot along. Oh god, the fight scene. PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP.

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Don't listen to the people that say this is traditional trek. It is marvel inspired garbage. Television is essentially a play on a stage that is filmed. Can this show be put on a stage? NO, it relies heavily on cheesy special effects and rarely are the actors even in the same room. TOS had a conflict and the camera stayed in the room, you seen the reactions of characters and see how the. conflict affected them and how the conflict played out. In SNW character says some cheesy one liner, cut to CGI, repeat. Conflicts are solved with ridiculous computer animation that don't fit in with the time period. Also, the crew is already known thanks to The Cage, why do they need to change the crew?
If you think this is good you need to watch more trek. A lot more (just not Discovery that is just as bad as this garbage).

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Reno 911!: The Hunt for QAnon

Was funny till Paton Oswald showed up. That lard can kill any mood. Otherwise a hoot.

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WandaVision: 1x04 We Interrupt This Program

I got to enjoy three episodes before it de-evolved into the worst story telling known to man, aka Marvel Storytelling. Why did they have to ruin the show with this garbage. Walks into bosses office, boss explains the plot in a conversation that would never happen in real life… and people shit on the first 3 episodes? Went from great to mediocre.

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For All Mankind: 1x04 Prime Crew

Other than the SJW crap this is a boring show. I'd say the worst of the first batch of Apple+ shows.

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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

The movie was enjoyable until till the daughter and her checklist PC friends appeared on screen and ruined the movie.

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The Morning Show: 1x01 In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3:30 in the Morning

15 Mins in and the liberal bullshit starts already. "All they want to do is hear themselves talk" No kidding lady.

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Fallout: Season 1
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Despite the oddball cast of genetic lottery losers which starkly contrast the purity pushed in the game and the show, I managed to make it to the end of the season which is more than I can say for 12% Body Problem.

To the child who is editing my reviews please stop or I will take legal action. If you think the facsists that bully you are a problem you are in for a world of legal pain.

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ted: 1x06 Loud Night

I wish Seth would just come out so he can make gay jokes. Scott Thompson made a career out of it.

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ted

Despite having more barbs than a fence at Eagle Pass Seth still refuses to make jokes about certain groups.

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Star Trek: Voyager: 4x17 Retrospect

False rape claims ruin a man's life. A timeless lesson.

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Heels: 2x02 The Journey Is the Obstacle

If a woman sides with a psychologist over her husband regarding their son it's time to to divorce her.
The principal even threatened a school shooting. Every single school shooting involves psychologists feeding psychotropic drugs. I'm not sure if they were trying to enlighten the audience or mock them

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Black Mirror: 6x02 Loch Henry

Another abysmal episode. Black mirror was so great because every episode took place in an alternate reality other than our own. This new season seems to show iPhones, safari browsers, and windows laptops. Also this episode features "film technicians" who bring in video from tape and it looks like it was shot that morning. Garbage in garbage out.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: 3x11 Past Tense (1)

The story of George "Fentanyl" Floyd causing riots across America that fill open the eyes of Americans purify the degenerates that plague the city. A surreal view of San Francisco in 2024 with no one shitting on the street, no one overdosing near a school, no one robbing a Walgreens, a peaceful and just system. The degenerate classes involves gimmie (gimmedats), ghosts (interlopers with big noses) and (dims) vaccine injured that live in a 'sanctuary district' (not to be confused with sanctuary cites in our time line).

Too bad we didn't get this San Francisco.

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The Walking Dead: Dead City

We wuz sheriffs n sheeeit. Hard pass.

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